Multi fandom nonsense, how may I direct your call?

Master List 

[sun-spotter]

being knightcore doesn't mean you have to be pro-monarchy. you can just swear your undying fealty to your best friend or your crush or something

[constellatedlove]

don’t be scared to live lovingly. compliment your friends on the little things and cheer for live bands in small cafes and leave tips when you can. tell the person you saw that you really like their shirt and write cards and letters to the people you love. make playlists for people and don’t be afraid to express your appreciation for others. life is so much better when you live it with love.

[cock-holliday]

“If this hurts my shows I’m gonna riot” “they better not cancel my favorite show” “this is so selfish I NEED this show” “what about my mental health now that they—“

So you agree. Show-writers are important to you and to the industry and should be compensated accordingly for their important work.

[best-blurst-of-times]

[ironbite4]

Teachers have tried this and are amazed when their classes don’t go feral like in the book.  It’s almost as if the book was supposed to be satire and not a treaty on the nature of humanity.

[thedarkbutbeige]

[spaceshipoftheseus]

there’s a timeskip

THERE’S A TIMESKIP

THERE’S A TIMESKIP

THERE’S A TIMESKIP

after losing control of the signal fire there’s a FUCKING TIMESKIP and when the next chapter starts everyone’s hair is several inches longer and their clothes have rotted to shreds and they’re still just kind of chilling!!!!

IT TAKES THE TERRIBLE IMPERIALISM MIND-POISONED EXCESSIVELY BRITISH BOYS IN THE ACTUAL BOOK SEVERAL MONTHS TO COMMIT A SINGLE ACT OF INTENTIONAL VIOLENCE, EVEN THE ONE (1) CHILD WRITTEN AS AN ACTUAL SOCIOPATH

AND then when they DO turn on each other it is because

THERE’S AN UNSPECIFIED WORLD WAR HAPPENING

AND A PILOT’S CORPSE CRASH LANDS ON THE ISLAND POST-DOGFIGHT AND THE CHILDREN MISTAKE THE PARACHUTE FOR A MONSTER AND SPIRAL INTO PARANOIA

BECAUSE CHILDREN INHERIT THE LEGACY AND TRAUMA OF VIOLENCE FROM THE ADULTS WAGING WAR AROUND THEM

HURR DURR IN THE REAL WORLD IT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN LIKE IN LORD OF THE FLIES -

IT DIDN’T HAPPEN THAT WAY IN LORD OF THE FLIES EITHER YOU JUST HAVEN’T READ IT SINCE HIGH SCHOOL IF EVER AND DON’T REMEMBER WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED IN THE GODDAMN BOOK

[randomslasher]

[mayfriend-archive]

#tbf the dude wrote it to be a dick

yes. yes he did. i’m also gonna direct you to the real life ‘lord of the flies’ which occured in the 1960s, when six tongan schoolboys got stranded on a desert island for over a year before being rescued by an australian fisherman (who, it should be noted, later took on all six as crewmembers because the reason they were out in the first place was because they wanted to see the world, and named his ship the Ata after the island they were stranded on). nobody died. the only injuries that occurred were accidental, and when one of the boys broke his leg falling down a cliff, the others braced it and looked after him so well that it healed perfectly. if they argued, then they would literally go to opposite sides of the island until they’d cooled off. after leaving the island, they remained friends for the rest of their lives. here’s a photo of them as adults, with their rescuer (who is third from the left) and other members of his crew.

i read about this in rutger bregman’s human kind, a book i cannot recommend highly enough, but if you don’t want to go and read a whole book about the inherent goodness of humanity (which again, you really should) then the relevant excerpt can be found here.

[mayfriend-archive]

[antique-scarecrow]

ok WOW definitely consider reading the article, these boys–Sione, Stephen, Kolo, David, Luke and Mano–showed tremendous cooperation as well as the ability to share and farm scarce resources, and to care for each other in times of sickness and injury. Not only that, by the time they were finally rescued, “the boys had set up a small commune with food garden, hollowed-out tree trunks to store rainwater, a gymnasium with curious weights, a badminton court, chicken pens and a permanent fire, all from handiwork, an old knife blade and much determination.”

They were all between the ages of 13 and 16 at the time of the shipwreck. And from the very beginning they recognized the importance of co-operation and resource-sharing–starting with sharing rainwater equally while they were adrift for 8 days without food or fresh water.

And here is an interview with one of the survivors (Sione Totau, now 73 years old)

[prokopetz]

Level 1: Prophecy proclaims that no man can kill villain; killed by woman.

Level 2: Prophecy proclaims that no weapon can harm villain; pushed down stairs and dies.

Level 3: Prophecy proclaims that villain will be brought low by no mortal hand; kicked to death by angry mob.

Level 4: Prophecy proclaims that no power on Earth shall be villain’s undoing; fatally distracted by sun in eyes.

Level 5: Prophecy proclaims that only power of laughter can defeat villain; beat up by clown.

[t-a-c]

Level **: Prophecy claims that villain cannot be killed by man nor beast, at day or night, or inside or outside. He is killed in a doorway at sunset by a half-man, half-lion (this is actual Hindu myth)

[teratorequests]

Level ???: Prophecy claims that hero cannot be killed during the day or night, nor indoors or outdoors, neither riding nor walking, not clothed and not naked, nor by any weapon lawfully made. He is killed at dusk, wrapped in a net with one foot on a cauldron and one on a goat and with a spear forged for a year during the hours when everyone is at mass.

(actual Welsh myth!)

[mikkeneko]

what i’m getting from this is that rules-lawyering is an ancient and honorable tradition

[morganoperandi]

Liminal spaces, ya’ll.

[we-are-rogue]

Aye, rules-lawyering is exactly as old as rules.

@we-are-lawyer

[xcziel]

all of these guys just failed to read the terms and conditions

[smallest-clown]

Not to obsess over Brennan Lee Mulligan’s literal Capitalist pig, but I’m really happy, both narrative wise and allegory wise, with the end that the Baron met.

Like, narrative wise he watched his brothers die for taking the easy way out, and so he “worked hard to create his empire” (a sentence a lot of capitalist use to make it seem like they did all the work themselves). He creates this empire, then locks himself in his giant house while his underpaid workers do all the work to keep his empire going for him, essentially showing that he too is taking the easy way out. He makes a mech suit so that he doesn’t have to fight as himself and spends most of the battle using the spoon to knock people over rather than fighting one on one, taking the easy way out again by not having to fight on the same level of everyone else. And that’s his downfall. People genuinely putting in the work take him down, and he meets the exact same fate as his brothers.

The perfect allegory for how capitalists use group effort to bring themselves up and claim that as their own work, and how group effort and collaboration can take down capitalism

[i-could-be-so-much-more]

I think what I love about the renaissance of Brendan Fraser is how fundamentally people, in general, are just so good. We saw a man who had been screwed over and hurt, and we said ‘this is our child now, and you will respect him, look at this wonderful little human, look at this humble man, he deserves the world’ and that is peak human, that is what is means to be a person, community and social support are so so so important, and look at him shining bruv

[3liza]

"how do i know a woman wants me to talk to her in the grocery store" are you an elderly woman with valuable information about cooking, cleaning, or saving money? if you answered no, then women do not want to talk to you in the grocery store.

[time-travel-toke-up]

These tags needed to be shared with the class.

[mysharona1987]

[liberalsarecool]

Defund the police sounds pretty sensible now.

[mistysmoore]

the duality of man, aka murph as kugrash ready to repent telling esther sinclair that it was only fair her mom turned him into a rat vs. murph as gerard insisting that everything is good and he shouldn't be a frog again

[chungledown-bimothy]

if brennan lee mulligan went on adventures with the doctor he'd 100% be in the rose camp of 'what are your pronouns and are you unionized?' to every new species he meets

[moonydustx]

So you mean the whole of Marvel's Phase 4 was about grief and what's the worst (or best) loss can bring us? I still can't believe I realized this just now rewatching Thor.

[ducktalk]

i love you dropout tv i love you game changer i love you dirty laundry i love you dimension 20 i love you play it by ear i love you make some noise i love you um actually i love you breaking news i love you college humor

[multi-fandom-nonsense]

[violentdevotion]

someone in the UK threw eggs at Charles and was arrested and has been banned from openly carrying eggs in public and has since been sent death threats but their statement on the matter was so fucking good

[counterspelling]

Endless Fantasy High

[multi-fandom-nonsense]

Not prepared to cry on this lovely morning but here we are

[thislifewasneverours]

captain K.P hob and delloso de la rue as frederic william burton’s the meeting on the turret stairs.

since my klimt rendition of these two is now outdated due to episode four I decided to make another battlemaster of ceremonies work, this time with rue in their beautiful true form!!! the meeting on the turret stairs is so so beautiful and suits them quite well I think. thank you for all the love on my previous the kiss fanart, this community is so lovely <3