Joyous Fruits

Hi! 24y She/Her. i Don't love posting, but do love posts : )

[pisboy]

Sire, the woodland gnomes have pledged 10 apples to our cause

[girlballs]

How do you feel about airships? Do you have any strong opinions about zeppelins?

about a week ago i was overwhelmed with hysteria because i learned about a blimp designed to carry biplanes on its underside which got sucked into a tornado and then died badly by crashing into the ocean

in general i think blimps and such are sad pitiable creatures and i think we need to make more of them so we can have a 9/11 with blimps

[pangur-and-grim]

pressed against the heating vent with TWO big pillows

[punkitt-is-here]

realized how i sounded talking out loud today

[this-is-a-love-story-isnt-it]

This insane update from Neocities

[ooliecat]

sound on. I like the corresponding music Sasha has here. The little hint of notes when Lili mentions him. then the full blown thing when he actually appears on screen. it coming back or dropping when he's present or not. A very nice theme he has. Not sure if it counts as one. but it's nice to think of him having a theme. Like wow he has a dedicated music track. so cool. so awesome. it's funky. it's him.

[strawberry-crocodile]

marriage is insane. people will really be like "if you really love me youll sign this legal document binding our finances together"

[strawberry-crocodile]

marriage is taught to kids and talked about as like the ultimate form of love, the natural endgame for a relationship, but functionally, it is primarily an economic contract. bind together your finances, be able to adopt, get to decide what happens when the other dies. but all this legal bullshit is still tied to, like, expectations of living together, romantic and sexual monogamy, labor from the woman (we know marriage is built For The Hets, right?), social stuff. pinkie promise im the only person youll fuck ever and we can buy a house.

kinda fucked up is all im sayin.

[strawberry-crocodile]

to be clear im not saying never get married, im saying marriage is a crass, practical legal procedure and should be done for crass, practical legal reasons. and never marry a man who won't do dishes.

[yay-bunnies-zone]

a bunnies is capable.of imcredible feats

[rosey-thorns]

i mean yeah look at these things

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[pukicho]

I’m literally in my beast form going to bed

[pukicho]

[pukicho]

Stop calling the crumbs shit. None of you realize how hard it is to photoshop crumbs falling mid-air via a birds-eye perspective. They don't just have 'mid-air granola crumbs' on google, no one has ever thought of photographing that before. I had to color a bunch of boulders brown. I had to find images of various boulders and color them brown, whnich yeah, when I say it out loud, does make it sound like a funny euphemism for shit, but it's really more of a light brown color and it took a lot of time and effort, so stop.

[triangleguy]

[wordfather]

idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????

[wordfather]

'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa

[wordfather]

THIRTY TWO??????

[phillyphillyphilly]

Listen that doesn’t even account for all the weird shit local farmers are getting up to.

May I present the best apple:

[wordfather]

the world is so big and beautiful

[sashimi55]

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

[dambiex]

[cobaltspartan]

fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?

[brudiza-spudnik]

this is really getting me

[grrl-beetle]

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[papasmoke]

you just hate the cis because of the things that they did

I hate the cis because it is led by the treacherous count dooku