Msynergy's Nook

Where a nerdy writer frolics...

[blackicetrash]

“why do u ship that” honey these assholes ship themselves i am only a vessel

[kitty]

[cursedcatpictures]

this is not a cat. this is a mystical creature.

[k-eke]

round 

[memewhore]

https://nypost.com/2020/12/28/man-beaten-with-iced-tea-after-saying-n-word-to-customer/

[memewhore]

But wait, there's more!

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[everythingfox]

The sound of cute puppies hydrating

(via)

[mikaeled]

Even if the victim called for an ambulance when he first felt the symptoms, and if he lived in a big country house like we do, the ambulance would take at least 15 minutes to arrive and it’d be too late. If the victim didn’t have the emergency Naxostuff.

[lpdwillwrite4coffee]

#this whole sequence was SO good and effective #it’s hard to believe this is the only time we see them together #because you feel the lived in affection and history of this relationship SO well here #it’s a tall order to have your audience be devastated by this scene #when it’s basically all new to us #and it succeeds so brilliantly! #knives out via dollsome-does-tumblr you can’t just hide this 100% accurate assessment in the tags 

[sweetiepie08]

Mandalorians: He is the Mand’alor

Din: No you don’t understand. I never set out to be Mand’alor. I only wanted to save my child from Moff Gideon.

Mandalorians: He took on one of most dangerous Imperials in single combat to protect his family! Praise the Mand’alor!

Din: Wait, let me explain. The child was a foundling under my care...

Mandalorians: He treats the foundling as his own flesh and blood! All praise!

Din: No! listen! He was threatening my Child with the darksaber, so I took out my pure beskar spear...

Mandalorians: *shaking* This is the most mandalorian thing we’ve ever fucking heard...

[hollowbon3s]

yr locked in a room alone with three adult men but you feel perfectly safe. who are they

[killsandthrills]

keanu reeves and two dead guys

[hollowbon3s]

ok this one made me laugh

[did-you-know]

Ancient Egyptians were using 20-sided die as early as 200 BCE. Source

[keetongu]

i cant believe ancient egyptians were FUCKING NERDS

[captainlordauditor]

imagine ancient egyptian d&d tho

[bemusedlybespectacled]

“You have crossed into the underworld and have encountered Anubis. You give him your heart to weigh.”

“I roll to Bluff.”

“You want to bluff Anubis? You can’t bluff Anubis, he’s a god, he has a godly Sense Motive check.”

“I want to bluff the scales.”

“…you want. To bluff. The scales.”

“Yup.”

“…you know what? I’ll allow it.”

“HA! Nat 20!”

“The scales, for some fucking reason, think your heart is lighter than the feather. Anubis is pretty sure you’re bullshitting him but you know what? Anubis has had a long day. Anubis is not gonna question the scales. You’re in.”

[therandomwatcher]

You have no idea how long this has been rattling around in my head after reading your original post on Pinterest. No. Idea. lol! I finally got around to making it, thanks everyone for the inspiration!  :D

[bemusedlybespectacled]

I’m so glad @zrayak got me into stargate because I understand that reference! XD

[versias]

if you ship two professors is it a scholarship?

[shadovvlurking]

get out

[oi-dancing-boy]

#he wants the phd

[viostormcaller]

S T O P

[tredlocity]

rawing people on couches is so hard yet most of my ideas involve that

[tredlocity]

DRAWING

[tredlocity]

I MEANT DRAWING PEOPLE ON COUCHES

[gravityfallsrockz-deactivated20]

This man is my idol

[roboco-san]

imagine trying to make Ellen Ripley "prettier" as though Sigourney Weaver's heavy square jaw and intense eyes aren't already indescribably beautiful

[roboco-san]

cannot believe anyone is arrogant enough to try and improve on this

[2006barbie-deactivated20210102]

this is exactly the sort of information we the public needed to know 🥺

[megah3rz]

not letting you hide this in the tags

[valkyrie-the-lost-deactivated20]

UK sheep are so little and sweet!!! If you tried this with an Aussie sheep, you'd throw your back out and then get trampled to death by an incensed 70kg merino 😂

[starknesskenobi]

Mr. Darcy: “If your feelings are still what they were last April…” 

My romantic longing ass watching this scene for the 50th time as if I haven’t watched Pride and Prejudice 2005 before: 

[bunjywunjy]

Cursed platypus fact?

platypus shoulders are real fuckin weird- the scapula is actually flipped vertically so it sticks straight up into the air and there’s a whole extra bone in the joint that no other mammal has!

this arrangement serves as an anchor point for the platypus’s MASSIVE fucking forelimb muscles and has a lot in common with lizard shoulders, of all things! 

but the real takeaway here is this: you know how platypus is shaped like football?

(please do not kick platypus)

that’s all muscle. 

muscle with some flippers sticking out the sides like an afterthought.

just don’t laugh too hard, you’ll hurt their feelings.