saber word of the day: butts

call me wcender/wc all posts are queued

[amthsts-remade-deactivated20191]

follow me for more great posts other people made

[paper-lilypie]

EVERYONE HOLD ON TO YOUR FUCKING SOCKS

[modernchemical]

watching death note with my family and after the college entrance episode my mom asked offhandedly if anyone had ever pictured L and light as a couple before. it felt like one single white dove had landed on a crystalline lake in a beautiful pure clearing. no i dont think anyones ever thought of that before

[lunatic-lunarian]

oops...

[boy-gender]

To all the trans people who see this tonight, no matter what happens, we will survive. Trans people will still be here 4 years from now and 10 years from now and 100 years from now and tomorrow. We have always existed and we always will. The world cannot unlearn about us; we are too public, too loud, too beloved, too present. Ill be here tomorrow. Please stay here with me.

[beadyeyes]

did youknow capybaras hatch from tangerines and they re called capybabys pretty cool huh

[beadyeyes]

im being serious every time you reblog this a hostage dies

[clonepa3]

lalallalalalalalal *frolicking* 

[beadyeyes]

omgg lalalalyayyayayyy *chases you*

[tophats-tea]

sliding scale of posts about Jesus being a carpenter and being nailed to a cross

[cetitan]

[bombing]

mom? yeah hey its me. i just called to—what? yeah i’m doing fine thanks. listen i was playing call of duty and this kid said some really shocking things about you and i just had to confirm that they weren’t true

[trulyunwaveringphase]

Skeletor has forever destroyed our ability to come up with voices for skeleton characters.

[roach-works]

this is like saying NASA has forever destroyed our ability to wonder what it's like on the moon. like we can still use our powers of imagination if we want to but the question's pretty much fucking settled.

[whitetrsh-cryptid-deactivated20]

[wrenchwenches]

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

its so brave that you have such a 2012-coded url in this 2024 world

would you call a bear brave for standing in a new construction suburb or would you recognize the unfamiliar world they built around him

[hydrattan]

Dude, sick reference to Snoop Dogg smoking weed. I can’t believe you’re so clever. You were clever enough to bring up Sm – Snoop smoking weed on your stream, because you KNEW that Snoap Dogg smoke weed, and Smoke Dogg, he is s҉m҉d҉snoop. And you KNEW that if you brought up the Smook Dogg smokin 𝚍veed, that you – people would know that! And they would 𝕔𝕝𝕒𝕡!

[triptrippy]

[ntrlily]

Wish tumblr just made blocking a thing alongside muting instead of replacing muting with blocking. Like sometimes I have nothing against a user they are just clogging my searches with incorrect quotes. And man are those quotes incorrect.

[01010kom]

my single contribution to the fandom.