Allie Of The Dahls

Nitwit, blubber, oddment, tweak! 

[skittles]

IT’S LIME-AGEDDON AND LIME IS BACK. BUT ONLY AT WALMART FOR A LIMITED TIME. I’M SO EXCITED I FORGOT HOW TO TURN OFF CAPS LOCK! #BRINGBACKLIME

[girlidiotdotcom-deactivated2023]

I hate the word “discourse” it just sounds like Goofy saying “discuss”

[yyyyyyyyyyyyy6-deactivated20201]

this post literally ruined my life

[thisatlas-deactivated20180506]

person: Pokemon is such a childish game, why are you playing it?

me: …

me: 

me: 

[leftboob-enthusiast]

(to the tune of The Final Countdown) it’s a mental breakdown

[thesilencedmasses]

*off-key kazoo*

[alexander]

After vine died we are reduced to text form vines

[andhumanslovedstories]

Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection 

[zozzlez]

“I’ll DM you,” I said.

You sit patiently, expecting a private message at any moment. There’s a knock at your door. It’s me, dressed in a surprisingly well made wizard robe, arms full of books and dice.

“Roll for initiative.” I utter.

[neonprotagonist]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[reserve]

he help

[hux-you-up-deactivated20201211]

the menstruation crustacean

[wilwheaton]

It’s a period piece.

[tornadoallie]

Me: Can I get a Coke, please?

Waiter: Is Pepsi ok?

Me: *shoving breadsticks into my purse*

[agentpercivals-deactivated20220]

it’s done lmao

[tornadoallie]

where do i get this shirt please and thank you

[tornadoallie]

[tornadoallie]

Taylor Swift is Santa Claus.

[ithelpstodream]

[cookie-sheet-toboggan]

so is Victory

[ashermajestywishes]

LOVE TRIANGLE

[bsparrow]

Don’t forget Truth (Coming Out of Her Well to Shame Mankind)

[justrollinon]

This must be why the Trump administration hates them all 

[acciowine]

The Four Horsewomen of the Trumpocalypse.

[krustybunny-deactivated20221129]

I’ve never reblogged anything so quick

[spectrometon]

The Ultimate Squad, comin’ to wreck your shit and save the world

[quentineliot]

Rb for that art doe

[larvitarr]

[atemporalpainting]

what the hell bulbasaur are you gonna help out or not you fucking lettuce

[just-shower-thoughts]

In LOTR “Looks like meat’s back on the menu, boys” implies that Orcs know what a menu is, and have therefore been to a restaurant. I wonder what a restaurant in Mordor is like.

[yarking]

idk but you probably need a reservations

one does not just walk in

[tornadoallie]

How to Find the Perfect Dress, an Easy 4 Step Process

Step 1: Go into the first store and walk out with $175 worth of clothes that are not the dress you need.

Step 2: Walk around Nordstrom for 20 minutes quietly muttering “fuck you” under your breath.

Step 3: Do a lap in half a dozen other stores growing progressively more defeated.

Step 4: Go home and just wear the dress already hanging in your closet. 

[ruinedchildhood]

[tornadoallie]

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