PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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trying on a metaphor
occasionally subtle
will byers stan first human second
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@mtm81989
Lord of the rings vibes
Loki singing in Norwegian
A big thank you to all the folks in the delivery service who help keep our world moving everyday.
Best thing I’ve heard all day
“Like 2003 Evanescence?” She knew EXACTLY what to do.
Fuck her new album give us goth ari
40 people who learned about karma the hard way (x)
LOVE the first one~
saw this tweet and got inspired
90s babies how do we feel about entering our 30s in this new decade?
Mood
Kind of gives you chills .
Good Lord, how delicious! I wanna do that! The next time I’m in a cathedral, I’m doing it.
As she stood inside an ancient and empty church in Montefrío, Spain, Malinda Kathleen Reese belted out one of the best Christmas carols of all time-“O Come, O Come Emmanuel” and the end result was just heavenly.
I’m obsessed with this because A. Victorian Christmas Carols B. European Cathedrals C. It’s gorgeous and fuckin choristers are my favorite
DAAaHRLINg,
I’m on the
HIGGHwAAAAy
route 8
…inbridgeport
“So this ALMOST won best cosplay at NYCC… “
- Mutant Musings Podcast
I FILMED MYSELF READING THIS TWITTER POST AND I HAVEN’T BEEN ABLE TO STOP LAUGHING
This is the content I’m here for, thank you
Where is the rest of this movie I need it
Okay so I bought a dress today (along with a pair of dark blue velvet pants they are great)
and it looks pretty normal, right?
WRONG
GREETINGS I HAVE COME TO LAY A CURSE UPON YOUR VILLAGE AND KISS ALL YOUR WOMEN
Lesbian Trickster Goddess
Excuse me, that’s BISEXUAL Trickster Goddess, thank you very much
Represent
Reblog the Bisexual Trickster Goddess for a bountiful harvest and to encourage representation of Bisexual people
Gotta reblog this it has a Powerful Good Energy
I’m cyberbullying nintendeals on Twitter for helping cops
Not gonna lie, I’m on a roll today
Seeing OPs name and twitter is 2 punches in the face
@patdfobmcr-yt ask and ye shall receive
a cinematic masterpiece
i just had the weirdest moment, i was feeling my front teeth with my tongue because they’re the tiniest bit crooked, and then i had the thought “i’ll check if they’re also crooked in my other mouth” and then i realized to my shock and confusion that i have only one mouth, leading me to believe that in a past life i was a terrible monster with two mouths
A few months ago, I thought to myself “Mmm I’m so tired… how much longer in this one again?” and I knew instinctively what I meant by ‘this one’ was this body and this life. I then spend a few wide-eyed moments having an identity/existential crisis like how many times have I been on this earth to have such an instinctive response to being bone-weary to my soul? No one can really answer, especially not me.
In July 2017, one night I woke up around 2 a.m and blurted out in a quasi professorial voice “the Equinox Bird has infinite beaks, all in the wrong direction, and infinite eyes” and I don’t know what the fuck I was dreaming about but it still haunts me. It seemed like a very important information for a few seconds.
i really appreciate the last commenter giving us an exact date and time like that information needs to be preserved
One time I passed out on the couch after going a few days without sleep, and when I woke up mom said I had been speaking in German in my sleep, and it sounded like I was ordering people to build something
When I was like 5 my mom took me to the grave of her friend that died of cancer and I asked what happened and my mom explained that she died and i fucking said “I died once” and my mom asked me to explain and I went into pretty detailed explanation about how I died in a war because “I got stabbed by a gun with a knife at the end” (my exact words) and I met god and she (she’s a woman obvs) asked if I wanted to stay or go back to earth and I said I wanted to go back so I chose my mom cause she was struggling to have a baby (she had me through IVF) and lemme tell you that changed her like nothing will make you second guess your religious beliefs like a five year old explaining heaven and god to you