M.T. Hart

22 years of age. Customer Service Worker/Dispatcher. Crappy driver. Credit-building female trying to gain her "adulting" license.

[cheese24k]

[a-crab-called-diz]

oh my god two words in that just UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE

[missgryz-deactivated20130907]

All hope is lost so quickly I can’t stop laughing.

[yung-lizardqueen-deactivated202]

danish tv is the best thing ever

[australiyeahnah-deactivated2015]

“Okay :(”

[thranduilland]

He went straight to Acceptance. He didn’t even go through the five stages of grief. He just started at Acceptance.

[standarddrake]

I can translate for anyone wondering what he’s saying. The dialogue roughly goes something like

“Hopefully the owner of the car behind me will next time consider if-oh shit. Okay.”

[rhube]

This is the first time anyone has led me to believe that wasn’t his car. Or the production crew’s car. I’M SO RELIEVED.

[spoonmeb]

^^ I thought it was his car.

[alwaysbewoke]

this is fucking me up. are we really here? is this really about to happen?!?!

[pkpaulshow]

The hero we deserve

[earlploddington-deactivated2019]

[dimetrodone]

Sea otters and giant river otters are like if someone got two artists to design a giant otter, but ended up with two very different ideas on what they should look like cause one draws hello kitty fanart and the other was a nihilist.

[vicmorrowsghost]

Ok, but like… seriously.

[peachymean]

this looks like sea ottters reacting to the incredible violence of a river otter

[amarriageoftrueminds]

reblogging again cuz I just realised the sea otter is:

[iguanamouth]

[sonatagreen]

A tradition

In peacetime, the ruler grows their hair long. In war, they cut it short. A ruler with long hair is held in great esteem, for defending the peace. The traditional declaration of war is for the ruler to send their cut-off hair to the enemy ruler. The statement carries greater weight the longer the hair: to receive long hair says that you have angered one who is slow to anger, that you have incurred a wrath not easily woken.

[wakor-rising]

Violent war-mongering leader frantically and aggressively tries to shave just a LITTLE hair off the top of their head into an envelope.

A faraway king receives a heavy wooden crate filled with a coil of the longest hair he has ever seen.

A despised ruler finds hundreds of pounds of cut-off ponytails at her castle entrance, each one belonging to her own people. 

A young emperor refuses to cut their hair and insists on trying to make peace with invaders. The enemy leader steps forward, draws their blade, and cuts the emperor’s hair themselves.

Hellen cuts her hair off and throws it in Cathy’s face at her son’s soccer scrimmage. 

[peterfromtexas-deactivated20250]

Reenactor throws a spear at a drone

[supapoopa]

What a time to be alive.

[tenthcorner]

“The medieval warrior, realizing the consequences of his impulsive act, immediately approached the owner of the drone and offered to pay for the damage.

The owner of the drone was so impressed by the brilliant attack that he suggested organizing a competition for bringing down “dragons” with short spears next year.

Drone owners have another year to develop a unique “dragon-like” design for their flying machines.” (x)

[kineticpenguin]

I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realized “oops maybe I shouldn’t have done that” and tried to make it right, and that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it

[gunvolt]

im going to have a stroke

[prideling]

Instead try… Person A: You know… the thing Person B: The “thing”? Person A: Yeah, the thing with the little-! *mutters under their breath* Como es que se llama esa mierda… THE FISHING ROD

[serenitydiviness]

Also consider Person A: pass me the thingy Person B: Cual thingy? Person A: The thingy on top of the deste

[metallikato]

Sometimes bilingual peeps shuffle phrases while we think things through, just in case that language’s patterns trigger the right word or idea we want to use. But “turning off” language? Nah…

“Do you have a liga? You know, a… The fucking… the liga. The liga, that… El deste, para tu cabello. The hair… tie. Shit.”

[footsiepop]

Also, when I’m around other people who I share more than one language in common with, sometimes we’ll just mix them together because some concepts don’t translate well between languages and that could easily happen subconsciously.

[derpley]

Haute cash codes... Someone hook me up please.

[mthart]

$25 off $50 RSRKFXBS $50 off $100 QXX5NYZU $75 off $150 D83VFFC2 $100 off $200 B7XR5MU8 $125 off $250 QSRRJZGD $150 off $300 347GDJ3S $175 off $350 HJUGCDWR $200 off $400 M7CQ42H3

Could try those. Not sure how many actually work. But some do.

[dirty-overwatch-confessions]

matthew mercer signed a mccree body pillow at sakuracon

[atatfortatzelwurm]

[segadores-y-soldados]

@blackwatch-jess evidence

[xyaoibuns]

@meows4vodka

[mthart]

I knew I should have gone...

[zarischarlie]

Reblog if you’re the gay sister

[mthart]

Ugh so I can’t take this to FB but oh my god. I’ve worked in my job for 3 years. I have never really hidden the whole side of me that isn’t straight. My general manager didn’t care. The owners didn’t care. At one point they asked me to chime in on an LGBT issue they were having. We had a customer complain that one of our wraps was offensive because it was a picture taken from a local pride parade called “Queer Pride”. The word ‘queer’ was not on display. The picture is of a woman with pink hair, laughing, and looking like a brightly colored fairy with confetti flying. In any case, I’ve never had any issues with coworkers other than their idea of suggesting our company Christmas party should be a lesbian wedding, then getting texts of people asking me if I was getting married. There was also a coworker that was the same sex and got angry when, right after she made a pass at me, I told her she wasn’t my type (party girl that likes being drunk). But just last week a coworker I knew all 3 years suddenly blurt out that she had to tell me something. We had just been talking scheduling when she announced, “I feel you should know I don’t agree with your lifestyle”. All I had said prior was that I was going home after my shift to sleep. It was shock. It was easy to tell what she meant. She couldn’t say ‘gay’. She couldn’t say ‘bisexual’. She couldn’t. So instead of calling her a bitch or telling her that it was none of her business, I squared my shoulders and gently said that was fine. I wasn’t doing anything on her lawn. As long as she continued to treat me with respect, we’d be fine. But my face was red. I felt uncomfortable and I could tell she was floundering. She brought up local issues stemming from businesses and the LGBT community. She said how she didn’t understand “you people”. I gave up then. I left once my time was up for the shift. I spoke to my general manager the next time I saw him. I told him gently what happened. He was shocked. Apologized and said he didn’t know what to say. I had to remind him, she has a right to feel how she feels. But she shouldn’t have said it to me. Now us working together is going to be hard. I also asked him to check on one of my other newer coworkers who is trans. He never got a chance to. Yesterday, I spoke to said coworker one on one. I mentioned what happened and since she’s much older than me, she patted me on the shoulder. She told me she was sorry and how dumb it was. I asked her if anything was said to her and she got this funny look. She admitted that she had been greeted with “Hey old man”. She’s thirty-some-odd years old. I was horrified. I wrote a long note to my boss. Sensitive training and respect is coming in the future.

[weloveshortvideos]

[blackfairypresident]

otter: EEEEEEEEAAAH speaker: he cant do much besides go around in circles otter: EEEEH

[stayingwoke]

Today in, “You Fucked with the wrong judge” News.

Judge removes 2 people, calls them clowns during local woman’s sentencing for deadly DUI crash.

That “Try It” was everything.

[nope]

“Not in courtroom 502.” I was shook honestly

[gunzonyatmblr]

TRYYYYYYYYYY IT

[sharingwritingprompts]

A huge and ancient dragon loses her clutch of eggs.  She decides to adopt an office building full of employees as her children.  But to keep them safe, she doesn’t want to let any of them leave.

[sunshine-gays]

“Mighty Opiess, Destroyer of Kingdoms, pl-”

“Mom.”

“Uhh…..right. Mom. Um, so I have to get back home. I’ve got three kids who need dinner and I really think I should..go….back………why are you crying?”

“Grandbabies!!”

[pocketchina]

Got the item the evolves a porygon but I’ve never even seen one. Neat.

[mthart]

Between Pokemon and FE: Heroes. I feel my phone hates me.

[thetenderpassion]

[tobiasxva-deactivated20170810]

Roast the fuck out of them. Being family doesn’t mean you ever have to be okay with that shit.