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[mscoolcat]

Hey, y’all. I think I’m back.

[ebkf]

My body is nothing like a temple; my thighs are far more wide than a canyon’s gap; if girls are trim, then I’m no example; if my belly protrudes, then my body I’ll wrap.

I’ve seen the purity of a baby but no purity exists where I live. And in this wretched form, I’ll say maybe there is more to this world that I can give.

I tell people to love what they’re born in but I cannot follow what I say. No one looks at me as if it were a sin but that’s easy to forget some sad days.

There is only so much hope you can glean when you’re living inside your own crime scene.

September 2017

[mscoolcat]

Y’all ever feel guilty for being proud of yourself because your friends do everything they can to tear you down?

[mscoolcat]

Remember when Janet was the sexy buff lady who flirted with Ilana?

[prokopetz]

Just as the phrase “what the entire fuck” implies the existence of fractional fucks, the phrase “what the absolute fuck” implies the existence of both positive and negative fucks (or else there would be no need for an absolute value operation). Taken together with the phrase “what the actual fuck” (which implies the existence of imaginary fucks), we may thus conclude that fuckery is isomorphic with the complex field.

[nocontextgoodplace]

[cheery-feline-mammal]

I finally finished the Walouija board

[murallamuerta]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

[allthingseurope]

Riga, Latvia (by Vladimir Kud)

[shittynewyorkercartooncaptions]

The Cream of the Crap, 2017 

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[meladoodle]

A fun thing to do this Halloween is say "who are you dressed as" to any man dressed very clearly as the joker. Follow it with a "ohhhh right, I kinda see it"

[heavensghost]

Brenna Twohy

[bronzyglow]

The mood and intention for this fall is contentment. Interpret it how you will, but we are content. We are cozy and comfortable with our authentic selves.

[fuckwhoyoucamewith]

it’s never too late to start again. 5pm on a thursday can be your new monday. you don’t have to wait until the new year to better yourself. time is an illusion, don’t forget that. just because you woke up at 1pm, it doesn’t mean you messed your whole day up and that you can’t turn the mood around. it’s never too late to start again!!!!!

[beyourselfchulanmaria-deactivat]

Chen Jialing（陳 家泠 Chinese, b.1937）