if i look back, i am lost
JBB: An Artblog!
Misplaced Lens Cap
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Sade Olutola
Product Placement
art blog(derogatory)
#extradirty
shark vs the universe
One Nice Bug Per Day
tumblr dot com
Cosimo Galluzzi
we're not kids anymore.
cherry valley forever
i don't do bad sauce passes
ojovivo
Jules of Nature
blake kathryn
Not today Justin
Stranger Things
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@msgforjohn
How many words does it take to say the movie blew? Well, THREE, actually--but I stretch my reviews out to Two Sentences!
Well, of course there is no suspense involved in this movie: I mean, only an idiot would think they are going to let Matt Damon die on Mars. I actually liked this movie a whole lot more than I thought I would--unlike the prequel they made, where I really didn't care if Sandra Bullock stayed spaced out. (Hey! Keep up with 2-SMR on Facebook!)
If finding this sh!t offensive is wrong, I don't want to be right!
I’ve seen this 1000 times and it’s still funny.
See, there's nothing wrong with that comic a few re-writers can't fix!
My favorite part of the movie was Star-Lord’s dancing. My least-favorite part was the preview for Dumb and Dumber To. (Hey! Follow 2-SMR on Facebook!)
Those moves...
Sad psychiatrist meets adrenaline junkie.
What happens next has all the acting subtlety of a Disneyland stage show. (Hey! Follow 2-SMR on Facebook!)
I should have walked out AT LEAST an hour before the end, but apparently I'm a bigger optimist than one might imagine.
Oh, yes.
A great movie about a great (and real) movie reviewer, this film was mesmerizing from the first moments to the very last.
Made me want to catch up with many of the movies he loved, and read his writings of the ones he hated.
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It's Tracey Ullman!
But not really!
What not-so-fresh hell is this?
Clearly filling in the void left by Siskel & Ebert?
An awful lot of craftsmanship went into this film. And by "craftsmanship," I mean an old "Star Trek" script & gallons of white-out.
Shocking as it may seem to some...
don’t let tumblr make you believe that
-smoking is cool
-being a narcissistic bitch is acceptable
-trusting nobody is healthy
-starving yourself will make you beautiful
-hating everybody is okay
- that working hard for grades isn’t worth the time
- that having mental health condition is a perk
- that self harm should be romanticized
- that abusive and codependent relationships are cute
- that not being in a minority makes you any less of a person
CONS
You have to go to a place
Chance of developing autism 100 percent
Puts the onus of character-building entirely on sports
Without suffering through diphtheria, the flu, and measles, American children will become effete, pampered do-nothings
Free lollipops promote unhealthy eating habits
Child won’t get to be kindergarten’s Typhoid Mary
Bullies parents into slavishly following actions recommended by decades of physicians’ peer-reviewed research that establishes an irrefutable scientific consensus
Correction: "...because it's the only goddamn thing IT'S good for."
