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Mairéad // Virgo

[benevolentvulture]

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Jolene by Dolly Parton except it’s playing downstairs while you’re laying up in the loft of a cabin listening to the thunder and rain hitting the roof tiles above you

[thenicestavenger]

[robeblr]

Oh BITCH this is a mood

[cielleduciel]

“pokemon will turn sleep into entertainment” 

haha what. this sounds so dumb. how is this even supposed to–

“the idea is for players to look forward to waking up every morning”

[fullelven]

They gave us Pokemon Go to get us out of the house to socialize. They’re giving us Pokemon Sleep to make sure we get a full night’s rest. They’re legit trying to make us fix our lives lol

[spiderboyneedsahug]

[mysoleisred]

Things I want in the next 5 years

- a stable job that i love

- enough money to live comfortably and travel

- a fulfulling relationship

[w-ander-lusts]

Putting this out into the universe

[aughtpunk]

[ampervadasz]

[toooldforthissh--stuff]

Rolling down the runway, we’ve reached the speed necessary for LIFT-OFF!

[wickernerd]

he ASCENDS

[killowave]

[catchymemes]

Do you remember them?

[genjichu]

What about

[division912]

NOOOOO

[hakuteeth]

Some ppl say comedy is dead cause of “political correctness” but like john mulaney did an entire bit on captchas and bo burnham did an entire bit on not being able to fit ur hand inside a pringles can so really anything is possible as long as ur actually funny

[dicaeopolis]

nothing new under the sun

[gothiethefairy]

lol, what if peter b complains about him and noir being the “oldest” in the spidey group

and noir says in his deep fucking nicolas cage voice, “actually, i’m nineteen.”

[gothiethefairy]

[dicaeopolis]

so that mcelroys home video compilation

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[hungoverunicorn1996]

I’m

[mlnho-deactivated20180414]

[lovelyirony]

my mom has finally understood the concept of how to use “tea” as slang, but only kind of. she came into my room and said “jessie, i have tea today” and i was obviously like what happened but as it turns out she just thinks tea means information so she told me that she got avocadoes on sale. that was the tea. 

[inallofpeculiardom]

Damn RIGHT that’s the tea

[gayavatarstyle]

Sokka: Aang y'know how you took away Ozai’s firebending?

Aang: I recall yes

Sokka: can I have it

Aang: …what?

Sokka: can I have his firebending. just for like ten minutes

Aang: what no

Sokka: why not I wanna prank zuko

Aang:

Aang:

Aang: okay five minutes

[honeycranes]

This fukn post had me reeling so ofc I had to draw it

[gayavatarstyle]

hi take everything I own

[avatrashh]

KATARA WOULD NOT EVEN BLINK

[waxscoralpants]

Animal Crossing GameCube was so heartless. Villagers would randomly paint your roof. It was so hard to make money. One time a villager sold me a mystery item without even asking and took all the money I was carrying. 12 thousand bells. It was a pitfall seed.

[otterscallops-deactivated202203]

[perchu-deactivated20180224]

also. under certain circumstances forgetting to save will get your face taken away

[sailorbamff-deactivated20210108]

You guys are forgetting the best part

[frenchifries]

animals when you’re rude to them in new leaf: haha you’re such a kidder! oh well have a good day!

animals when you’re rude to them on gamecube: haha it’s funny how much of an ugly bitch you are, you absolute degenerate :) i’m going to take everything you love, do you know that? you’ll never be shit. you’re going to die alone in the woods with no one around to even hear your last words :)

[hymnsofheresy]

jesus, trying to explain to his disciples about his own fate: