schwiizerdütsch

text posts translated into swiss german

[mundart-ch]

sali zäme!

this is a blog where I translate funny posts into swiss german (lucerne dialect, mostly)

this langfocus video is a pretty good overview of swiss german grammar

feel free to send me things to translate! preferrably something funny i will take the freedom to not translate if it's too long or i don't wanna spread the content or if it has puns that are difficult to carry over

it may sometimes happen that reblogs intended for my personal blog end up here; sorry about that

the frequency of queued posts may vary sometimes; i want some amount of queue but also i don't want to wait for ages to have something posted

this blog is intended for mature audiences. partially in the sense that it may contain naughty words sometimes, but also in the sense that you can read a post that talks about a bad thing and not immediately go on a crusade against op & rebloggers. (i'm not a cop about age restrictions tho, just don't be an ass)

bigotry is not accepted here

[gavamont]

There once was a wizard of garlic

Who was true to her drives and her target

Both to make tasty bread

And make vampires dead

Endeavors diverse, but goals both heroic

[translatingpoststoyiddish]

וועגן א קנאָבל־מכֿשפֿה וועל איך מעלדן

אמאָל איז זי אמתֿ צום ציל און באגערן

אז זי זאָל באקן באַטעמטע ברויט

און זאָל מאכֿן די וואַמפירן טויט

ברייטע פראָיעקטן, ביידע צילן פֿון העלדן

‮(הערה: מיר האָבן רעדאקטירט די ערשטע ליניע כדי צו מאכֿן זי זיך גראמען מיט דער לעצטער ליניע)

[mundart-ch]

d'magierin wo met chnobli

de pruef uusüebt ond au s'hobi

ferfäineret broot

macht vampiire toot

so felfältig we de globi

[naturalpr3y]

My understanders will Understand me

[textpostscymraeg]

Bydd fy neallwyr yn fy Neall i

[translatingpostsintolatin]

Mei intellectores me Intellegent

[mundart-ch]

mini ferschteeèr ferschtönd mech

[shinyeternatus]

they want you to care more about 'job' than yuri... don't fall for this scam

[textpostscymraeg]

maen nhw eisiau i ti feddwl mwy am 'swydd' na yuri... peidiwch â llyncu'r sgam hon

[translatingpostsintolatin]

magis volunt vos 'officium' curare quam yuri... nolite hac fraude falli

[mundart-ch]

si wend das du dech mee om din 'pruef' kömmerisch also om yuri... ghei ned ine of de bschess

[real-language-facts]

thoughts on Latin?

a shame it was hunted to extinction though i do wonder whta the meat tasted like

[mundart-ch]

anonüüm het gfroogt:

was tänksch öber latiinisch?

ächti-schproochfakte het gantwortet:

schaad dases dor jagt uusgrottet worde n esch aber ech be gwondrig wei s'fläisch gschmöckt het

[i-am-a-fish]

new game called hi

it's really easy to play

I'll go first!

hi :)

[translatingpostsintolatin]

novus ludus ave appellatus

lusu facillimus est

ego incipiam!

ave :)

[mundart-ch]

nöis schpeeli wo hoi häisst

s'esch ganz äifach

ech foon aa!

hoi :)

[sailorbrazil]

thursday..... and i bet you wish you were her

[oldenglishtextposts]

þuresdæg..... and ic wene þæt wyscst þu hi sie

[mundart-ch]

donschtig..... ond ech wette du wäärsch gäärn sii

[dragongirlsweetie]

little bit of advice: if you can't tell if a post online is a joke, you should always assume that it is not a joke and the op is either an idiot with an inflated ego or is lying on purpose for malicious reasons. in both cases the best course of action is to aggressively correct them and insult them, maybe even threaten to kill them

[dragongirlsweetie]

the buddha taught this

[mundart-ch]

en chliine rootschlaag: wennt ned wäisch öb en of-de-linie-pfoschte en wetz esch, de sötsch emmer aanää das es käne esch & de originaalpföschtler entweder en idioot medeme uufploosne ego esch oder us böösartige grönd absechtlech lüüge tuet. i bäidne fäll esch s'beschte ferhalte wennt si tosch agressiif korrigiere ond beläidige, felecht sogar e morddrooig mache

das hed de buddha biiproocht

[blckgirlacid]

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

[mundart-ch]

ech bruuch mini schräägi ziit eläi oder ech werd explodiere

[rpfisfine]

I’m the first and last person in my bloodline with a tumblr blog

[textpostscymraeg]

fi yw'r cyntaf a'r olaf yn fy llinach gyda blog tumblr

[translatingpoststoyiddish]

איך בין דער ערשטער און דער לעצטער מענטש אין מיין אפשטאם וואס האט א טומבלר־בלאג

[mundart-ch]

erschti ond letschti persoon i mim schtammbaum wone tumblr-blog hed

[glitterypopcorn]

that? oh thats the mysterious bruise i got thursday , #mybruise

[textpostscymraeg]

hwnna? o dyna'r clais dirgel ges i ddydd iau , #fynghlais

[translatingpostsintolatin]

ista? ah contusio arcana est quae die iovis paruit , #meacontusio

[mundart-ch]

das? jo das esch de mischteriöös blaui fläck woni sedem donnschtig ha #minblauefläck

[woman-becomer]

I shower like a real pervert. hot water, lathering myself in soap. sometimes I'm even naked

[translatingpoststomarathi]

मी खरं pervert सार्क आंघोळ कर्ते. गरम पाणी, स्वतःला साबणाने माखताना. कधी कधी नागडा पण आसतो

[translatingpostsintolatin]

ut vere impudica lavor. aqua calda, me oleo fricans. interdum nuda quidem sum

[mundart-ch]

ech dusche wene rechtige perwersling. häisses wasser, do mech i duschmettel iiriibe, mängisch beni sogar nakt

[toskarinfr]

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

[mundart-ch]

s'mues sech huere guet aafüüle en prenz för sini onhöflechkäit z'ferwönsche wäärend du oni grond als alti frau ferchläidet besch

[kosmogrl]

[translatingpoststoyiddish]

״דאס וועטער״ איז נישט קיין סתם שמועס. דאס וועטער איז שיין און סודותֿפֿול. מיר זענען נישט אפֿילו גרייט צו שמועסן וועגן די וואלקנס

[mundart-ch]

"s'wätter" esch ned läärs gschwätz. s'wätter esch riisig, schöön ond mischteriöös. mer send nie wörkli parat zom öber d'wolke rede

[a-book-of-creatures]

Weh

[a-book-of-creatures]

No matter what you might think of yourself, there are people who care about you and are doing things to help you, and every now and then you will have to realize that

[mundart-ch]

wää

egal wie du öber dech tänksch, es ged lüüt wo dech gäärn hend ond sache möched zom dech onderschtötze, ond aponzue mos der das klaar wäärde

[microraptorhours]

does anyone else think about how the versions of languages we speak rn will be considered archaic in the future + historians will translate our poetry into some new beautiful form + this is because everything goes on + on + on + on forever

[mundart-ch]

dönder au dröber nochetänke das üsi höttige schproochversioone i de zuekomft werded archaaisch sii + histooriker üsi poesii i schööni nöiji forme werded öbersetze + das esch so wel alles wiiter + wiiter + wiiter + wiiter goot

[themoonandmyman]

I haven’t said anything interesting in a long while. this will continue

[textpostscymraeg]

dydw i ddim wedi dweud unrhyw beth diddorol ers talwm. bydd hyn yn parhau

[translatingpostsintolatin]

nihil iucundi longum per tempus non dixi. id perseverabit

[translatingpoststoyiddish]

איך זאג שוין לאנג נישט קיין אינטערעסאנטס. דאס וועט אנגיין

[mundart-ch]

ech ha scho lang nüt me intressants gsäit. das werd so wiitergoo