snazz_jazz

anything and everything men, pookies

[mualanishusband]

Jazz - 19 - bisexual

Oks: Talking, shitposting, fics

Nos: anything blood related, arguments in comments

Likes: Deltarune, JJK, Gachiakuta, genshin, hsr, Umamusume, blue lock

I'm so yaoi pilled chat

Happy to answer anything!

[diseases-for-center-control]

FLY MY MOSQUITOES 🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟

[diseases-for-center-control]

HELL YES UNTREATED STANDING WATER

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[diseases-for-center-control]

GROW MY CHILDREN

🟦🟦🥚🪱🟦🟦🌾🟦🟦🟦🟦🪱🟦🥚🟦🌾🟦🪱🟦🟦🟦🪱🟦🪱🟦🥚🟦🟦🪱🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🥚🟦🪱🟦🟦🟦🥚🪱🟦🟦🥚🟦🪱🟦

[diseases-for-center-control]

YES

YES

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[diseases-for-center-control]

My children have invented a new mosquito-borne illness of Crash Your App

[sistersorrow]

Reblog to give your mutual's browser Digital Dengue Fever

[rabiadraw]

Auntie

[maggyfoggy]

since people liked the other brother

Dante

[sviteer]

Destruction

[mualanishusband]

Hear me out

[kisakis-boyfriend]

Genshin Impact Masterlist

🎃 = Halloween specials

❄️ = Winter specials

✨ = Not smut; SFW

Headcanons

Trans sub Aether

Bennett's first time – (Sub Bennett)

Hit with sex pollen – (Sub Kaveh, Bennett, Freminet)

Catboy Freminet – (Sub Freminet)

Sub Diluc

Scaredy Cat! – (Sub Tighnari, Gorou; Ghost reader) 🎃

Halloween costume headcanons – (Wanderer, Kaveh, Alhaitham, Layla, Heizou, Kaeya) 🎃✨

Dragon Freminet 🎃✨

Making trans demons cum/squirt on command – (Sub Scaramouche, Freminet, Albedo; Witch reader) 🎃

Diluc in a slutty Halloween dress 🎃

Diluc x Soft demon reader – (Sub Diluc) 🎃

Freminet x vampire reader – (Sub Freminet) 🎃

Camboy Freminet

An Oni's Beloved – (Sub Yae Miko; Oni reader)

Xiao courting headcanons ✨

Spicy Gaming headcanons

Neuvillette x tall reader HCs ✨

Stripper Kinich HCs

Scenarios

Wet dream in your lap pt. 1 – (Sub Wanderer, Xiao, Venti, Aether)

Wet dream pt. 2 – (Sub Lyney, Lynette, Freminet)

Kissing Chongyun – (Sub Chongyun)

Submissive Genshin Darlings – (Sub Wanderer, Heizou, Kaeya, Alhaitham)

More ghost reader – (Sub Tighnari, Gorou) 🎃

Oops, all catboys + catgirl! – (Sub Lyney, Lynette, Freminet) 🎃

I Warned You About Those Woods, Bro! – (Sub Lyney, Lynette; Werewolf reader) 🎃

I Heart Subs pt. 1 – (Multifandom scenario; Sub Freminet, Scaramouche, Xiao, Bennett)

Wet Dream pt. 3 – (Sub Dottore, Childe)

I Heart Subs pt. 2 – (Sub Diluc, Childe, Kazuha, Neuvillete)

Teasing Furina – (Sub Furina)

Whiny, drunk Kaveh – (Sub Kaveh)

Spoiling Freminet

Receiving Lyney, Lynette, and Freminet as a present – (Sub Lyney, Lynette, Freminet) ❄️

Freminet's first snow ❄️✨

I Heart Subs pt. 3 – (Sub Scaramouche, Furina, Freminet)

I Heart Subs pt. 4 – (Sub Xiao)

I Heart Subs pt. 5 – (Sub Neuvillette, Wriothesley Alhaitham)

Pure Yang Spirit – (Sub Chongyun)

Railing them – (Sub Freminet, Lyney)

Stuck in a hole – (Sub Bennett)

Sensory deprivation – (Sub Aether, Kaveh)

I Heart Subs pt. 6 – (Sub Zhongli)

I Heart Subs pt. 7 – (Sub Scaramouche, Xiao, Lyney) 🎃

Getting Kinich Pregnant – (Sub Kinich; Witch reader) 🎃

Oneshots/Drabbles

Eating out trans Freminet

Public phone sex – (Sub Freminet)

Furriendly Competition – (Trans sub Lyney)

Deep Dark Waters – (Sub Freminet; Sea monster reader) 🎃

Sleeping Benny – (Sub Bennett; Sleep paralysis demon reader) 🎃

Beware the Big Bad Wolf – (Sub Bennett; Wolfboy reader) 🎃

Trade Off – (Sub Xiao; Monster reader) 🎃

Sacrificial Lamb – (Sub Bennett; Incubus reader) 🎃

Oh, To Be A Harbinger – (Various sub Fatui grunts)

Rimming Freminet – (Sub Freminet)

Teaching Freminet How To Masturbate

Soft sex with Ayaka – (Sub Ayaka) ❄️

Kaveh x monster reader – (Sub Kaveh; Plant monster reader)

Soft noncon – (Sub Scaramouche)

Albedo's Experiment – (Sub Albedo)

Gaming x monster reader – (Sub Gaming) 🎃

Scaramouche + Kinich wearing a sexy Halloween costume – (Sub Scaramouche, Kinich) 🎃

Tonguefucking in the Teapot – (Sub Ororon)

Baizhu x monster reader – (Sub Baizhu) 🎃

[kisakis-boyfriend]

Bungou Stray Dogs Masterlist

🎃 = Halloween specials

❄️ = Winter specials

✨ = Not smut; SFW

Headcanons

Breeding HCs – (Sub Poe, Chuuya, Nikolai, Atsushi, Kunikida, Tecchou, & Fukuzawa)

Sharing HCs – (Sub Fyodor, Nikolai, Sigma, & Dazai)

Trans Ranpo HCs – (Sub Ranpo)

Werewolf reader – (Sub Fyodor, Nikolai, & Sigma) 🎃

Werewolf reader pt. 2 – (Sub Dazai, Chuuya, & Kunikida) 🎃

Halloween with Kyusaku 🎃✨

Chuuya x 2 readers – (Sub Chuuya) 🎃

Scenarios

Nurse Dazai + Fyodor – (Sub Dazai, sub Fyodor) 🎃

Dicking him down – (Sub Atsushi)

I Heart Subs pt. 6 – (Sub Fyodor)

Halloween sex toys – (Sub Atsushi & Poe) 🎃

Like Ships in the Night…On a Train pt. 1 – (Sub Sigma, Dazai, Chuuya)

Breeding Atsushi – (Sub Atsushi)

Oneshots

Baking with Ranpo ❄️✨

Akutagawa w/ bondage and overstimulation – (Sub Akutagawa)

Ranpo w/ a food kink – (Sub Ranpo)

Blasphemy – (Sub Fyodor) 🎃

[tylostoma]

did you hear they're gonna start publicly executing anyone with a glimmer of hope and a light in their eyes

[roxirinart]

[mncxbe]

Two's better than one♡

𝑱𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒐 𝒙 𝒇𝒆𝒎!𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒓 𝒙 𝑻𝒆𝒄𝒄𝒉𝒐𝒖

ღೀ๋࣭ ⭑𝒄𝒘: threesome, dirty talk, creampie, little bit of power imbalance, size kink if you squint, Jouno making Tecchou taste his cum, a bit nasty, use of slut, moron, idiot (it's Jouno after all)

"Curl your fingers like that Tecchou. See how pretty she sounds when you ahh– there you go. Ya got it" cooed your boyfriend, twirling strands of your hair between his slender fingers.

"Nghh 'chou wait s-slow down a bit" you babbled out, throwing your head back into Jouno's lap as the man in front of you kept fingering you. Tecchou's digits reached your sweet spot with each curl, making you melt into the mattress. His eyes were glazed, glued to your slick folds "It's so pretty" said the brunette, earning a low chuckle from your boyfriend.

"I know, right? My girl's got the prettiest pussy out there". Due to his heightened senses he could hear the squelching sounds you made, his dick getting impossibly hard. With a swift movement, Jouno pulled your shoulders and, following the motion you flipped onto your tummy, your eyes meeting your boyfriend's erection. He ran his fingers through your hair, gently massaging your scalp as he guided your mouth closer to him. "Arch your back for Tecchou, pretty" he instructed and you lifted your hips, giving the man behind you a nice view of your glistening cunt. Tecchou gulped, his fingers shaking as he ghosted them over your puffy clit.

"What ya looking at, you idiot?" hissed Jouno "Put yourself to good use and please my girl". Following Jouno's command, Tecchou lowered his brief and pulled his leaking cock out of his pants, alligning his tip to your entrance. He slid inside slowly, careful not to hurt you. "Is it alright?" asked the man in a meek voice, running his hand over your ass in a soothing motion as you nodded. The stretch burnt– Tecchou was way thicker than your boyfriend but fuck didn't you love it. A low moan spilled from your lips when the man started rocking his hips against yours and Jouno clicked his tongue, pushing his cock into your mouth. With his hand on the back of your head he guided you as you bobbed your head up and down, coating his length with your saliva.

From behind you, Tecchou let out a groan. The sight was absolutely delicious: Jouno's harsh features melted into a lustful look; his brows slight furrowed and cheeks flushed as you took him in your mouth. And you, God you– with your back perfectly arched, your ass rippling with each thrust he made into your tight cunt. You looked so small in comparison to him, so pretty he couldn't help himself. Tecchou picked up the pace as he slid his calloused hands over your thighs, hips and lower back, bending over you to cup your tits. The new angle allowed him to reach that sweet spot inside you and you moaned around Jouno's length.

"God, look at you..." he taunted "Getting off to having your cunt fucked by another man." Tightening his grip on your hair, Jouno pulled your mouth off his dick "What do we say to someone who makes us feel good, hm? Thank Tecchou, you slut."

His harsh words only made your walls flutter, warmth pooling in your core. You looked over your shoulder to see a flustered Tecchou. His hips halted against yours when you mumbled a "thank you 'chou you feel s' good inside me". When he started moving again his pace was brutal, his tip relentlessly hitting your cervix. "Ngh– 'chou wait wait p-please I'm gonna—" you whimpered and Tecchou felt himself get closer to his climax.

Jouno picked up on his collegue's raised body temperature and heartbeat and huffed "Don't get ahead of yourself, Tecchou. I let you join in doesn't mean you can cum inside her" he warned but the man was too far gone. Strands of his hair stuck to his damp forehead, his eyes squinted in pleasure as he chased his high– you felt so snug and warm, your pussy clenching around him perfectly, basically swallowing him whole. Before he knew it, ropes of cum spurted inside you and he let out a choked groan "God, my God you're so t-tight, pretty ahh– 'm sorry". His pleas and apologies sent Jouno over the edge. He grabbed your hair and thrusted his hip into your mouth, making you gag. "Don't swallow, ok?" he grunted and you nodded, looking up at him with teary eyes.

Right after he came in your mouth Jouno pulled you to a sitting position, paying little to no mind to the mixture of slick and cum dripping down onto the sheets. He pushed you forward and Tecchou leaned in, too fucked out and dizzy from his high to realize what he was doing. As the two of you kissed, Jouno's grin widened– his free hand moving to the back of Tecchou's head, making the two of you deepen the kiss. Despite your best efforts, Jouno's cum seeped into Tecchou's mouth and he jolted but didn't pull away. Instead, he pushed his tongue inside your mouth, moaning at the taste. When you eventually pulled away his lips were coated in white and he gave them a careful lick. "You idiot..." huffed Jouno before seizing Tecchou's jaw with his hand and pulling him in for a kiss.

Out of all the things that could've happened, you certainly didn't except to see Jouno kissing his colleague. Still, you couldn't lie that the sight was turning you on again. Pulling away from the kiss, Jouno gently slapped Tecchou's cheek. "Told ya not to cum inside her. Your loss, idiot, you don't get to join for round two."

Tecchou whined in protest, looking at you with puppy eyes as Jouno laid you back down on the mattress "You think you can take it, love?" he asked in a surprisingly loving tone and you nodded, spreading your legs for him.

As your boyfriend slid inside you, your nails dug into his back, leaving red marks. Tecchou's mouth fell open, his gaze softening. He was basically begging to be touched again, his cock now fully erect and throbbing. "Jouno please–" he began but the white haired man cut him off. "Not a fucking chance. And don't you dare touch yourself either you're just gonna watch and ah fuck so tight baby shiit– Y'er gonna watch and keep q-quiet."

You felt bad for Tecchou having to sit back like that so you reached out a hand and wrapped it around his base, slowly moving it up and down. "I got y-you 'chou. Just lay back and relax" you mewled, struggling to maintain a stable pace with your hand as Jouno pistoned his cock inside you. "How charitable of you, darling" he cooed, leaning in to kiss you and you gladly returned the sweet affection.

It didn't take long for all of you to cum again. Your bodies were sticky, covered in sweat and your combined juices but you couldn't care less. Comfortably laying back on the mattress between the two men, you wrapped your arms around Jouno as Tecchou snuggled you from behind. You were all a little breathless and sleepy, doing your best to stay awake.

"Tecchou" you mumbled, burying your face into Jouno's neck "You can stay the night. It's late"

The brunette smiled, his face beaming "Thank you, Y/N. You're very kind to-"

Before he could finish his sentence Jouno's arms wrapped around you as he pulled you flush against his chest. "Don't get any ideas, moron You're sleeping on the couch"

[b1adie]

[m1dn1ght-ghoul]

“I like aventurine cause he’s hot.” “I like aventurine cause of his lore.” I like aventurine cause we have a chronic issue with gambling. We are not the same

[ultrafacts]

[bestnatesmithever]

What if it bites me and it dies?

[finalellipsis-deactivated201807]

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

[babblingfishes]

What if it bites itself and I die?

[william-petrisous-and-other-blo]

It’s voodoo.

[the-ordinary-nerd]

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

[tpt-moved]

That’s correlation, not causation.

[pizzadut]

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

[demonsinsuits]

that’s kinky

[pizzadut]

oh my god

[the-last-snow-elf]

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

[mualanishusband]

IVE BEEN DEAD FOR SO LONGGGG

But I pulled mavuika AND HER WEAPON ON JANUARY 1ST!!!!! WINNG!!!!

[mualanishusband]

ART day 2 (sorry for long pause)

As compensation have two!!

[b1adie]

HELLO????

[mualanishusband]

ART ART ART piece 1 - ARGENTI!!!

[cloudstuffs]

inspired by tags !!!