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are you gonna take me to pound town? are you gonna fuck me? (x)
HOLLANOV FIC REC
Another day, another round of beautiful fics I've enjoyed! Coincidentally the collection of A/B/O fics I set aside were all focused around unexpected/surprise heats, so that's a fun little niche to dig into! Full world BDSM AU's are still a newer concept to me, but I have to admit I am increasingly amazed at how much depth authors build into this type of world building. Each fic I read has it's own unique take on it, an inspiring crop of originality!
💖remember to kudos & comment on fics you read 💖
A/B/O / Omegaverse - Unexpected Heat
🏒 Like My Heart by oddcomet - 20k Shane's carefully-cultivated life threatens to unravel when he forgets his medication. Now he's stuck in the middle of nowhere, on the brink of a heat. zannithinks: oh this one deserves ALL the praise! What fabulous world building and vibrant characters. The plot in this takes you on such an emotional ride for the ages, this is (k)not your typical heat fic!
🏒 come closer by wonderlou - 18k Shane has a secret, and the least Ilya can do is help him keep it.
zannithinks: this was such a great exploration into going beyond an accidental heat, truly something here that just feels so rare! And the sex is insane, w.o.w.
🏒 wrap me up in your love (just don't let me fall) by writerbri / @shnehollander - 12k All at once, the cold reality of the situation hits him. Someone did this to me. - Shane is drugged by heat inducers at the club, and Ilya is there to help him through it. zannithinks: great smut and great character moments. Full of tenderness while staying grounded in the pretty terrifying situation.
🏒 what happens in vegas by kryptonian / @weteddie - 7k “You are in heat at award show? Why would you hide this? Why would you not call out sick? Are you—are you insane? You care this much about trophy?” - Shane goes into heat in Vegas zannithinks: this one balances bitchy banter and raw tenderness so well! All wrapped up in some delicious smut
🏒 dirty little secret by contrapposto / @froggy-pposto - 3k “Oh, Hollander,” Ilya sighed, cradling Shane’s face, thumbs gently stroking his freckled cheeks. “You are omega.” - Ilya helps Shane through an unexpected heat. zannithinks: hot AF with Ilya at his best being a loveable asshole
Alternate Universe - BDSM
🏒 follow me down by vividblossom (dirtymudblood) - 16k Rozanov throws his hands up in defeat and snaps, “Am trying to say; Hollander, I am Dom and I will Play with you, but you talk so fucking much I can not say this!” Shane freezes. There’s no laughter now. His stomach swoops and plummets. zannithinks: what a fantastic take on this 'verse. While it's hot AF, I actually can't get enough of the plot and world-building that accompanies it. I look forward to this story continuing as there are more Parts to come.
🏒 The Only Exception by Burningstarsdownonus / @burningstarsdownonus - 13k In a world where Doms and Subs exist, Shane Hollander is a boring, mid-level Dom who never uses his voice. Or so everyone thinks. He's actually a level 10 Sub in hiding. He's never met anyone who could drop him. That is, until Ilya Rozanov skates into his life and drops him without even noticing. zannithinks: a neat layer of complexity added to this 'verse that creates a bunch of excitement and subterfuge. The sex is hot hot hoooot!
🏒 Got a Bad Desire by Design by Clearpearls - 7k Subs don’t play in the MLH, but Shane Hollander will. - Shane Hollander falls into subdrop at World Juniors. Ilya Rozanov brings him back. zannithinks: wow OK! this fic is SO hot and yet SO gentle and caring.
more rec lists: canon/canon divergent | a/b/o + bdsm au | outsider + hayden POV | soulmates | smut
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Rolling my sleeves to shout out some of my favourite Heated Rivalry fics. I have a type and the type is digging deep and biting into the character study of it all.
Dig Two Graves by devovitsuasartes - M | 28k I could write a thesis on why I love this fic. Sometimes I think the fandom forgets that Shane is an athlete who is at the top of the league and for that he needs to be ruthless and calculative. Nailed the characterisation and Shane POV. (Warning: graphic scenes) i don’t smoke (except for when i’m missing you) by easilycherished/@easilycherished - T | 2k Was smoking while reading this and got a 4D experience. Poetry.
the awful english language by nomadsland - T | 1.7k I have the softest spots for Immigrant Ilya and dealing with languages.
we’re strangers, we’re not friends by isozyme/ @isozyme - T | 5.3k Rookie Ilya. He’s such a teenager and the author has got the bratty voice of those early years down to a T. Luchik, Darling by chaentics/@rozzed - E | 18.7k I wanted to press so many lines from this fic into a book like flowers. Gorgeous writing that explores the changing landscapes of what home means. fall in love again and again by Ehlihr (ehlihr) - M | 24.6k Timeloop fic. At some point you want to bang Shane's head and shake him by the shoulders. He Goes Through It TM. truth covered in security by lisa6 - E | 3.6k Messy and chaotic. Jealous fuckboy Ilya for the win. you know this moment, don’t you? (time is strangely calm now) by barnes_romzanov - M | 15.4 k Sometimes I like putting my heart through a cheese grater for the kick of it. (Warning: Note the tags, implied suicide) four steps to death by a_good_soldier/@agoodsoldier - T | 5.5k Gut-punching vignette into what it looks like to mourn someone and the life you lived. Malysh by theribbonsweregreen/@aslongasitsblack - M | 5.7k I am all aboard the Hollanov would not have kids train and by god does the author hit the mark on Shane being so not okay with hypothetical babies. Glint by theribbonsweregreen/@aslongasitsblack - E | 2.7k By the same author as above. Light is a character of its own and it's beautiful. It felt like I was suspended in time. it's worse to be nothing by destielpasta/@ilyapasta - T | 4k Set after Ep 5 confession. It's laced with melancholy, nostalgia and warmth and it is a sweet exploration of the uncertain. I am the private room by Anonymous - E | 9.3k I need everyone to walk with me here. Yuna/Svetlana is now my jam. I will honestly read whatever this author writes, but this deserves a very special mention. Real love makes your lungs black by Anonymous - E | 16.6k My bookmark notes say 'Shane Hollander, Ilya Rozanov and cigarettes - A Threesome' - And yeah that tracks. Us until You by chaentics/ @rozzed - M | 10.4k Svetlana character study that is just so so tangible and how the relationship between Ilya and her changes over the years. Til They Retire Your Number by technicallyverycowboy/@technicallyverycowboy - E | 17k Retirement fic. Put Shane in a torment nexus of rethinking what Hockey means to him and I'm on cloud 9. (Spoiler?: The inevitability of the conversation in chapter 4 is some of the most impactful writing I've read.)
how do you feel? by exogenesissymph/@iknowofthestarsandsea - T | 10.7k This is the first character study fic that I read in this fandom which made me crave more. It is amazing and I loved living in Shane's head and watching him navigate life through interviews and the press. Excellent Shane POV. I want to eat this fic. Don't forget to give the authors all your kudos and comments and firstborn kittens! <3
ℑ 𝔴𝔦𝔩𝔩 𝔯𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔪𝔟𝔢𝔯 𝔶𝔬𝔲. 🥀
Vampire Appreciation Week 2021 ↳ Day Six: Favorite Bite Scene → Buffy forces Angel to drink her in order to save his life ✫ “When he bites her and she’s writhing on the floor, in her full orgasm she breaks the table. They missed it. The most erotic thing I’ve ever seen on TV, and the censors missed it completely.” - Sarah Michelle Gellar, NYLON magazine, 2000 “That was one of our thinner metaphors. That, ah, you know, that was really pretty close to the surface. But you know, those two people, were so much in love that I thought it was a genuinely erotic scene, and not, you know, exploitative.” - Joss Whedon, DVD commentary
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Stargate Winter Fic Exchange: All Fics
The works for the Stargate Winter Fic Exchange have been revealed! Here’s a handy list for your reading pleasure, organized by show and ship. The few outstanding fics that haven’t been posted yet will be added as they are published.
And all the fics are all part of the Stargate Winter Fic Exchange collection on AO3 as well!
Stargate SG-1
Gen
A Losing Proposition by @samayla: Jack is just trying to find a game he can win…
Ancient One by Knill: While waiting for their ride home to be fixed, Daniel and Jack get accidentally transported to an old laboratory. They soon find themselves face to face with the reason the place looks so devoid of life.
For You I Stand by @tristarrebel: When Daniel finally snaps on a mission and refuses to listen to Jack, can the two repair their friendship and the team?
My Heart in Your Hand by babs: Sometimes the hardest thing to do is let someone else take care of you.
Worst Christmas Ever by @badstargateimagines: Jack organizes a Christmas party for the team but nothing ever goes according to plan for SG-1. Takes place circa season 2.
Daniel/Jack
A Future Built for Two by mute90: Jack really wanted to retire. He just didn’t want to retire alone.
Always Had a Feeling {For You} by devinsxdesigns: SG-1 thinks they’ve hit the jackpot when they stumble upon a civilization with naquadah and technology to share, but the mission hits a speedbump when they learn the Icrosians will only negotiate with Daniel and his - according to them - male soulmate. Daniel suggests they fake it to get the negotiations finished…but who’s faking? And who’s not?
Come Back to Me by Titti: Jack is kidnapped, but finding him and the kidnapper is only the beginning. The team must understand the why most of all.
We’ll Be Okay by Heath_E
Sam/Jack
Cold by @captain-sassy-socks: Sam struggles in the aftermath of her encounter with the Entity.
Dream of me by stargatesarah: With Sam & Jack having finally been given the go ahead to pursue a relationship, a life changing event may end their relationship before it even starts.
Eyes Closed by @love-letters-x-cardigan-sweaters
Flying Into Home by @x-wingkc: The request was an established S/J in DC. I hope that this meets the request. And I hope you all enjoy it.
Here Comes the Sun by @sententiousandbellicose: AU season 8. When a wayward wish on an alien world leaves Sam with a new baby, Jack questions just where he fits in.
I Got You by Cozzzer: Carter manages to upset the locals after accompanying SG-5 off world to investigate a mysterious device
Invisible Thread by @purplejellosg1: Jacob returns to find something’s changed between his daughter and her CO. Set in season three.
Invisible String by @captainstressed: Set during 7x13 Grace, slightly au Sam/Jack
Never Seemed So Right Before by @starrybouquet: Carter accidentally drank a truth serum on P3C-298, Jack accidentally locked himself in Carter’s quarters, and suddenly, the universe aligned. Just a little.
The Only Exception by @sorayali20 : After the events of “Upgrades,” “Divide and Conquer,” and “Beneath the Surface,” Jack and Sam have to deal with caring more about each other than they are supposed to. Gen. Hammond may have an answer for them.
Out of This World by @writingherhope: It was such a normal day, end of the world and all that, but it was her smile when he made another stupid joke. She didn’t try to hide it, like she normally did. He always liked when he could make her crack that Air Force barrier and she had to try to remain professional. That’s why he had gone to such lengths just to make her smile again.
Some things never change by @stargnusxcarter: After the victory against the Wraith, a few changes happen. But on Atlantis like on Earth, some things never change…
Talking in My Sleep by craterdweller: Sam has nightmares but Jack makes it better.
Telling Him by Sg1sjshipper: Once the door closed Daniel turned to Sam. “Have you talked to him yet?”
Wandering Goa’uld by Sg1sjshipper: Sam gets more deeply involved than she expected and leaves Jack worrying about her safety.
What Jacob Saw by @purplejellosg1: Jacob’s initial take on Sam’s relationship with Jack.
(What a day for a) daydream by @rhinohill: As the Christmas of her command on Atlantis approaches, Sam is drawn into darkness.She misses Jack more with every passing day. And for the first time, she doubts whether she made the right choice in leaving the love of her life behind, yet again, for the sake of the universe.
Sam/Janet
And Then There Were Three by @x-wingkc: This story has been something I have wanted to write, or something similar, for a very long time. z_Bohemian_Butterfly_z requested this, and I was chosen to write it for her. This has been a complete honor to do so. I was scared to ever try a F/F story. I don’t know why. But you gave me the chance I have wanted, and I stepped out of my fear. I hope what I have created for you is what you were looking for. This has been a wonderful journey for me to take as a writer and as a woman. I did a lot of research for this story, and asked many questions to my superstar betas. I wanted to be as accurate as I could. I hope that I achieved that.
Sam/Daniel
Permission to wake up by Lilly_C: Sam kept this “If we go back to the planet, I’m giving that Princess a piece of my mind,” thought to herself because she knew deep down that it wasn’t at all helpful to Daniel in his current state but it, a good old fashioned shouting match and fist fight, would make her feel better.
Daniel/Jonas
Maybe The Sun Will Stay Up For Once by @deltatime: Jonas and Daniel’s relationship from early season 7 to post-Ark of Truth when Daniel takes Jonas to Atlantis. Jonas thinks Atlantis and Daniel are equally fun.
Daniel/Vala, Daniel/Vala/Jack
A New Home by @badstargateimagines: When Daniel’s life is endangered, he, Jack and Vala seek refuge on a planet in the new galaxy. A year later and they’re settled in just fine.
Stargate Atlantis
Gen
drive by @nonbinaryezrabridger: When the Daedalus is pulled into an alternate universe without warning, Sam and her crew discover a wraith plot that could destroy not only their universe, but also the fabric of space time itself. Sam tasks Team Sheppard with a mission that could save them all. Teyla and her team members are desperate to return to their universe, where Torren is waiting for his mother and her teammates who have become his adoptive parents. [aka this action plot is really just an excuse to write my vision of team sheppard living a happy domestic life while co parenting Torren]
Showers by devinsxdesigns: Earth has some weird traditions, and they bring some of them to Atlantis, even amongst the chaos.
Stargate Winter Fic Exchange by @let-the-whump-commence: Ronon winds up in the cafeteria after a nightmare, and is joined by his friends who suffer from the same ailment.
Tell Me Where It Hurts by Kimber: Ronon is injured on an away mission. Carson is not happy how Ronon avoids post-mission check up
McShep
gabriel’s law by @the-arya-silvertongue: It never gets easier, no matter how many times John has done it. It will still be the same blue eyes, the same look of betrayal right before they close. It never gets easier, but he is Rodney’s only hope, and John has always known that he is destined to damn the whole universe in a bargain for one man.
idle hands by @capfalcon: Atlantis, apparently, is under a prank war.
Nothing to See by @perhapsapremise: John and Rodney, from the perspective of another crew member
Theme of a Soul Bond by melagan: As a result of an off-world ritual, John and Rodney become more connected than they ever imagined.
Sparky
I Can See Clearly Now by @sorayali20 : After the events in “The Storm/The Eye,” Elizabeth and John do some rethinking about their relationship.
Ronon/Teyla/Rodney/John, John/Todd
John Sheppard Gave Me Back My Life by Zabbers: John had known hunger. He’d known thirst. He’d wandered, lost, the sun beating down, too stubborn to admit that he was lost, thinking he could save—people, the day, anything. If forced to explain himself, he’d say that he hadn’t seen it as a choice. When he fell through the Stargate, he was in need of rescue as much as he’d needed to do the rescuing.
Crossovers
McShep, Daniel/Jack
Under the Ice by @goddess47: It was just John’s luck to have to travel to the ends of the Earth to find his Guide.
Sparky, Sam/Jack
Some things never change by @stargnusxcarter: After the victory against the Wraith, a few changes happen. But on Atlantis like on Earth, some things never change…
Thank you all for your wonderful writing, we’ve had a lot of fun!
(p.s. I tried to mention the tumblr handles I could find for our authors. But if yours isn’t tagged and you’d like to be, just let me know and I’ll add you! -starrybouquet)
Don’t wait. If you see something, say something.
well this is amazing and everyone needs to see it
Angel: my advice is to think about it
Buffy: The last thing I need is to be psychoanalyzed by a vampire.
Angel: It's being a vampire that gives me some insight. You don't live among humans for a couple of centuries without learning something about their peculiar habits.
Favorite ship quotes? Mine are “I remember everything” (u know who) and “Always and forever”.
“It made me feel alive”
“I remember everything”
“I think i’m in love with you” “you think or you know?” “I know. I’ve known it since you kissed me and maybe even before that”
“So the point of this long run on sentence that’s been the last ten years of our lives is, for me, the simple act of being in love with you is enough for me.”
“I can’t lose the way I feel about you”
“I love you, I picked you. ANd no matter what happens, it’s the best choice i’ve ever made.”
“You know what I would say? I met a girl, we talked all night. It was epic. Then the sun came up, and reality set in. Well this is reality, right here.”
“I loved him more than I have ever loved anything in my life”
“In 243 years I have loved exactly one person”
“This isn't some fairy tale. When I kiss you... you don't wake up from a deep sleep and live happily ever after.” No... when you kiss me, I wanna die.”
“When I look into the future, all I want is you.” “I know the feeling”
“There has to be a way we can still see each other.” “There is. Tell me you don’t love me.”
““YOU’RE GONNA FORGET ME.” “I WON’T. NO, I WON’T. I WON’T.” “LYDIA, YOU WILL. JUST TRY TO FIND SOME WAY TO REMEMBER ME, OKAY? REMEMBER HOW YOU WERE THE FIRST GIRL I EVER DANCED WITH? OR HOW I HAD A CRUSH ON YOU FRESHMAN YEAR? SOPHOMORE YEAR? JUNIOR YEAR? REMEMBER HOW YOU SAVED MY LIFE?” “YOU SAVED MY LIFE, TOO.” “JUST REMEMBER. REMEMBER I LOVE YOU.”
“Because you’re so beautiful when you cry”
“I didn’t say it back” “You didn’t have to”
“I hope I didn’t hurt you when I ended things” “Who said it’s over?”
“I know where I wanna be in 10 years. Do you?” “ I wanna be with you”
“Where to?” “Wherever you are.”
“I loved you more than I ever thought I could love anybody. Maybe that was the problem.”
“The hardest thing I ever had to do, was trying to stay away from you”
“However long it takes”
I could keep going, but there’s a few!
YOU CAN’T SAY SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR AND DAVID BOREANAZ ARE BAD ACTORS WHEN THIS SCENE EXISTS!!!!
Ships I Sail
#25- Deckerstar
Aren’t these two just so cute together? I love them so much.
That’s it. That’s all I have to say. I love their love. It’s adorable.
annoying wacky sidekicks who only exist to elevate the hero are OUT. two equally moronic goofs who both think of each other as the sidekick and themselves as the voice of reason when in fact they're a double helping of dumbass are IN.
#two halves of a whole idiot is my favourite dynamic
“Enjoying a sunset on some rollerblades with your dog and horse.”
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and the beautiful authors who give it to us. you are a treasure.
oh. maybe. maybe this it. maybe that’s the problem.
writers:
break up your paragraphs. big paragraphs are scary, your readers will get scared
fuuuuck epithets. “the other man got up” “the taller woman sat down” “the blonde walked away” nahhh. call them by their names or rework the sentence. you can do so much better than this (exception: if the reader doesn’t know the character(s) you’re referring to yet, it’s a-okay to refer to them by an identifying trait)
blunette is not a thing
new speaker, new paragraph. please.
“said” is such a great word. use it. make sweet love to it. but don’t kill it
use “said” more than you use synonyms for it. that way the use of synonyms gets more exciting. getting a sudden description of how a character is saying something (screaming, mumbling, sighing) is more interesting that way.
if your summary says “I suck at summaries” or “story better than summary” you’re turning off the reader, my dude. your summary is supposed to be your hook. you gotta own it, just like you’re gonna own the story they’re about to read
follow long sentences w short ones and short ones w long ones. same goes for paragraphs
your writing is always better than you think it is. you just think it’s bad because the story’s always gonna be predicable to the one who’s writing it
i love u guys keep on trucking
yes!!!
This is just great advice generally. And has been taken on board by me!!
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