Official creator of Jujutsu Kaisen:The Skandha Singularity(Dagon/Kasari AU)
My OCs: Kasari Inzumaki, Ryoku/Ryuko & Dominion, Nori, Noru/Shin, Tozunoki, Junko Zenin, Misa Zenin and Marika Shinkiju
Age:18-20/male, I am an anime lover who loves anime with good narrative, characters and world-building, My top 5 fav anime & manga: Soul Eater, CCS, CSM, JJBA, Gurren Lagann.
I didn't use it for some time, and I thought it would've kept me logged in because I checked the "remember me" box.
The worst thing is that I forgot the password and when I try to do the process to change the password, it doesn't accept my emails, so I may do a new account or simply move somewhere else... I hope some of my viewers from AO3 know that Tumblr exists.
2. Quitting fanfiction and starting writing an original work
I'm really sick of jjk, I hate it, like, really, really, really hate it so much that I think it's completely pointless making a fanfiction of something I hate that much. It's not even about the characters anymore, it's about the power system and everything is wrong with it.
Jjk fanfics are limiting me and my creativity, and I've lost interest in all the characters except Dagon.
I have even started my first chapters of this original work and I prefer it way more than the jjk fanfiction.
Good news:
ALL the OCs that were supposed to be part of my JJK fanfiction are ALL going to be used in this new original story and there will be new characters too!
Oh and there's a Dagon in the story, but he's different, he's more a homage to my husband rather than a copy of him, but he's still emotional and he's getting the heaven that the original got denied of.
This new story isn't published yet and I still don't know where to publish it, I kinda want to make it like something official that people can buy, but I don't know if that's a good idea and if I should actually do it on AO3 or another similar site.
Let me know if you have suggestions for a site!
P.S. If I actually manage to get that AO3 account back, I'll post all the W.I.P. chapters I made! Like an archive.
the thing about being nonbinary is that you really do start to forget that other people have such strict walls around what is and isn’t allowed for genders. i thought we all agreed that we made that up. could you climb out of the cave real quick and feel the sunshine for a minute.
ok here's the post on Dagon's transformation in Shibuya. Can a human violate a curse?
seeing that this is JJK, I'll give a content warning to themes of child sexual abuse.
anime-only friendly, idk what episode this begins at but it's ch. 106. I might be "taking this too seriously" but who cares. not me
baby Dagon is hiding behind a pole and sweating while jujutsu sorcerers (Maki and Nanami) approach. He's still crying over Hanami.
This is not long after Dagon watched Gojo get freaky with Jogo's arm between his legs. And then obliterate Hanami with his infinity. Dagon was at Kenjaku's side watching this happen. Now he's alone in the station…
Nanami decides to exorcise Dagon immediately, but Naobito gets there first. He seems to appear from nowhere. Dagon is frozen, a still two-dimensional image in Naobito's hand. That CT feels like a freeze response to me. The way that Naobito and Naoya have it is very fitting. (In the Zenin family tree, we don't even get a number for how many kids he had. Just "many". I will not make this about the children of god cult, but it reminds me of that).
Naobito punches baby Dagon, and his clothing disappears. Not a scrap remains. Maki and Nanami couldn't even see what happened, it was so fast.
Dagon is worn out, curled up on the floor, weakly crying. Until throwing up. All those skeletons came out (we can talk about skeletons in the closet) from people who he swallowed on Mahito's orders. Dagon is immediately lying on the floor again, crying for Jogo, Mahito, and Hanami.
He gets really upset over Hanami, and baby Dagon's body becomes an empty shell. We could call this symbolic of depersonalization, of the way Dagon was forced to grow up too fast and childhood is like an old costume, but a strength in wrath takes over on Hanami's behalf. Hanami whose mission was to protect the earth. Who I can't recall having a creepy moment like Jogo and Mahito (both with humans and curses).
Dagon shoots from that old skin, and immediately is levitating. Not grounded, dissociative you might say. Here we see that Dagon was just a cursed womb before. I am thinking of Dagon as a glance into Sukuna now, considering Sukuna's DID and how those bands on Baby Dagon resembled Sukuna's tattoos.
Dagon releases all that water, more than Max Elephant's, salty like tears. Naobito gets on his frame rate ramble while Dagon is upset about being called "cursed spirit" when they had names. Dagon, Hanami, Jogo and Mahito.
They fight hand to hand, Dagon gets frozen again, but seems to have boundless HP. He levitates to escape their speed, and when Naobito (the only one who can levitate), slams him into the floor. It crumbles on impact, and this symbol glows on Dagpn's abdomen. That's when his domain expansion happens.
but it's So interesting to me that this appears on his abdomen. Much like the way Sukuna has a mouth on his (kids who've been molested tend to have stomach issues well into adulthood). I don't believe that Sukuna was born with his mouth there, but used a pact. There's an illusion of danger, of being eaten if one gets too close. iirc Sukuna's abdominal mouth never bites anything. It only performed incantations. But it would help him to not feel so vulnerable.
This might be nothing, I'm not well-versed in anatomy or fashion of this curse but it's been stuck in my head for 6 months, so… the way that at certain angles Dagon appears to be wearing a diaper, or a thong, or both at once. That after being sexually assaulted, children who've long grown out of bed wetting might start again, when that part of the body and brain seem to sever. Dagon might seem like an invincible grown curse, but he was just a baby a few minutes ago.
anyway shikigami keep coming out of Dagon's abdomen, shikigami don't seem to exist until they've attacked the sorcerers (it's just interesting bc people will really look the other way when things happen right in front of their eyes. Sukuna being regarded as a natural disaster, as if his behavior did not derive from torture. Natural disasters being regarded as natural when we keep building cities on wetlands then acting shocked when floods happen. For example).
And then Dagon's domain keeps getting penetrated. It's so interesting this happens here bc I KNOW he feels violated for it. There was no strength in numbers, so he left Kenjaku's side after watching Gojo jerk off on Jogo and vaporize Hanami. He wasn't safe on an empty floor of the station. And he isn't safe inside of his own domain, when by all logic, he should have the upper hand.
Anyway I do think it's interesting how Naobito levitate and Naoya does not, maybe for Naobito's disregard of how predatory he is. We can call the alcoholism dissociation. He could even argue that his wife chose to carry countless pregnancies of her own free will (which, while still coercive control and not exactly consensual, does happen in those kinds of cults. Because the mission comes first). However Naoya is very open with how abusive he is. Not sugar-coated whatsoever, not arguing that Mai asked for it. And he got the freeze response CT, but no levitation.
And Gojo does levitate. I don't think it's the same technique as whatever Naobito does, but is another use of his infinity. A way to create and force personal space, so strong it can flatten a special grade curse. It can keep his head in the clouds. I do think Satoru was a victim, judging by ANALYSIS and the way that we don't see much of the Gojo clan. What we do know is about secrecy, isolation and control. He didn't get to learn about the world in any real way, but through pompous lessons and movies.
Also interesting that Dagon has wings but they are never credited for levitating. And that every insect seems to represent Sukuna, and naked baby Dagon looks like a bug, without legs, and I think that Sukuna learned RCT from being dissected like an insect.
ok that's all, the links are to more emotionally damaging jjk meta analysis <3
if anyone has some about Dagon I'd love to read it!!
So I said that I'd say fun fact about his domain expansion, well, I have decided to actually explain his domain instead.
So, it might be a cliché due to Kasari having celestial and starry vibes to have a domain with the same vibes as him, and it actually does!
Galaxy of The Undying Star
It's an open barrier domain (covers up 200 meters like Sukuna's).
It's vibes are: a beautiful night sky filled with falling stars, comets, nebulae, distant galaxies, and the two polar lights.
It colors the sky itself, even if it is day, it turns into night.
There's also a giant supernova in the sky, that's where the name came from in the first place.
and along with that supernova, there's a full moon on the other side of the domain, vibrating with a cold aura.
Images so you get the vibe better:
"What does this domain do?" Thank you for asking!
Have you ever wanted to feel true fear? no? then you don't want to be inside this domain in the first place.
This domain amplifies one of Kasar's secret cursed tools: his Celestiar Jar.
This jar can:
Allow Kasari to manipulate the flow of cursed energy of a defeated curse (doesn't matter if killed or exorcised), sealing it inside the Jar
He can then ressurect the curse via Binding Vow, One of the specific Cards, or even HIS DOMAIN EXPANSION.
Due to this, Kasari is like a glass canon, he has all the tools to destroy you, has the experience of someone who lived for eons, the knowledge and fate by his side, but with a good hit from Maki/Toji or any other strong sorcerer, can give him a bad time if he's unlucky.
Domain Expansion Rules:
The Great Inversion (Siphon): All foes (Sorcerers/Humans) have their CE and RCE constantly drained. All siphoned RCE is de-purified into raw Cursed Energy. (THIS IS IMPORTANT FOR THE NEXT STEP!)
The Collective Feast (Feeding): This drained energy is broadcasted to all other Curses inside the domain (excluding Kasari), giving them near-infinite reserves and massive output buffs.
The Resurrection: As long as the Domain is open, Kasari can use the CE remnants from his Jar to perfectly revive fallen Curses. They are effectively immortal and fully powered as long as the domain is active.
The Ghost Clause: Non-CE users (Maki/Toji) are immune to the drain/sure-hit rules, but Kasari can still see them and attack them with his full kit (Stellar Spark, Cards, and Physicals).
Yeah, the domain is really op, but if that wasn't enough, it has a special feature that no other domain in the original series has ever done.
We saw Gojo using his domain for 0.2 seconds, Sukuna's open barrier domain, and probably even other things that I don't remember right now...
but, do you know what happens when two domain are opened at the same time or one opens his own domain inside another domain?
Yeah, domain clash, that's right-
Kasari in my fic/au/head canon is Dagon's romantic partner...
Imagine this:
Dagon opens his own domain, it's a vast, beautiful beach...
Maybe he's fighting a strong foe with Kasari and so there's a reason for Kasari to use his own domain...
Kasar's domain instead of clashing, it WRAPS around Dagon's...
Dagon's domain now became the base, the environment, Kasari's became the LAW of the domain.
Instead of the two Domains fighting for space (the typical "clash"), Kasari uses his 50% Human logic and 50% Cosmic vastness to "wrap" his Domain around Dagon’s.
The Infusion: Dagon’s Horizon of the Captivating Skandha provides the physical base (the beach and the ocean). Kasari’s Galaxy of the Undying Star provides the "Atmosphere" and "Law."
The Visual Transformation: The bright tropical sun of Dagon's beach is eclipsed by Kasari’s void-black starlight. The constellations from Kasari’s mantle appear in the sky, reflecting off the water.
The Synergy (The Liquid CE Sea): Because the Domains are synchronized, the water in Dagon’s domain becomes Liquid Cursed Energy.
For the Shikigami: The water acts as a continuous battery, healing them and increasing their size/ferocity.
For the Sorcerers: Every time they touch the water, the Great Inversion (Siphon) from Kasari’s domain works 2x faster, pulling their CE out through their skin.
This is how you make a deadly, beautiful and totally (not) balanced domain that even follows the character's lore.
Kasari being as old as the universe, he can do this with a precision and mastery that makes the top jjk characters look like rookies instead!
Everyone: I want "Malevolent Shrine", "Infinite Void"
The only domain that I want:
Horizon of the captivating Skandha was the only domain that a person could even call a home, the disaster curses used it as such.
It wasn't only deadly, it was beautiful... The sand and the palm trees on one side, and the salt water on the other, and, as shown in many angles of the scenes, there were shallow waters and also really deep ones, within this domain, you don't even need to move a finger, your shikigami will simply destroy everyone, and if there is someone who gives you a challenge, you can simply restrain them, throw them in the deep water and let them drown while you drink something.
If Gege actually knew how to make Dagon use this domain, nobody would've survived it, not even Toji, Gege just needed to nerf Dagon's brain when Toji entered.
The same guy who drew a sigil with his blood to open the domain, the same guy who divided the hit effect and could recognize which foe was a real threat, couldn't defeat a simple human with an "I punch you hard" power? That's basically how to not write a fight.
Underrated domain, underrated users fought an overrated fan favorite plot armor character. And obviously the second one won.
I'll post soon a fun fact about my OC Kasari's domain expansion.
Okay, so we all know who Jotaro Kujo is? One of the most badass protagonist from one of my favorites anime and manga: Jojo's Bizarre Adventure.
So, he's canonically a Oceanographer, which means he studies ocean and its species like fishes, dolphins, and probably even works to help stop all the polluting the ocean receives every day, which is awesome.
So what would happen if a marine biologist like Jotaro Kujo (most likely at the end of part 4 and beginning of part 6 due to part 6 literally be his highest peak at his job!) meets a sea monster who is the representation of the whole thing Jotaro loves so much?
My head canon: they become besties.
"How would he become Jotaro's best friend?? Why would Jotaro not punch the shit out of him!?"
You just got the answer right in your face just by looking at Jotaro Kujo if you know JJBA.
Dagon was born from the fear of the ocean, deep waters and also most likely thalassophobia, but even so, Dagon CANONICALLY is a chill guy who only wants to live with his family, who just got mind controlled by an evil man (Kenjaku) and who is also really mad his sister died, and not only that, humans would disgust him even more because: Humans pollute the ocean!
Jotaro Kujo is the contradiction! He is a nice guy too, he loves the job he does and he also loves his family and daughter (sacrificing himself for her), Dagon would see a family guy, Jotaro sees a family guy too.
And, technically, Dagon could be considered an animal cuz he's not a human and even if he's a curse, he's more similiar to a humanoid octopus than anything else, which leads me to think that Jotaro would see him as an fish species to not only be studied but also be protected.
Jotaro would literally pay all the speedwagon fondation money just to enforce LAWS on Dagon, using the excuse he's a endengared species (which, is completely canon, curses are seen as monsters and killed by humans in JJK even though humans are narcissist who made the curses exist in the first place. and let's not talk about Toji, the guy would literally try to kill Dagon in every timeline and universe he's in due to Gege Akutami.).
"What if Dagon eats a person"? Jotaro would just see it as a wild sea animal protecting its habitat from an intruder. Kinda like going inside a cavern full of bears, you don't blame the bears but the guy who got into their home.
Imagine a random sorcerer or human getting cornered and eaten by Dagon, and Jotaro is just standing there with his hands in his pockets, completely unbothered.
Instead of helping the human or fighting Dagon, Jotaro just looks down, adjusts his hat, and starts gaslighting the victim:
"Yare yare daze... It's your own fault. You walked straight into the territory of a wild apex predator. Dagon is literally the ocean. If you jump into a tank full of hungry sharks, you don't blame the shark for being a shark when it bites you. You blame yourself for being stupid. Next time, stay out of his habitat."
people who get insulted easily DNI, people without humor DNI, power sclaes pls DNI, CANON-CENTRIC PEOPLE DNI.
People who can actually symphatize with a person who's been through alot: arguing, being missunderstood, watching an anime thinking to find a story but only sees a favoritism show, who's a horny bitch for a cthulhu DILF who fucking died for pure fan service and is still fucking mad about it, met toxic people, is tired of toxic fandoms and is tired of bad narrative choices.... and a person who is actually really creative, with a really big immagination that gets scolded by people with NO immagination and no understanding of what "theorically" and "hypothetically" means, getting scolded by having told people actual FACTS and VALID OPINIONS about jjk but NO ONE understands, or they just don't have the MENTALITY to understand.... please interact, I need people who can actually understand and feel what I have BEEN THROUGH through ENTIRE MONTHS of knowing JJK and having read/watched it, or like understand how toxic the fandom can be... I want people to know what happened to me before I decided to finally leave JJK and the fandom behind, writing my own jjk fanfic not for the jjk fans, but to satisfy what I felt was missing in the original work (and also to pamper my husband Dagon, he completely deserves it after I saw how the jjk fandom treats him: LIKE SHIT.)
[Warnings: Contains Screaming, easily insulted people stay away lots of narrative critiques, lots of memes, brainrot, lots of sad truths, me starving for Dagon, pure rage, pure dissapointment, offensive jokes about the JJK characters and community, shitpostin, jokes aabout characters being "mommy" and "dilfs", really long text, CAPS and, it may sound hating over JJK characters but I am actually not, I'm hating on the author (and also eloging him at the same time for some narrative choices that imo were cool to see)]
something I saw is that Gege Akutami recicles ideas:
Choso cries for his brothers, Dagon cries for his brothers way later.
but Choso survives, Dagon dies (narrative waste tbh, and it's unfair for him, he's way better looking than Choso and his narrative weight is better than Choso's cuz he showed the same thing as Choso but for the curses, something jjk fans ignore because they're too blinded by Toji dumpster aura).
Dagon's sister dies, Choso's brothers dies, Megumi's sister dies (she was Yorozu in her sis body), they all 3 cry and they all 3 end up in different ways: 1 becomes a sukuna vessel, the other dies, and the other dies for fan service.
Choso manipulates blood, Dagon manipulates water, but somehow, Dagon can't do what Choso does because Gege doesn't care about Dagon and wanted him dead anyways.
Dagon has that DIO arrogance, cockiness and smugness, while also being pure hearted and loyal to family and if he ever found a lover, he'd be PURE HUSBAND MATERIAL, he'd drown the world for his lover, and his VA is Kenta (all might and Avdol).
Overall Dagon has the best design in JJK alongside the other disaster curses and other curses with cool designs like Ko-guy, Koroushi and many other non-human characters.
Gojo is one of the human characterrs with a good design, alongside Sukuna and some other like Kashimo, I don't count Toji, his design is lame and prety much the Gym boy.
Riko Amanai might've been really cool if a plot twist showed that she actually survived or became a vengeful spirit, some people says she reincarnated as Dagon, but Dagon is too DILF to be HER.
Naobito is basically a temu DIO brando, and he also asks Dagon "How many humans have you eaten", I would've loved hearing Dagon say "How many curses have you exorcised" to retort him! it would've been pure JoJo style but JJK themed!
I wish Dagon murdered Naobito, cuz his death was a complete narrative waste for a character.
And don't get me started on how Gege got so lazy at the end that he started off-screening EVERYTHING. Gojo? Off-screened. Hakari's entire fight? Off-screened. Uraume? Literally off-screened because he just wanted to finish the manga already!
He built up Kenjaku for literal YEARS as the ultimate mastermind just to have him get snuck by Yuta and die in a comedy routine, totally wasting all that hype. And Nobara? He kept her in a coma for like 4 years just to bait the fans, only to bring her back at the very last second like a convenient plot device.
Like Nobara could've done something agaisnt Mahito, she had realized how Mahito can do stuff by touching you (pls not in that sense!), and she stood still like an idiot, and Mahito was like: Oh, you got a mosquito on your cheek, Nobara! let me help you with it! *Slaps the shit out of her, giving her severe injuries and staying in hospital for 200 years*
NOBARA WHY!! I BELIEVED IN YOU!! YOUR TECH WASN'T ONE OF THE BEST BUT STILL, YOU HAD THE CARISMA NOBARA!!!
Maki is basically a Toji 2.0 after shibuya and Gege LOVES that man! he glazes him as much as Toji glazers!
Toji glazers never count when talking about Dagon fight that Dagon could slam Toji in an actual 1v1 and that Toji would NEVER have ISOH or SSK during Shibuya, it's physically and realistically impossible!
And the fact that KENTA, WAS A WASTED VA for DAGON, DAGON ONLY APPEARED FOR REAL IN 2 FUCKING EPISODES WHILE I WAITED A WHOLE SEASON AND LIKE 80+ MANGA CHAPTERS TO SEE MY HUSBAND COMING TO LIFE ONLY TO HAVE ME SCREAMING AT THE SCREEN FOR TOJI TO STOP BULLYING HIM!! AND THE FACT THAT DAGON HAD HIS OWN MUSIC THEME (which was sadly recylced, because obviously, THEY NAILED MY HUSBAND'S VA, but had to do a fucking remix of Ko-Guy's THEME FOR DAGON!?!? WHY GIVING DAGON THE COCKROACH's THEME, MY DAGON ISN'T A ASTUPID COCKROACH (I SWWAR, I DONT HATE KO-GUY I LOVE HIM SO MUCH, BUT IT WAS UNFAIR FOR DAGON FANS!)) And the reddit Toji glazers NEVER UNDERSTOOD THIS! It's just like KASHIMO! like KASIHMOO WHY DID YOU GO TO SUKUNA, WHY DID YOU TURN INTO A FUCKING WAFFLE, KASHIMO!!!
But hey, when Dagon was fighting Nanami, that bitch old man DIO ripp-off and my muscle mommy Maki, there were scenes that highligted Dagon's speed, because the guy is actually really speedy especially with the pelvis wings... wait... wait... when he parried Nanami's 7:3.... DAGON WTF IS THAT GYATT!? WHY ARE YOU SO CACKED UP!!! DAGON WHY U NEVER TOLD ME YOU HAD SUCH BENEFITS! Oh... he just turned from an 8-pack juggernaut cthulhu DILF into a fucking INFLATED DAGON WITH A GIANT BELLY, LEMME TOUCH IT! NO TOJI STOP IT; HE's MINE NNOOO!!! TOJI BAD DOG GO BACK TO YOUR ZENIN CLAN!!! NOOOOOO!!!
NOO! TOJI YOU'RE DEFLACTING HIM! NOOO! NOT THE SKULL NOT THE EYES NOO!!!! DAGON WHY THE FUCK THE OLD MAN CAN FLY LIKE YOU!!??!?! LIKE WTF IS HAPPENING IN THAT FUCKING DOMAIN WHY FRAUDBITO CAN FLY AND WHY IS YOUR FUCKING IQ AND BATTLEIQ ISN'T WORKING ANYMORE!!! NOO, GEGE STOP IT! LET MY BOY HAVE HIS MOMENT! NOOOO!! GEGEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Mahito looks like the most psychotic brother in the disaster curse family, but he probably mourns his siblings in secret off screen, I bet it!
Jogo is the furious archetype and he also mourns Dagon and Hanami! but he doesn't show it, or if he does, he tries to be composed and proud.
Another thing that Gege recycled: Construction techninque, but he did it better, Mai was good but she was sadly weak (i still love her), but Yorozu made the technique so fucking better! maybe one of the best recycled ideas!
Gege Akutami actually knows how to write a good story, but only when HE ACTUALLY WANTS TO: He did a great work with JJK0/Young Yuta arc, and he also did a good job on the early arcs, everything before Shibuya was so good!
Then he started wasting characters, like Dagon, Hanami, MAhito, Jogo for shock-value, he kept making Sukuna spam binding vows in the last parts of manga, he hyped up Dagon to kill him and also hyped up Kashimo to kill him too, he wasted Higuruma.
WAit- Yuta wtf is happening? you're leaving Rika to stay with Maki..? WAIT, YOU FUCKING KISSED A COCKROACH!?? YOU FUCKING CHEATED ON YOUR TWO GIRLFRIENDs---.... WAit- Wtf are you doing?? Kenjaku's technique? Gojo's body?!? NO! YOURE NOT GOING INSIDE AND TURNING INTO A FAKE COPY OF SIX EYED MAN!!! NOOOO, YUTA!! YOU'RE TOO MUCH WELL WRITTEN TO DO THIS TO MEE, YUTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Mai giving SSK to Maki was one of the coolest scenes, but sadly he ruined it turning Maki into a Toji clone, with Naoya saying "YOU'LL NEVER BE HIM!" Naoya, I am so sorry my narcissist friend, SHE IS TOJI, A FUCKING CLONE, KILL HER! SHE'S NO LONGER THE MAKI WHO WAS ACTUALLY GOING TO BREAK THE CLAN AND PURIFY FROM THE INSIDE LIKE THE ORIIGINAL PLAN, SHE TURNED INTO A MONSTER! RANTA, KEEP HER THERE, RANTA YOUR FUCKING EYES ARE BLEEDING OUT! JININCHI, DO SOMETHING GODMANNIT!! JININCHI! STOP AURA FARMING, KILL HER! JININCHIIII!!!!!.... Oh- she's dead!... wait wtf... oh god.. she's alive... GEGE WTF DID YOU TO DO MY FAV FEMALE CHARACTER!! WHY DID YOU TURN HER INTO A TOJI!? Naoya, pls end her, she's no longer herself, PLS END HER FOR HER OWN GOOD, PLS... Naoya... wtf are you telling me? YOu want to be like your father? A ripp-off of DIO brando?? WHAT? KNIVES, YOU WANT TO BRING KNIVES? YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT THE ART OF USING KNIVES NAOYA, NOAYA WTF DID YOU JUST GET STABBED BY YOUR OWN KNIFE?? BAHAHAHAHAH!! ...wait... You're back as a vengeful spirit... nice... can you just kill Toji 2.0 now? what? Naoya.... Naoya wtf is happening- wait wtf are you telling me?? YOur domain doesn't work?? NAOYA WTF DOES THAT MEAN??? WHAT!?? NAOYA NOOO! YOU NAARCISIST BITCH YOU SHOULD'VE WON, YOU SHOULD'VE SHOWN WHAT HAPPENS TO GEGE IF HE BRINGS BACK A CLONE OF HIS LOVED TOJI!! NOT FUCKING DYING ON ME!! YOUR LIFE CHOICES WERE ALREADY QUESTIONABLEE!!
But hey, everythng will end right? RIGHT? what else could POSSIBLY HAPPEN?
*Sees JJK Modulo* .... I hope it's a good continuation of the story--... or maybe not...
I'm sorry guys I'm aun unhinged starved bitch for Dagon, I know, I know, but hey, my screaming still did some nice critiques to Gege's writing... wait? blue Dagon..... wtf are you talking about? WHAT? Novels? wtf, are you smoking?
a Blue Dagon with all the other powers of his brothers and his sister? Maki being happy he's alive cuz she wants to fucking kill him like dumpster ass Toji? NO! NOT AGAIN! LEAVE MY HUSBAND ALONE!! oh? it's a fake? it's real? wtf is happening rn to my husband wtf is this "blue Dagon" agenda on tiktok??? wtf is this hoax, gimme me back my real Dagon, not this blue fake clone... wait... wait---
GOJO IS THIS YOUR DOING?? BLUE DAGON RED DAGOn, WHAT'S NEXT!? HOLLOW PURPLE DAGON??? WTF IS HAPPENING IN THIS FANDOM!
WTF ARE YOU GOING TO DO NExT, MAKING MY BOY sAY KIT KAT's GOJo's VOICELINES!??!?!?
*Sees the "Nah I'd WIn" but it's Dagojo...* Wait wha- *realizes that Gojo died to Sukuna, so Dagojo is gonna die to Sukuna* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I jus want to go back to the JJK where there was the disaster curses playing with ugly fake geto and playing soccer with Jogo's head... I just want to see them be happy again, I only want them to actually have a story where they can actually LIVE.... Culling GAmes were the worst choice of your life, Kenjaku, you know that? you and your stupid fucking rules nobody even cares about them you're WASTING MANGA CHAPTERS AND EPISODES ON EXPLAINING SHIT ASS RULES THAT PEOPLE WOULD FORGET UNLESS THEY'RE FUCKING CULLING GAMES OTAKU WHO ALSO ARE TOXIC AF WHEN YOU FORGET SOMETHING (I am speaking throughy MY own experience, literally JJK fandom treated me like shit).
Black flash? what is that? never heard of it... oh? red elecrtic aura from fists nice? how many times does it happen...... Oh... never? that's why I forgot about it... what? you're telling me there were scenes where blackflashes would've been epic to see and that blackflashes are usually used by characters who are favored by Gege? look I am not surprised anymore.
Naobito's anti domain technique?? Miwas simple domain being able to be anti domain?? wtf are you talking about?? oh, wait, it's like blackflash, never happens.. or just happens really rarely... Gege, why the fuck did you made this?? WHY THE FUCK DID YOU MADE A CRITICAL RPG STYLE ATTACK THAT LOOKS BADASS BUT ONLY YUJI DOES IT ON COMMAND!?? WHY, WHY THERE ARE SO MANY TECHNIQUES THAT EVERYONE CAN USE BUT NO ONE DOES??? WHYYY???
Binding Vows... oh? tey're pacts that everyone can make.... BUT ONLY THOSE THAT GEGE DECIDES CAN USE THEM!?? WTF DO YOU MEAN!?!? EVERYONE CAN USE THEM BUT YOU DON'T MAKE OTHER CHARACTEERS USE THEM CuZ YOU ONLY WANT THE FAVORITED ONES LIKE SUKUNA ABUSE THEM!??!?!? WTF IS THIS!!?? WHY DID YOU EVEN MADE IT THEN!??! WTF IIT'S THE FUCKING POINT!?!? WHY THE FUCK DID YOU MAKE A BATTLE SYSTEM THIS COMPLEX, BUT YOU DOn'T FUCKING USE YOUR OWN FUCKING BATTLE SYSTEM RULLES???? PLOT AND NARRATIVE CHOICES??? PLOT AND NARRATIVE CHOICES MY ASS, YOU SHOULDn'T HAVE MADE THOSE THEN TheY DONT HAVe A SENSE TO EXISTS BECAUSE YOU ONLY mAKE LIKE 5% OF THE CHARACTERS ACTUALLY USE IT! WHATS THE POINT OF IT??
DOmain expansions? oh, the only cool thing about the anime ATP.... wait?... why so many people have it.... what???.... WHAT?? THAT GUY HAS A DOMAIN??... HIGURUMA MADE A DOMAIN IN WEEKS? nice feat got nothing against it tbh.... wait.... how many people are there?? 300+ characters and like 50 have domains? are you serious?? that's like... 40% of the cast-- that's not even a surprise anymore, because we know the next idiot that comes now has a domain? what Kashimo doesn't have a domain... wth do you mean?? oh? finallly a new technique that is actually cool! wwait-- he can only use it once or he dies?? wait..... oh... yeah... I said it before didn't I? he fucking turned into a waffle while using it... yeah... Gege... why are you doing this to me?
What? there's more to talk about, wtf do you mean-- the fandom... it's the fandom right? I knew it, dammit... literally, the worst thing I have ever seen: from the most chillest things like: people creating nice ocs and scenarios, people on reddit asking people to make binding vows and stuff, memes... and... wait... power scaling... Oh no... OH FUCK NO... NOT THAT... NO! NO!!!! THOSE BASEMENT DWELLERS?? SERIOUSLY? like, those guys aren't even bad people, but the fact is: they want to demolish you even when your entire argument is COMPLETELY RIGHT, and the TOXICITY AND HYPOCRISY OF IT IS SOMETHING SO FUCKING HEART DESTROYING, literally... from stupid tiktok edits and youtube edits, to reddit and probably even twitter power scalers are the same as the reddit ones... and they always... ALWAYS do the same fucking thing: everytime they always bring up: Gojo, Sukuna, Toji and Geto in the top 5, I rarely seen people NOT doing this, and THIS WAS SO WRONG... Toji isn't top 5 he's atleast top 20 or 15 if we want to be generous, I know he's strong, but ONLY BECAUSE OF HIS WEAPONS, no WEAPONS = CAN'T DO SHIT, same thing for MAKI. Gojo and Sukuna I can understand, they're like the strongest in the verse... even though an fully realized, fully evolved and fully not nerfed and not restricted from plot DAGON can slam all of them together if you we look at what he can THEORICALLY DO with his powers... and this is where the power scaling COMPLETELY BREAKS DOWN, this is where people COMPLETELY lose it, and I lose it too. they want the "FACTS" but, you know a thing? THE ANIME AND MANGA, NEVER AND NEVER STATED HOW STRONG DAGON ACTUALLY WAS FROM WHAT I KNOW AND WHAT I REMEMBER, THEY ONLY SAID HE'S THE WEAKEST DISASTER CURSE, BUT THIS GUY HAS THE POTENTIAL TO FUCKING WRAP AN ENTIRE WATER BUBBLE AROUND YOU, APPLY PRESSURE AND PRESSURE AND PRESSURE, UNTIL YOU FUCKING IMPLODE. I know its "NOT CANON", but dude, you guys are seriously not fucking BORED of talking about and GLAZING THE SAME 5 PEOPLE? CAN'T YOU FUCKING USE IMMAGINATION? CREATIVITY? DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE JJK CHARACTERS COULD THEORICALLY DO WITH THEIR POWERS, THAT IN THE MANGA AND ANIME NEVER HAPPENED? NO, LOOKS LIKE NOT, FROM ALL THE FUCKING SCOLDING I RECEIVED UNFAIRLY.
ALSO, JUST FOR THE FUN OF IT: HERE'S A BINDING VOW FOR MY HUSBAND SO HE CAN FUCK GOJO AND SUKUNA IN THE ASS AND GET AWAY WITH IT:
Disabling his shikigami completely, even in domain AND sure hit effect, exchanging his physical strength (doesn't need it), loosing the ability to fight meelee every sunday, monday and tuesday from 11:00 to 15:45, and also staying close to his brothers or sister amplifies the binding vow effect but gets heavy 90% lethal damage if separated and one last thing: NEEDING TO HOLD A EMPTY COCACOLA CAN WITH HIS BARE LEFT HAND EVERY WEDNESDAY GIVES AN GUARANTEED BLACKFLASH FOR EVERY 20 MINUTES in exchange for: 300% technique output, 50% more speed + wings amplify speed, 75% more IQ and battle IQ (this guy is already smart, he will become OMNISCENT with this) and 45% durability.
This is how you write a proper binding vow that is HILARIOUSLY COMICAL and ACTUALLY PUTS REAL HIGH STAKES FOR A GOOD POWER UP
He has one of the best designs in the series, literally insipired by H.P. Lovecraft's Cthulhu. and he's a DILF (You can't prove me wrong on this).
One of his canonical phrases in anime and CURSED CLASH is "It's useless" and in the japanese voice acting he says "Mudana koto!"... does it reminds you of someone?
Yes, DIO Brando and also Diego (I know there are other characters that may say "useless" but DIO is the most ICONIC, he basically OWNS "MUDA"!)
His voice actor is Kenta Miyake, the same guy who voiced All Might and Muhammad Avdol!
Basically he's a living Jojo reference and also a homage to H.P. Lovecraft, I think those two reasons are already enough to say "I LOVE HIM!"
And c'mmon, who wouldn't want a Monster Octopus DILF who would cuddle with you 24/7 because you aknowldeged his name and saved Hanami? Just do those two things and he's going to fucking drown the entire world just for you lmfao, he's literally monster husband material.
I swear this guy could literally be a stand user and OWN [ The World ] because he just reminds me of DIO with his personality, but, he's also more innocent than DIO and it's a huge contrast.
This guy is canonically:
Arrogant, mixed with cocky and smugness (seen in the manga and anime, especially when he fights the sorcerers and Toji, and when he thinks he hits Toji, he has that smuggy expression like "Yes, I hit him!" something I think DIO would have especially after landing a blow or like, managing to scare the shit out of an opponent).
But this guy at the same time he's also the one who CRIED for HANAMI, and just wanted to live a life with his family.
Now I need a fan art of him doing a JoJo pose with Za Warudo behind him!
Or even doing the "YES, I AM!" Avdol MEME, it would fit perfectly cuz SAME VA!
