Maé.

[mynamesdiana-deactivated2018020]

[haitianvixen]

“it’s the mindset” I’m screaming

[unshrink]

when someone messes with your best friend:

[oamisoa-deactivated20160323]

I love it when people tell me about me because I have no idea who I am

[saltasaurus-rex-blog]

I love when people say “i really like that thing you do, you know when you (insert thing)” and you had no idea that is something you do. I also love it when people know more about you than you do. I get really excited.

[acridrainshowers]

[dorfs]

im speechless

[dorfs]

watching this again i can physically feel the hotdog in my lungs

[phillip-bankss]

i need to go to dark cvs and pick up some DieQuil

[vuittonv]

[thesecretletter]

Sometimes it feels better not to talk. At all.

Your secrets are safe here (via thelovewhisperer)

[6slut]

you ever see girls that are so pretty that you don’t know what to do with yourself

[blairdiggory]

Who wants to hear about the time my dad turned down a loan offer for Donald Trump, and Trump threw a total shit fest in the media?

[nmystery]

Am really curious now.

[blairdiggory]

Ok so when I lived in Texas my dad worked for this big finance company. One day Donald Trump/his people came to the building and were like “Hey! We want a loan! Sign this thing!” (For whatever reason they were building a casino, I think? I don’t know where or how it was legal but yeah) And everyone at my dad’s business was like ey it’s Donald Trump, why not. Except my dad. He looked over the loan’s terms and was like “Guys no this is not a good idea” so he went to his boss, who looked at it further and decided “Oh hey, you have a good point” so my dad’s team decided not to give Trump the loan. When the group’s decision had been reached, they notified Trump, who proceeded to go fucking ballistic. Trump called up the CEO of the company and was like “YOUR DUMB ASS EMPLOYEES WONT GIVE ME THIS LOAN” and at this point my dad and his boss were making crosses over their hearts because good lord were they gonna get fired. But the CEO looked at the loan’s terms and said “hey dude, I totally agree with what my employees said, and I’m gonna stick with their decision” And Trump threw this MAJOR SHIT STORM and got all over the media, calling out the company, telling them that he’s gonna get an even better deal at some other company. And my dad’s CEO was just like lol have fun. Trump never got a better deal and then his casino went out of business and my dad and his boss didn’t get fired and have really good jobs now. The End.

[spacemonkeyg78]

Moral of the story? Don’t give Donald Trump what he asks for and you’ll keep your job, your money and your integrity. In addition you get to watch a blowhard blow hard.

[kerryrenaissance]

Remember this when it’s time to vote.

[psych2go]

If you like more of this, follow @psych2go​.

[gifprincess]

[serious]

Stop giving people power to control your smile, your worth, and your attitude.

find happiness within yourself (via misjudgments)

[fcukk]

[hplyrikz]

Clear your mind here

[zobb]

cry me a lake by justin timberriver

[thebestoftumbling]

[angelicguy]

me, during sex: whats wrong

her: nothing

me, taking off the huge cowboy hat with neon lights that say “crab ranch” on it: no somethings wrong i can tell

[dizplayname]

I’m so tired and I just want to be kissed.