neon lights & hot nights

Lauren I don't know what's going on I am in love with soup

[unclefather]

[ysabelmystic]

I just heard my mom tell my brother, “when you die, you will go outside and garden until your father says you’re done” and it took me a second to realize that my brother was playing a videogame and this was not a theological discussion.

[martianaviator]

Purgatory

[sharper-and-bigger]

The Garden of Death

Watercolor and gouache by Hugo Simberg, 1896

[captainizzyhands-deactivated202]

just because your area of study isn’t chemistry or anatomy doesn’t mean you’re any less of a mad scientist! mad astronomers are evil! mad botanists are fucked up! mad psychologists are twisted! all fields of mad science are valid!!

[helloitsbees]

[moggleboggle-deactivated2024040]

I felt like shit until I saw the cat sculpture of wood

[moggleboggle-deactivated2024040]

Curer of depression, bode sculpture cat

[cumaeansibyl]

Perry Lancaster

[nydescynt]

Ty so so much for reblogging with the artist name bc now he has more dollars and I have a little cat statue on its way :3

[hungwy]

are there video games for men

[charlottan]

Gas station gas's pump screen

[vikingfunerals]

if you have no hope for humanity that sucks for you i guess. but i was buying melatonin at the corner store and the stranger behind me in line said everyone they knew had been having trouble sleeping recently and maybe it was the cold weather. and the cashier swore he was a chronic insomniac before he met his wife but he hadn’t tossed and turned in 10 years. and when i left we told each other to sleep well tonight. and that’s enough hope to sustain me for at least a few months.

[parkchanwoohoo]

"Grimes is dating Chelsea Manning" might be the thing to finally make me delete all social media and get all my news via the whispers of the perennially Logged Off, as the Lord assuredly intended

[gothicprep]

i still can’t believe I made a joke about chicago (the band) sucking in front of someone who Thinks It’s Really Important to Know He Goes to Berklee Online and he was like “I’m sorry but can you play 25 or 6 to 4 🙄”

i was honestly impressed that he’d die on such a stupid hill. chicago is probably amongst the most universally hated bands of its era, and the members have even admitted that they don’t even have to try on their records for them to sell, so they just. don’t.

it was a sad day, for this was so embarrassing on his alma mater, that berklee college of music lost its accreditation 😔 if only we could know the true consequences of our actions, maybe we wouldn’t be so careless

[muffin-and-sons]

As someone that went to Berklee, this dude is whack and he would be eaten alive if he went in person

[peteneems]

[the-cobalt-coast]

[huffylemon]

the phrase “big naturals” has absolutely ruined me.

[dangerousturkey]

I wish big naturals would ruin me

[comingoutofthecauldron]

i love that missing one post on here makes this entire website incomprehensible. my friend never saw the og blorbo post and didn't understand the blorbo meme for like a month. i didn't see the ps5 guy tiktok and had no fucking clue what was going on for a week. if you happened to miss the post about the star wars slug you're probably curled up in a ball sobbing right now

[thisisalsoyou]

woops

[thisisalsoyou]

[oysters-aint-for-me]

i’m obsessed with this

and then, two months later....

🥺

[no-lo-lo]

Ah, a life saving murder.

[earthnation]

I want to fuck your throat

my thrussy!?!?

[ventrue]

[schakira]

sorry for being dramatic but this post did irreparable damage to the english language

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i learned about Tim Wong who successfully and singlehandedly repopulated the rare California Pipevine Swallowtail butterfly in San Francisco. In the past few years, he’s cultivated more than 200 pipevine plants (their only food source) and gives thousands of caterpillars to his local Botanical Garden (x)

[spitegoblin]

Sometimes, people are really great.

[hulking-godless-child-beast]

an example of how focusing on one specific cause to focus on is more effective than trying to fix all of the world’s problems

[missmamibee]

year 3 give it up for year 3

[rouxls]

wouldst thou like to live fergaliciously