best at farts (not sexual, you perverts)

30-something weirdo on the east coast of Canada

[gaygoatshane]

happy pride

[bizarrelittlemew]

please mr tierney he is asking so nicely

[eemolu]

the idea that hollander "tamed" rozanov is really funny to shane because like. ilya finds it hot and is always going along with it, yes of course my husband is so sexy why do you think i moved to this boring fucking city. for dick. meanwhile shane knows the truth which is that ilya tamed himself. he herded shane like a sheepdog until he was exactly in the right position for ilya to flop down at his feet and say i love you, i am a one man guy, sleep with other people if you want but you are it for me, so shane is always there like ??? ilya. what are you talking about. i was literally prepared to be a secret slot on your roster for the rest of time without even admitting that i was gay until you decided to have me over make me lunch and say my name while you come like a love confession and ilya goes lyubmiyy. shut up. i was untamable you tamed the untamable and so shane has to be like yes, baby, i worked so hard, i used all my tricks but he's rolling his eyes because ilya wants to be a wolf shane coaxed inside to sleep on the hearth but instead he's a cat who snuck through the window and fell in love with his prey. self domesticated. and this is just one of the many perfect games they play

[shaneybby]

#hislingerie

[cxlandine]

ccod text posts pt3/?

pt2

+ bonus reverend tarker

[good-fwiend-in-wome]

shoutout to flags that look like landscapes fr gotta be one of my favorite genders

[jonnystrebor]

Not to forget:

[awkward-bob-reynolds]

[galecstatic]

oh babyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[cloudabserk]

yeah you could say ilya knows how to woo a guy.

last panel inspired by this amazing drawing

[wizardarchetypes]

they should invent a grief that doesn’t define you in new and strange ways for the rest of your life

[wizardarchetypes]

[barbie-verse]

heated rivalry twitter (62/?) peloton ad part 1 - ilya

(part 2 - lily)

[dimension20official]

He was being mean to Beth! 💥😡

▶️ Watch Dimension 20: City Council of Darkness on Dropout!

Blood, Business, and Beth's Husband - New Releases - Dropout

The coterie is thirsty for more than blood but their first night in town leaves much to be desired. Content Warning: Blood-drinking and Exs

[bestatfarts]

I'm so excited to see how Beth's arc plays out

[the-lucky-maneki-neko]

This is for anyone who doesn’t have Twitter and hasn’t seen subspaceshane’s 10 minute Hudson moan compilation

I also added a video from @thatonekimgirl ‘s “without music” series

[holyfuckingweed]

Ilya discovers ao3.

This one is probably the longest on I've made and it took way longer than expected but I hope you guys like it <3

Heated Rivalry social media au 15/?

Part 14

Tag list: @genderfluidqueerio @pixelatedhomunculus2 @mothman-stole-my-eyebrows @my-hockey-shaylas @malgudinights @zoe-inthesky @bisexualchaosdemon @prometheusthedragon @just-a-queer-person @moonchild701 @1lliad @disrespectedgoatman @ignoretenderness @laininthemembrane @xdbug-bob @nessiesrandomcloset @solqrays @duckduckgrayezz @shiraori635 @mishasrainbowwings @gyrovagus-bibliophile @nyree2712 @the-great-foster-oblivion @annotationsonly @wheneverfeasible @snowcoming @ghostonthelnternet @hollanovfan25 @sluttyybibuck

[gaynehollander]

The thing is that I think orgasm denial and multiple orgasms/overstimulation are both very much a part of Shane and Ilya's sex lives. It comes down to the fact that I very much see Ilya as a pleasure top. So, like, I think Ilya's initial instinct when they start being able to spend days on end together is to literally suck that boy dry and then pound him into the mattress until he's crying and begging for mercy. Lather rinse and repeat until Shane is so fucked out that no coherent thought could exist within him. But I also think orgasm delay and denial is so deeply satisfying to Shane and Ilya has come to love it because he knows that, ultimately, it feeds something within Shane's soul to be made to hold off, to control himself even when it feels like he could go wild with it. Plus, Ilya just finds it really hot to tell him no, especially when Shane is dying with need and trying so hard to be good for him.

In any case, what I know for certain is that the decision of when, where, and how often Shane comes is entirely Ilya's decision. At this point, any orgasm that wasn't a response to Ilya explicitly demanding it would taste hollow and wrong.

[penandinkprincess]

i feel like shane would wait and think SO hard and extensively about new things he wanted to try because he would want to fully explore it from all angles in his head before he committed to saying it to ilya

but also he would then want to drop it at a time in which ilya would then not be able to discuss it with him fully in that moment because it already took working up to saying it so he would need a cool-down period before he was ready to actually Talk About It (and, to him, it's polite to give ilya a good reason to wait before he has to return with his opinion about it!! he's being nice!! ilya has a built-in excuse for the delay in having to give an answer!! shane would appreciate that if the roles were reversed!!)

with the end result that poor ilya just gets fucking. guerilla warfared with kink exploration ideas.

man is about to go to a dentist appointment and shane kisses him at the door, goes "also, what would you think about fucking me but gagged and blindfolded? just something to have on your radar. i don't need an answer right now. okay, bye." and shuts the door and ilya is just. what. the fuck was that.

[callmeizukunotdeku]

a game's about to start and shane's like "you know how we get three days off for Christmas? what if I was naked running through the woods and then you chased me and caught me and fucked me" and then Ilya has to give a little pre-game captain speech and act like he's not about to ask Shane a million questions

[penandinkprincess]

shane, completely unbothered now that he's checked off the "tell ilya what I'm thinking about" task on his to-do list today and is now ready to focus on the game: :)

ilya, has taken critical damage psychologically, 50/50 on if he's having a stroke: we-winning is-we are going out there-and fucking- not FUCKING fucking, but we are-

[penandinkprincess]

the team picks up strange energy between them during practice one day even though they played fine and think they're having a fight or something, but the truth is that shane had an early meeting about a sponsorship and left typed, annotated notes about his research on consensual non-consent next to the coffee maker for ilya's convenience with a sticky note going "sound interesting? Y/N?" and now ilya just has to Act Normal About It

[foolhearteyes]

need someone who cares about hockey more than i do to write a fic where shane is forced to retire before he feels ready and svetlana has gotten frustrated with her MHL job because team management never listens to her (due to the misogyny) so she quits and talks shane into starting a hockey analysis podcast together and it's called something like "hockey with hot people" or "puckbunnies" or "soft hands" (shane does not like this but svetlana understands the importance of branding) and it's 98% Serious Hockey Talk BUT they do have a dedicated segment called "why does ilya rozanov owe me money" wherein guests tell their worst ilya stories and after hearing them out shane and svetlana decide how much money ilya owes the guest. ilya is never invited onto the podcast.

[ellestarcentaurs]

SOMEONE, PLEASE, I BEG.