this hole is my castle

im twenty-four...... for now

[xenosagaepisodeone]

Public schools should teach you how to parry

[mucksoup]

i will literally draw anything!! DM or email me [email protected] i take venmo, cashapp, paypal and apple pay 🫶

[txttletale]

all novels are "visual". you gotta look at the words innit

[energyprison]

[Showing you my camera roll] oh yeah heres me lost in the forbidden wood, afraid

[energyprison]

Thats me scared because i found the witches hut

[energyprison]

These next few are me running

[bigfatbitchdotcom]

I am not in this life to fucking watch ads

[hotkniferuwu]

[arthurianmotifs]

my creep ass could definitely work at the radiohead factory

[darkejokero]

[0v9]

Who up quaffing the potion

[taxidermychrist-deactivated2025]

i’m like if a saint was also a faggot

[kristina100000]

u hold that beer can like circumcised dudes hold their cock. no gentleness. no care

come on

[powerburial]

me when one of my posts goes viral

[ratwarlock]

dont care didnt ask plus your wizard cap is cheaply made whilst mine is a fine silk

[drowning-lessonz]

sorry no i can't make it i'm sprawled on these cathedral steps while spitting up the blood. yeah its gonna be all day

[thelordofshrimp]

Jesse. Jesse meth isn't the only thing we're cooking. Because today's video was sponsored by Hello Fresh.

[normal-horoscopes]

In the club humbled by the totality of my ignorance

[psygull]

imagine you get jumped by simon and garfunkel and you hear them say take his ass to scarborough fair