[penandinkprincess]

okay but ilya and cliff being besties but ilya rooming with connors during the club episode makes me laugh because i'm just imagining him being such a demon to everyone that they had to put being his roomie on ROTATION

[penandinkprincess]

"SOS IT'S A SHIRTLESS AND YELLING NIGHT. I REPEAT. IT'S A SHIRTLESS AND YELLING NIGHT."

[my-2nd-account]

HE SAID "FUCK THIS SHIT" IN ENGLISH THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!! HE SAYS HE NEEDS TO GET LAID CLIFF I AM NOT JOKING!!! HE GOT THE JEAN PAUL GAULTIER TIGER PRINT TOP ON MARLY GET YOUR ASS IN HERE I'M SCARED!!!

[lilyblisslys]

there should be a cool, chill way to say things like “I’m struggling” or “I’m having a hard time” that doesn’t imply you might have needs

[phantomrose96]

You can be talking to someone and she'll be like, "Oh I made a silly mistake. Women don't deserve voting rights teehee." And you'll be like, "What." And she'll be like, "Oh I'm sorry! That must sound so bad out of context. No it's this Tiktok meme where, if you're a girl and you do something dumb, you say 'Women don't deserve voting rights teehee.'"

And you'll be like, "That sounds bad." And she'll be like, "No no. It's totally not that bad. It's just a meme. Men say it too. Like if a man does something silly he'll be like, 'I am like those women who do not deserve to vote.'" And you'll be like, "Does that make it better?" And she'll be like, "Well there was one guy who tried to make 'Men shouldn't vote' a popular meme. But it never caught on and also he got yelled at a lot."

And then you drop it there because like, you're harshing the vibe.

[wake-meme-up-inside]

God this makes me think of this screenshot:

"it minimizes you as a person" really wraps up my entire discomfort with the whole "oh but i'm just a girl" thing when used in most situations.

[aries-of-spades]

[academicblorbo]

Ilya meeting Shane's parents must be insane for them like. Mr Ilya "The Terminator" Rozanov, terror on ice and menace in bed, politely stands there. Your very shy son admonishes him for using the word "lovers" and Russia's Greatest Rage Machine just takes it.

You ask when this started and Mister Dickhead makes sure Shane is accurate about when they started this. How dare you stave off half a year of us, Shane?

You ask if they talked to Scott Hunter and Ra Ra Rasputin says that he, famous asshole extraordinaire went to talk to Patron Saint of Hockey Gays to offer him congratulations.

You ask if he has no loyalty to Boston and Mr Fucking Fuck San Francisco is like. Nyet

Your son is having a panic attack and Miike Snow Genghis Khan calls them "boyfriends" and it's your own extremely shy and sensitive and loving son that is like MY WHAT

[orpheusilver]

masturbation is evil not for any puritan anti-fun reason but because it has permanently claimed so many verbs

[orpheusilver]

nobody can crank anything anymore. and god forbid you jerk

[orpheusilver]

turning off rbs at 75k btw so get your last reblogs in now

[abalisk]

😞

A travesty

[heavensickness]

there is not a single day i don't think about this quote in relation to tragedies

[araekniarchive]

Aeschylus, The Oresteia

[readandwritesilver]

(Richard Siken, War of the Foxes)

[ikea-doona]

[image description: three text excerpts.

image 1 is a quote attributed to John Darnielle, which reads, “This is why people cry at the movies: because everybody’s doomed. No one in a movie can help themselves in any way. Their fate has already staked its claim on them from the moment they appear onscreen.”

image 2 is an excerpt from a script. the first sentence is highlighted. Orestes says, “This was always going to happen. She’s been dead since the beginning.”

image 3 is text which reads, “Someone has to leave first. This is a very old story. There is no other version of this story.”

/end ID]

[ivynightshade]

fatima aamer bilal, excerpt from moony moonless sky’s ‘i am an observer, but not by choice.’

[text id: my fist has always been clenched around the handle of an invisible suitcase. / i am always ready to leave. / there is not a single room in this world where i belong.]

[pridoo]

Happy Valentine's Day babes! Have some obkk with @kkobweek's #kkobvalentine with the prompt Knees :´D featuring some rare NaruSasu (I draw them too rarely even though I lov them sm) their knees have been in hard work lately, phew

[its-not-a-pen]

brushing up on the calligraphy -_-

[its-not-a-pen]

good news! all the ink stayed INSIDE the inkwell this time at least

[its-not-a-pen]

[its-not-a-pen]

WHO THE FUCK IS HUA CHENG???

[its-not-a-pen]

[themidnights0ngart]

why do you keep hiding your eye?

[bestatfarts]

imagine being hayden. you're excited to have some alone time in your hotel room, away from your many kids. you're gonna relax, jerk off, watch a movie, just whatever.

you've tried to let your boy, shane, know that you know he's seeing someone and you're cool with it. you're a good friend. you want him to have a good time AND he always plays better after some time with lily.

shane comes back hours later, wearing a completely different, too large, men's shirt, looking like he's ready to die. what's that evening like?

[themoonandmyman]

Hayden when Shane gets back to the hotel room smelling like Dior Sauvage and reeking of depression

[louisegluckpdf]

holy quaternity

[youareinlove]

i saw the casting announcement for wuthering heights (2026) before reading the book, and assumed that heathcliff's miscasting was because the character was subtly not white, or it was mentioned here and there without much relevance to the plot beyond subtext, etc. (which still wouldn't have made it ok btw). but now i'm reading it and every single scene with him in it reads like:

'then appeared heathcliff, who was not white. he not-white-ly entered the room, where everyone else was white, unlike him. "aah! a not white!" they all shouted. he cried. "i wish i were white," he said. "don't worry, maybe your non-white parents were rich in non-white countries," said nelly. he was then called ten slurs, because he was not white, and left.'

like emily bronte literally beats us over the head with it every five seconds. what do you MEAN they cast jacob fucking elordi

[fellshish]

i’m so glad goncharov happened pre ai slop era

[obriy]

Steve Harrington & his jobs + volunteering:

[smute]

i think the most upsetting thing about american-flavor puritanism is how fucking patronizing it is. it's 2026 but the whole world still has to deal with a cultural hegemony grown from the gnarled vestiges of victorian-era paternalism. tax-paying adults with passports and the right to vote are treated like wayward children because of the antiquated idea that authorities must protect the weak minds of the unwashed masses from depravity and corruption. the average american can send a fellow citizen to the chair, but they can't piss in a ditch without being declared an outlaw. american entertainment media is saturated with sex, but you can't talk about it online without getting your account suspended. it's such blatant censorship at a universal scale, but because sexual content is framed as inherently dangerous, this restriction on basic adult autonomy, this blanket denial of moral and intellectual adulthood, can be reframed as protection, an expression of care, a moral duty. "won't someone think of the children!" I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN!

[smute]

thank god that the video game that features slow motion animations of graphic gunshot wounds and is rated 18+ has a profanity filter in single player offline mode. thank you for protecting this 33 year old mind from the corrupting influence that is a horse named apple slut

[hrgifs]

"Never in life have I blushed. Russians do not do this."

[hudconcore]