The Problem

A 23 year old idiot

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on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt

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this is your only day to reblog this for a year

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i missed my chance last year so this has been in my queue for 364 days

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on this day one decade ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt

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@taylorswift @taylornation Here's an idea for I Can Do It With a Broken Heart MV, what if it starts with this ordinary girl she wakes up, goes to get dressed but ends up hitting something so she bandages it, and as she goes about her day she keeps getting hurt and each time she bandages herself and puts on a smile, when it hits the chorus the screen is flipped and she's Taylor Swift, she's at a party she's jumping and laughing and having fun. Then again back to her normal self gets hurt then bandages it but it's to the point where all her body is covered in bandages and blood is seeping through so she wraps herself like a mummy in bandage wrap and the last chorus is Taylor Swift aka mummy girl on stage performing, jumping laughing and having fun

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Why am I just noticing how dirty So High School is, come on Taylor that's like Dress 2.0. Spoiler alert, scouts honor in the urban dictionary doesn't mean I promise. I mean we should've seen it coming (no pun intended) she says touch me while your bros play gta and if that's not clear enough, she said I'm stifling my sighs

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Spoilers (jujutsu kaisen manga)

How dare they kill Nanami? I was okay with him being half scorched but to actually kill him, he was the level-headed, mind-your-business, don’t-wanna-do-this-but-have-to man. Everyone in that series is fucking psychotic, even Megumi at one point, who’s gonna be that person, and now that we knew Nanami, no one can replace him.

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Here’s a random thought; me as a Slytherin wearing a yellow sweater to Hogsmeade to trick locals into thinking I’m a Hufflepuff

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It has come to my attention that we as book readers are attracted to morally grey men for the reason that all of us are secretly sadistic, think of it for a second; anyone who’s read through sjm acotar series, knows we don’t spoil book one, we don’t even give any indicative that something might remotely go wrong. Now I’m saying this because I’m currently going through the shatter me series, and no one told me about fucking Adam, like seriously, wtf is he? I’ve only heard about Warner and how amazing he is.

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I’m only two chapters in, but can I just say that book Daphne is far more witty and entertaining than bland, naive series one.

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Just finished house of sky and breath, not okay, I mean first off spoiler alert if you haven’t read the book don’t read this

First of all, Daybright, at first I suspected Celestina until her relationship with Hypaxia was revealed, which led me to believe it might be the Hind, especially after her witch story.

Then the whole starsword and knife thing, it was a joke when I told my friends it was TruthTeller from acotar, not a joke, it was real

Which leads to the fucking Horn, how can I not forget the Horn they mentioned in acotar briefly. Probably because I read so long ago.

I swear I only know Ruhn had Violet-blue eyes in the last chapter, and the minute she spoke the language and saw Rhysand and said her brothers fucking name I knew it was him, I fast forwarded to the end to see, then obviously went to reread. Wanted to scream so loud but it’s 4 am and my sister is asleep

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Is it bad that I really wanna be some else rn? Just wanna know what it feels like not to be me.

Like how it would feel not have anxiety, and think differently. And act differently. I don’t mind my looks and body, I’ve accepted them long ago. But what it’d feel to have a different perspective.

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yes i read my own fanfiction. im Literally the target audience. i wrote this for me, not you

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Medusa was kinda problematic  :/

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She objectified a lot of people 

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So Sarah J Maas; can write things like “he came with a roar” and “pounding into me”, yet refers to giving someone the middle finger, or flipping them off, whatever you call as a “vulgar gesture”. It’s either she wanted it to be classy, which is ironic in a way but most unlikely, or I’m just too naive and there are other hand gestures that are considered vulgar than the middle finger, and that is most likely

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To the psychological people out there; At times I’d be in a good mood and then in others I’d be so down I wouldn’t have the energy to even leave my bed. I highly dislike associating with people and like to avoid social gathering if I could, but if I’m in one I do have fun and become social. I prefer to exchange messages than receive calls or even call someone, and I would fall in a panicky spiral if someone called and I often don’t answer. Last night I was in a really good mood, I finished a really great book that I couldn’t stop smiling while reading, and today I was in an okay mood until 10 minutes ago when I craved something sweet and couldn’t find anything to do and I can’t leave the house to get anything myself, and I feel like crying, and don’t have the energy to do anything. What’s wrong with me

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Have you ever listened to a song, and thought it sounded familiar but the lyrics aren’t matching what you remember. If you know a song that sounds similar but isn’t this please send it to me, it’s driving me crazy

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Had to wait until the third book, to know his name, only for them to reveal it in the fourth episode😤😤

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read it could save you

I don’t know if this post has been made yet but I just want to warn everybody that if someone stops you in a parking lot and asks you if you’re interested in some perfume and hands you a paper to smell, PLEASE DON’T SMELL IT.

i repeat, DON’T SMELL IT.

Apparently the sample papers are being laced with a drug to knock you out. Please signal boost this. It can save someone’s life!

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IMPORTANT

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please repost to save people idc if “its not my blog type” jUST DO IT

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Also if they have lipstick samples and offer to let you see the different shades on your wrists. My friend got drugged that way but luckily her mom was there before anything bad happened.

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I shouldn’t have started the ACOTAR series before the whole of my TBR, because now I can’t read any of them, because they’re too bland after it. Yet I can’t also continue with the third book, because if I finish it, it’ll mean I have only two left and I don’t know what I’ll do afterwards

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That’s me. I’m not relating, that’s literally the account I lost less than 10 minutes ago