Misako, watching Wu and lord Garmadon fight: Are you sure they should be fighting? What if they get hurt?
Lloyd, not bothered by the chaos: It’s fine. They’re too evenly matched to hurt each other.
Misako: Then... who’s the strongest out of you three?
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Misako: We need to distract you're father and uncle.
Lloyd: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Wu & Sensei Garmadon: *immediately begin arguing*
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Lloyd, teaching Misako to drive the ninja's faster vehicles: Okay, you're driving and Dad and Uncle Wu walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit?
Misako: Oh, definitely Wu. I could never hurt you're father.
Lloyd, massaging his temples: The brakes, Mom. You hit the brakes.
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Lloyd, holding a Wii mote with a knife attached: Are Wii gonna have a problem?
Emperor Garmadon, bringing out their switch remote with a blade: You best switch up that attitude.
Wu, in the ambulance: Wii-U! Wii-U! Wii-U!
Misako: I worry for this insane family.
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Wu: How did none of you hear what I just said?!
Lloyd: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Misako: I got distracted halfway through.
Lord Garmadon : Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
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Lloyd: I fell down the stairs today...
Emperor Garmadon: Stop falling down the stairs.
Misako: How'd the ground taste?
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Wu: Hi, could I ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire??
Lloyd: Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔
Sensei Garmadon: Why were you microwaving a lemon???
Lloyd: I read boiling lemons helps cover up up bad smells (I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges) but I didn't own any pots.
Misako: Did you burn an orange too? How???
Lloyd: Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔
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Lloyd: What if soy milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish?
Garmadon, in another room with Misako: Why can I hear screeching?
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Sensei Garmadon: Who wants to go out of the country on a road trip?
Lloyd: Yea, I could drink legally!
Misako: I can do more research!
Wu: I could hide from the consequences of my actions.
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Misako: So Wu was just using me?
Garmadon: I’m sorry, Misako.
Lloyd, trying to contain his amusement: You must feel pretty stupid right now.
Garmadon: Ok, that’s a time-out.
Lloyd: No, I was just trying to-
Garmadon: Go sit over there!
Lloyd: *walks away in defeat*
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Sensei Garmadon: For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.
Wu, Misako, & Lloyd: Okay.
Garmadon: If you don't want to die, give me all your money.
Misako: Bold of you to assume I have money.
Lloyd: Bold of you to assume I don't want to die.
Wu: Bold of you to assume I can die.