Shrine to my randomness

[eniruok]

My favourite pinup girl 😍

[violarosaininfernum]

He‘s so pretty istg! 🙏💗

[pelmenya-owo]

[elibabette]

Who needs a mistletoe anyway? ✨❤️‍🔥🎄

[speakfriendaandenter]

You wanna spend your chips on these rosy lips 🎶💖

[pend4ri]

:(

[dumbnotstupidfuck]

more husk overlord fighting in s3 PLEASE hes cool as fuck

[petitprincess1]

Losin' Streak! Blake's voice is absolutely phenomenal! Like, oh my fucking god, I need to hear more songs like this from him. Also, ANGEL IS IN DRAG! YESSSS!

He's so gorgeous, my goddddd!

[hawkzeyes]

Who do you ship Clint with?

Oooh god who do I ship Clint with…

So many people honestly. Clint is one of those characters that I think just sort of… clicks with a lot of others? He has great chemistry. Mainly because he is a bit rough to deal with at first and to grow used to him is sort of.. to grow to love him. Making a lot of characters viable for a Hawkeye ship (to me at least)

Obviously some big contenders are Bobbi, Steve, Hank, Pietro, Bucky, Nat, Greer, William, and the list goes on and on. I like all sorts of complicated relationships for Clint and really if you can present to me why you like it, I’ll probably see it and shake hands because more people should kiss Clint Barton. That’s all.

[hawkguy-n-pizzadog]

Life as a hawkeye fan/stan be like:

*tries to find hawkeye on a poster with comic book heros*

*tries to find hawkeye in a selection of marvel mugs*

Tries to find hawkeye in the graphic novels section with comic books*

*Tries to find hawkeye in a store selling marvel and DC comics merch*

*tries to find hawkeye*

[multifan51]

Finding literally everyone else, including Antman, and no Hawkeye. So frustrating.

[thisyearsgirlfriend]

worst case, you’re still stuck down here :) with me :)

[monamoni]

🔥A Spectacular display of Murmuration by Starlings over Sardinia.

[zagraves]

i'm sure no one asked but here's some songs in a playlist i have for clint barton

there's a lot (102 songs in total) but here's a few that make the most sense to me: -it's only sex by car seat headrest -heaven knows i'm miserable now by the smiths -taking what's not yours by tv girl -money by the drums -new flesh by current joys -undressed by sombr -everyone adores you (at least i do) by matt maltese -radiohead by lawrence chris -can't stop by maroon 5 -i love you so by the walters -pool (NPR tiny desk version) by samia -freaking out the neighborhood by mac demarco

[k0zum3s-b310v3d]

Hawkeye is the best avenger and I’ll die on that hill. He has 11 arrows, guess what? 11 aliens down. You’re welcome. He has 100% accuracy.

[multifan51]

But it could be better. A net arrow or explosive, or hell, a putty arrow and that's 2 to 10 guys down per arrow. He's an over achiever.

[k009]

[thefreshprinceofevangelion]

this gets funnier every year 

[itstooch]

The year is 2042. Your daughter is awkwardly silent as she eats her dinner. “Something wrong sweetie?” She sighs and puts down her fork. “I was digging really deep in AO3 last night…Why didn’t you finish that coffee shop au?” It happened. Your past has come back to haunt you. Nay, it never truly left.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

U CANNOT OUTRUN UR CRIME

[leafquake23-deactivated20191022]

OKAY BUT WAIT. This has happened to me. Recently. Because I am old and I have things out there from previous fandoms with previous pseuds and one day my teenager begins a rant at me about people never finishing any WIPs on the pit of voles (which he does not call the pit of voles because he has No Knowledge of such a thing but yet he still reads on which I didn’t think anyone did any longer) and he points out an example to me of something I WROTE AND LEFT WIPing for ages and he has NO IDEA #1 that his mom wrote this and #2 How much it still haunts me to this day that it will. sit. there. for. eternity. because I am too lazy to pull it down.

[sadieb798]

oh my god

[azriona]

#why didn’t you finish cleaning your room?#IDK MOM WHY DIDN’T YOU FINISH THE RON/DRACO MERMAID AU? 

( @mrv3000 )

[thefringeperson]

Every year, this becomes both more funny, and more painful, and for both of those reasons, it should never be lost or forgotten.

[hawkeyedilemma]

i feel like the following might either do numbers or make no impact at all (leaning towards no impact) but yeah i just doodled this

closeups here

i fear they have taken over my brain. My blorbos (gender neutral) i love them so much rahh

okay im gonna go add a million tags

[jayjay-thejet-plane]

According to former russian assassins, Clint’s biceps make for the best post-mission pillows😌