local psych nerd

she/her, 20s, big fan of anything enemies to friends to lovers. chainmaille artist. penchant for old music, old clothes & the dramatic

[fedorah-the-explorah]

[muddied-waters]

I noticed that you reblog a lot of german stuff . do you have any headcanons about carmen speaking in german like vocal quirks accents and stuff

never thought about that so i do not, but I think she'd make the effort to try and pronounce words or the artifacts she's stealing and the places she's going to the right way

[officialhamburg]

Hab mich gestern wieder an Minecraft gewagt und hab beschlossen, die Mine etwas deutscher zu gestalten.

Hier ein paar Highlights:

[german-enthusiast]

gemäß EN 82079 und ANSI Z535 wäre für die Stufe 'Vorsicht" passend, für die fliegenden Gleise aber mindestens "Warnung" und für die Lava auf jeden Fall "Gefahr" zu verwenden!

Die Schilder im Kohlebergwerk Range sollten also unbedingt schnellstmöglich angepasst werden!

[officialhamburg]

Sehr geehrte*r german-enthusiast,

vielen Dank, dass Sie uns auf dieses wichtige Problem aufmerksam gemacht haben. Selbstverständlich werden wir uns unverzüglich um dieses Problem kümmern.

Zuständige Fachkräfte wurden verständigt und werden zum nächstmöglichen Termin in die Minen entsendet.

Mit freundlichen Grüßen,

Stadt Hamburg (i.A. von Kohlebergwerk Range)

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Screenshot des Wikipedia-Artikels für Sicherheitshinweise.

Text:

"Signalwörter (gemäß En 82079 und Ansi Z535)

Die Signalwörter geben Rückschluss auf die Schwere der Gefahr:

Personenschäden:

- "Gefahr" bezeichnet eine unmittelbar drohende Gefahr. Wenn sie nicht gemieden wird, sind Tod oder schwerste Verletzungen die Folge.

- "Warnung" bezeichnet eine möglicherweise drohende Gefahr. Wenn sie nicht gemieden wird, können Tod oder schwerste Verletzungen die Folge sein.

- "Vorsicht" bezeichnet eine möglicherweise drohende Gefahr. Wenn sie nicht gemieden wird, können leichte oder geringfügige Verletzungen die Folge sein.

Produkt-/Maschinen-/Anlagenschäden (früher nur Ansi Z535, seit 2019 auch En 82079):

- "Hinweis" bezeichnet einen möglicherweise auftretenden Sachschaden.

- "Achtung" oder "Aufpassen" kann gemäß En 82079-1 auch verwendet werden."

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[translatingpostsinfrench]

pourquoi du pain est masculin mais la baguette est féminine....... la baguette est transgenre ?

je vais laisser la communauté parler:

la baguette, icône trans?

oui

non

Voting ended onOct 12, 2025

[translatingpostsinfrench]

apparemment on est d'accord, mais maintenant je me demande: si la baguette est transfem, ça serait quoi le pain représentatif des transmascs?

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[secondlina]

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

[kaijutegu]

I just walked into the house after walking the dog and my mom says to me, in the same cheerful voice she uses to send me to go pick up the groceries, "I need you to recrucify Jesus."

Turned out one of the wall crucifixes lost a nail and the J man was getting himself off the cross but that is a hell of an instruction to come home to.

So now I gotta like... cruci fix this.

[kaijutegu]

The other nail fell out when I moved the cross and things got a little cruci flipped.

[postmodernmulticoloredcloak]

My favorite genre of posts is posts you could show to any person from the Europe-Mediterranean area across the last 1500 years or so and they'd laugh.

[kuhjungewieduu]

die deutsche sprache ist wirklich gnadenlos wenn es um sexuelle begriffe geht, es ist so eine schande, vor allem weil sie für alles andere so perfekt ist. like, der fakt das "schwanz" fr das beste wort ist was wir für fanfics haben ist doch absolut bodenlos, es ist jedes einzelne mal ein jumpscare. ich finds schon schlimm wenn im englischen zu oft "cock" statt "dick" benutzt wird und schwanz ist einfach das in doppelt so schlimm. aber gleichzeitig kann ich's auch niemandem übelnehmen weil was zum heiligen fick willst du sonst nehmen???? so glied geht vielleicht manchmal noch klar; penis holt jegliche erotik aus der szene imo, das geht nur in so situationen wo's noch nicht sexuell ist; erektion ist in ganz kleinen maßen mal vllt sinnvoll, aber dann??? was bleibt einem dann?? SOLL MAN FUCKING PIMMEL SCHREIBEN ODER WAS???? so viel nur zum schwanz-dilemma, von den übersetzungen für sowas wie precum müssen wir gar nicht anfangen.

live laugh love deutsche sprache fr, aber bei smut arbeitet sie wirklich nur gegen dich.

[salvadorbonaparte]

Mein lieber Scholli. Mein lieber Schwan. Mein lieber Herr Gesangsverein. Mein lieber Freund und Kupferstecher. Alter Schwede. Alter Verwalter. Ich glaube mein Schwein pfeift. Ach du grüne Neune. Da wird ja der Hund in der Pfanne verrückt. Himmel, Arsch und Zwirn. Da brat mir einer nen Storch. Holla die Waldfee. Heidewitzka. Donnerlittchen. Ich glaube es hackt. Leck mich fett. Da boxt der Papst im Kettenhemd. Heiliges Blechle. Ich glaub mich knutscht ein Elch. Das geht aber auf keine Kuhhaut. Da haben wir den Salat. Ich glaube mich tritt ein Pferd.

[muddied-waters]

"on october 3rd he asked me what day it was"

es ist tag der deutschen einheit

[new-nintendo-2ds-xl]

happy new year! reminder that as of January 1st, 2025, the 1929 animated Disney short "The Skeleton Dance" is now public domain!

[new-nintendo-2ds-xl]

I'd like to say "this will find its audience" but the truth is I just didn't know how to tag this

so either it'll find its audience or it'll get like 0 notes

[what-even-is-thiss]

One good thing about having a very large extended family is that it gives you examples of what different kinds of lives can look like.

I never thought it was weird growing up for someone to never get married or have kids because one of my uncles did that. I never thought it was weird to be vegan because one of my cousins did that. I never thought it was weird to have a mixed race family because I had cousins and aunts and uncles with mixed race families. I never thought it was weird to be divorced because several of my family members got divorced. And their ex husbands and ex wives still showed up to family gatherings. I never thought it was weird for a woman to have short hair and dress masculine because one of my aunties did that.

I kind of had to become the transgender cousin admittedly but you know what now I’m the transgender cousin and there’s an example for the younger generation that being trans is just something you can be.

[misscellophane-ao3]

[eliotlime]

nothing really matters

[20dollarlolita]

There’s a regular at the fabric superstore. She’s at least 80 years old, and she just got back into sewing after giving it up for 40 years. We’ll call her Irma.

I love Irma.

Irma is constantly surprised by the newfangled sewing gadgets our store sells. Today she bought some extra-fine glass-head pins and a magnetic pincushion. As I’m ringing her purchases up, she tells me very seriously, “did you know, if you’re careful, you can sew RIGHT OVER those pins? You don’t need to take them out!”

I told her that I liked that you can’t accidentally melt the head of the glass pins with your iron, and she nodded. “They used to all be like that, but times changed.”

I love old sewing machines and asked what kind of machine she has, and she goes, “Oh, it’s an old Singer Featherweight that my husband bought me when we were first married. It’s probably not worth anything anymore, but the thing sews fine. Have you seen the ones those girls over there–” indicating the sewing machine sub-store in my location “–have? Those things go in every direction and the needle always comes to the top when you stop sewing! Imagine how handy that is!”

I mention that I used to sew on my grandmother’s Featherweight but now there’s a intra-family war about who owns Grandma’s Featherweight and so no one gets to use it. It’s genuinely the best portable straight-stitch machine I’ve ever used.

I warn her to never let anyone tell her that Featherweight isn’t worth something. “I know, I miss my husband and it’s always going to have a place in my heart, just like your grandma’s.”

“I mean, Irma, there’s that, but they’re also worth a really notable amount of money. The Singer Featherweight is really financially valuable. I almost never see them for sale around here for less than about $400, and that’s in bad condition.”

“It’s a good thing my husband’s dead, honey, because if you told him that he managed to buy a sewing machine that’s worth more in 2021 than he bought it for in 1950, well, he’d be so smug that I just wouldn’t be able to tolerate driving home with him.”

[fierceawakening]

please tell irma I love her

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[thatnoulguyorsomething]

The only correct way to play that tbh

[lutraslutra]

I had to make this

[aletheyass]

"empowering women by sending katy perry to space for 2 minutes" shut the fuck up. samantha cristoforetti was the first female commander of the international space station and she became an astronaut because of star trek. and there is a real chance she is a kirk/spock shipper

[juniperandthistle]

love when a fan loves a piece of media so much they pursue it

"Man I sure do love this show about people and exploring space, I wish i could do that! .......... I am gonna do that"

This is her on the ISS in her own Star Trek uniform.

[thresholdbb]

I feel like it should be pointed out that she was making a specific Janeway reference here too. Her caption was, "There's coffee in that nebula' ... ehm, I mean... in that #Dragon" because the Dragon spacecraft was delivering the first espresso machine designed to work in zero gravity to the ISS