this is secretly a porn blog

early 00s emo was truly a peak.

[ruinedchildhood]

[hypersexualsportswear]

[getwhelmed]

[chickenfarmersan]

[thelariat]

[demilypyro]

freud: wanting to fuck your mom is normal

freud’s mom: :/

[hellsite-yano]

freud: wanting to kill your dad is normal

freud’s dad:

[next-level-charli]

[silenthill2bornfromawish4k]

………

[kibumkim]

is she blind?

[coat]

She looked it right in the eye and said ‘no’ lmao

[beyonsesa]

camp looked back like 

[sexhaver]

remember when Koko the gorilla died and everyone on here was sad about it and then someone pulled receipts proving she had a nipple fetish and her handlers would encourage people to be topless around her? i fucking love this site where else am i gonna see a callout post for a dead gorilla

[dapperalbinobudgie]

She had a what now

[e-ghoul]

[randomiser]

[capturedwonder]

[vanillish-deactivated20211102]

[triffids]

[lymphonodge]

0 for 2, Herman

[gobbo69]

idiot

[whitepeopletwitter]

[moctor]

[nickaroooo]

[leonshardt-deactivated20191217]

@secondfiddle

[studentlifeproblems]

[chinon]

my wife: actively pushing out our baby

me: holding my phone with cafeastrology[dot]com open in the browser and staring at the clock, ready to calculate its birth chart any minute now

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

my wife struggles to keep the baby in for just five more minutes at 11:55pm on april 20th just so we can avoid having to raise an aries

[obovoid]

are you telling me you’d rob your child of being born on 4/20 because of astrology

[iguanamouth]

hey have you considered dragons having threat responses similar to cats and lizards where their scales shift to make them look bigger

sometimes it works  ( with mixed results )

[sushinfood]

I NEEDED THIS SO MUCH TODAY

[skelixrikkard-remade]

my computer is black and blue…. not black and red….. it’s a Fake Gamers

[monado-soup]

This black and red shit has to stop. The true gamer colors have been and always will be black and green. Black representing the exile and pain a gamer goes through, and green representing the mountain dew all true gamers pump directly into their bloodstream.

[skelixrikkard-remade]

the red represents mountain dew code red, you fool

[jaspertheshark]

The blue represents mountain dew voltage, you are all true gamers

[skelixrikkard-remade]

im valid???

[connard-cynique-deactivated2024]

you are valid

[rosereaperwrites]

Mine is black and white, am I part of the club?

[connard-cynique-deactivated2024]

we’re all in the same family

[rosereaperwrites]

[saihyo-of-the-frost]

All colours game.

[itsme98z]

#mountaindewequality

[deadaccount528258835]

MT Dew said gay rights

[soda-soda-pop-deactivated202005]

True Gamers Say Gay Rights

[satanicvaginas2-deactivated2020]

[oldthoughtremixer]