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I’m an idiot, I know already.

[alotteofchar]

What booze do I drink to make my back stop hurting???

[krakenbutts]

I find extra strength Advil and a few beers usually works, if that doesn’t seem like enough I go with whisky instead

Don’t forget the painkillers

[alotteofchar]

Nah. Mixing pain killers and booze will wreck your liver

[nunyabizni]

Advil is ibuprofen goes through the kidneys

[proctain]

It is still metabolized by the liver before passing out through the kidneys. 

NEVER MIX ANY PAIN KILLER AND ALCOHOL.

YOU WILL DIE

Just because you didn’t this time only means you were lucky

[alotteofchar]

Basically

[nunyabizni]

well yeah, didn’t say it was a good idea at all

[mucho-spicey]

No pain AND a chance of death? I’m only hearing positives

[inebriatednovelist-deactivated2]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Growers are evolutionarily superior to show-ers because they stay compact while running through the jungle to avoid damage from things like thorns and branches, but are still able to impress potential mates during courtship rituals when needed.

[mucho-spicey]

This is a blatant attempt of a small dick guy trying to usurp some big dick energy

[tinybirds]

tumblrphobic: a pride flag for people who just fucking hate tumblr

[fashioninfographics]

Decoding dress codes

Via

[mucho-spicey]

They drew the Black Tie coat with notched lapels and not shawl lapels, and for this reason I hate the artist

[4a0000-deactivated20180901]

Home Alone hygiene routine scene vs American Psycho hygiene routine 

[4a0000-deactivated20180901]

KEVIN:

I took a shower, washing every body part with natural soap, including all my major crevices between my toes and in my belly button, which I never did before but sort of enjoyed. I washed my hair with adult formula shampoo and used creme rinse. I can’t find my toothbrush, so I’ll pick one up today. Other than that, I’m in good shape. (Kevin puts on aftershave and screams out of agony)

vs

PATRICK:

ln the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I’ll put on an icepack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the icepack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water-activated gel cleanser. Then a honey-almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb mint facial masque, which I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm, followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

[4a0000-deactivated20180901]

Alejandro told me if I buy a tv he will buy a PlayStation so we can play games but I didn’t know u can’t play Mario cart on PlayStation apparently so what’s the point

[mucho-spicey]

You could get an old PS1 and Crash Team Racing, which is better than any Other racing game 😉

[dietmountainmadewka-deactivated]

tumblr is just 4chan for women

[dietmountainmadewka-deactivated]

I can elaborate: the cultures and site dynamics of 4chan and tumblr are heavily based on the social natures of men and women respectively:

4chan is all about anonymity, popularity is despised (such as with tripfags) as it is seen as undeserved “attention whoring”. They love to shit on eachother and get in flamewars and arguments but ultimately share a sense comradery. Discussions and posts in general are based around specific topics and hobbies, usually revolving around external issues rather than personal ones.

Tumblr on the other hand is based heavily around popularity and social status. Blogs will flaunt their follower count and reblogs. Much like women in real life, people on tumblr will take any chance they can to boost their own popularity by calling out larger blogs for percieved slights or mistakes. Drama is the lifeblood of this website. Discussions usually revolve around personal feelings or situations, with specific topics simply being vehicles for personal drama.

Basically, 4chan is Fight Club and tumblr is Desperate Housewives

[pureanna-deactivated20181103]

we’re valid but at what cost

[mucho-spicey]

Tree fiddy

[such-justice-wow]

>meme font >“noob” >the noob seems to be winning

[mucho-spicey]

The latter is a pro at life bc they waste less time on pointless games

[officialfist]

Sans Undertale dies in infinity war

[s0ggy-waffl3]

FUCK

[officialfist]

I thought everyone figured it out. They didn’t extend his contract to part 2.

[mucho-spicey]

Plot twist: everyone who died in infinity war is only gonna be seen in flashbacks in pt II. NO RESURRECTION!!

[lifeofpoyo]

[mucho-spicey]

@officialfist check this good boy

[officialfist]

Bitch I like sparkling water

And that’s fine you can enjoy your terrible tainted monster water while the rest of us enjoy regular human water.

[mucho-spicey]

Please don’t call it human water

[average-fucktard]

Lads(and las), should I watch Fullmetal Alchemist?

[mucho-spicey]

Dont be a weeaboo

[mormonfacts-deactivated20190208]

woha dude i should just start sending people my unfinished posts on anon and let them figure it out 

[mucho-spicey]

Send each one to three people and only reblogged the best

[did-you-know]

You can buy cat motorcycle helmets. Neko-helmets are lightweight, they have breakaway ears that cause zero drag, and they come in various styles- some of which are painted to look like cat faces. Source

[mucho-spicey]

@such-justice-wow get a motorcycle girl!!

[average-fucktard]

I’m trying not to regret shaving my head right now

[mucho-spicey]

Pics bucko??