This is 100% my favorite thing I’ve ever seen on television. Seriously, if you haven’t seen this interview, you’re blowing it. It’s the most hilarious, real thing that’s ever happened in late night television history.
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This is 100% my favorite thing I’ve ever seen on television. Seriously, if you haven’t seen this interview, you’re blowing it. It’s the most hilarious, real thing that’s ever happened in late night television history.
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Oh. My god. Don’t even get me started on how much bullshit this is.
People have spanked their children for thousands of years. Millions upon millions of people were spanked as children and there’s not a thing wrong with them. It’s called teaching a child that there are negative consequences to making bad choices.
There’s a difference between spanking and hitting/abusing your child, people.
Not all children can comprehend reason.
The lack of discipline and teaching that there are consequences for actions is the reason so many kids are growing up thinking they can get away with anything these days.
Spanking a child is NOT the same thing as abuse! For pete’s sake, people. LEARN THE DIFFERENCE.
I’m sorry but why the fuck is the redneck one in there?
stop appropriating hillbilly culture
Because stereotypes are stereotypes, no matter how much in the majority or minority the people they involve are. Culture is culture, no matter how large or small. Judging or pigeonholing anyone by where they’re from, what they sound like, or how they dress is wrong. Plain and simple.
When you have an entire story written in your head and wish it would just write itself already:
OMG, yessss.
Take a moment and think. If the Pokemon Go app connects to the core games then your pokemon can now have actual locations on their information card. “Travelled through time and space from Africa” “Caught in Dallas, Texas” And each pokemon can have a REAL LIFE story to it. “Originally met in Paris” “I caught this Beldum when me and my family went to Paris for the summer. We were walking to go to the Eiffel Tower when my GoPlus vibrated. I took a detour down this random street and found the Beldum in this little cafe around the corner. My parents made fun of me for getting so distracted but it turned out OK because that cafe actually had the most amazing Cupcakes I’ve ever had in my life. See? Here’s a picture of the cafe and there’s me holding up my GoPlus! That’s why I named my Beldum Garcon”
im gonna catch all my pokemon in my bedroom and in the fridge bc when the fuck am i gonna go to paris
George Weasley did not celebrate his twenty first birthday. When his mother had sent him an owl inviting him back to The Burrow, all she got back were the words “I can’t blow out the candles alone.” He hasn’t celebrated a birthday since then.
It took George almost two years of therapy before he had the strength to re open Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes. He designed a new line of products for the reopening, Trigger Charms that would temporarily block out your senses when a trigger was detected, No Nightmare Nougat, Lethargy Lollipops, etc. Eventually Ron decided that being an auror was too stressful for him, and George offered him a job. It got easier to run once he had a brother with him.
Life slowly got easier, George’s business was booming, his family didn’t have to worry about money as much. Nieces and nephews started cropping up. George reconnected with Angelina and after a few years of dating they wound up getting married. It was harder picking a best man with Fred gone, but George managed. When Angelina gave birth his son, it was all too easy to pick a name.
One day George was sitting at the table explaining to Fred II how fainting fancies worked, Fred looked up and asked,
“Dad, when is your birthday?”
“Oh, in about a week,” George replied glancing at the calendar.
“Are you going to have a party?”
“No, a don’t really do birthday parties.”
“Aw, c’mon! You have to have a party!”
“Okay, I’ll have one on one condition, you have to help me blow out the candles.”
A week later for the first time since George was twenty, Fred and George blew out the birthday candles together.
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ryuutank:
alright who’s gonna help me assassinate Vic mignogna
Seriously person, get a grip.
The amount of positive responses to this post worries me; are the idiotic children of tumblr truly this out of touch with reality that they’re willing to joke about killing someone? To the point of, to paraphrase one response, staking out his home and conventions? Seriously?
I do hope you realize, little children (for that’s precisely what you are), that you CAN go to jail for saying things such as this. If the wrong (or, rather, RIGHT) person were to see that post or to turn it in to the police, you could go to jail and be brought up on charges of Conspiracy to Commit Murder. Every single one of you who’s responded to this in a “helpful” or positive way could, and would, be charged with that very thing. This is not a joke. This is not funny. This is illegal and absolutely serious..
Have you ever thought about how Harry wasted a huge opportunity when he dropped the Resurrection Stone in the Forbidden Forest?
Okay just imagine if he had kept it.
He dies, comes back, defeats Voldemort…
Only now there are over one-hundred people who have died in just The Battle of Hogwarts alone. Not to mention all of those names that were read on the radio throughout the year. (And everyone else who died before then.)
So the Golden Trio gets this idea…
They quickly spread the word and pretty soon, Harry sets up a room in Hogwarts with nothing in it but a desk and a chair. He sits in the chair behind the desk and calls people into the room one at a time.
Harry insists that the Weasleys be the first to enter. And so George walks in, puffy-eyed but smiling, and asks Harry what the big secret is.
Harry then plops an ordinary pebble into George’s hand.
George is very confused until he hears his name being whispered from behind him. George turns and of course there’s Fred. And the two twins are able to properly say goodbye to one another.
Harry then allows the entire Weasley family to come in and they all huddle around Fred’s spirit and are able to say goodbye. And of course Mrs. Weasley drags Harry out from behind the desk and he joins the family hug.
Are you crying yet?
Because I am.
But let’s keep going.
Mrs. Weasley’s hand brushes against the stone and Fabian and Gideon appear to say goodbye to their sister.
After the Weasleys finally leave, Harry brings Dennis in so that he can say goodbye to Colin.
Harry then individually brings in the family member(s) of the unnamed one-hundred students who died during the Battle of Hogwarts.
Harry then brings in Luna so that she can say goodbye to her mother.
He brings in pretty much all of Hogwarts so that they can say goodbye to Cedric.
He brings in Aberforth so that he can say goodbye to Albus and Ariana.
He brings in those who want to say goodbye to Snape.
He brings in Kreacher so that he can say goodbye to Regulus.
He brings in the rest of the house-elves so that they can say goodbye to Dobby.
And when Harry is done letting everyone else say goodbye to their loved ones, he closes his hand around the stone.
The first one to appear is a beautiful white owl who flies over to Harry and allows herself to be affectionately petted.
Then of course the others appear, just as they did in the Forbidden Forest on that fateful night. Harry doesn’t talk to them for too long, he’s grown up a lot since the Mirror of Erised, but he is able to make peace with his loved ones’ sacrifices.
And even then, he still keeps the stone.
He doesn’t use it again. Not personally, anyway. In fact, he stores it in a dusty box on the mantel in his house. He doesn’t use it. But he doesn’t forget it, either. Because he needs it for one last task.
And when the boy with the turquoise hair is old enough to understand, Harry gently sits him down and places a stone in his hand.
And Teddy Lupin meets Remus and Nymphadora.
Right in the feels.
I was able to hold it in until I got to Hedwig. Lost it at the owl.
AHHHHH I'm not crying you're crying
For once, I’ll actually do the thing.
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Question about Bernie Sanders
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emfindingfitness:
And like this is a real question I’m not trying to be sassy so if somebody could answer it really that would be awesome Everybody seems to really like Bernie Sanders but all that I’ve seen of his are like tweets that say like “racism is bad” “college is expensive” and really general problems, which are obviously factual and it would be great if someone had a plan to end racism and make college cheaper or minimum wage livable. But the thing is I haven’t seen a plan. I see those statements but I haven’t seen “college is expensive and this is what I’m going to do about it” If somebody who is more politically aware than me has some examples I would really appreciate it, otherwise I think we as voters need to wise up
Here’s a great website heavily detailing everything that Bernie has a position on, which is pretty much everything even remotely relevant: http://feelthebern.org/
When it comes down to his focus on issues for the election, go here: https://berniesanders.com/issues/
His wonderful racial justice plan can be found here: https://berniesanders.com/issues/racial-justice/
And over here is his plan for free public university tuition, the College for All Act, mostly paid for via a 0.5% tax on stock market transactions: http://www.sanders.senate.gov/download/collegeforallsummary/?inline=file and full bill text here: https://www.congress.gov/bill/114th-congress/senate-bill/1373/text
The reason you probably haven’t seen much of his plans on anything is because the media wants to silence him. His plans make sense, and if everyone in this country had a quick lesson about Bernie and his plans for 30 minutes, then he would win by a massive landslide.
Let me know if you have any other Bernie questions!
http://www.isidewith.com/ This is also a handy little tool if you’re not certain who you DO want to vote for. It helps break things down for you, issue by issue, and tells you who you side with in accordance to how many issues you agree on.
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munofthebronzeguardian:
You can get your learner’s permit starting at 16 here. (Wooow. That’s…that’s pretty bad, yeah.) >.< Ooph. =pats= Geez, what idiot put that in her head that it was a good idea? Sheez.
Exactly! So long as you get the same results, what’s it sodding matter?!
// Ayup. It was… not fun. But that’s how she taught people. A lot of people drive like that here.
The system just sucks. Grumble grumble.
That’s just...weird... Not to mention hard on the car. :\
Ye, it do, indeed.
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munofthebronzeguardian:
flammesfatales:
// Ahhh, okay! That makes sense. We dun have that (I don’t think DX)
The system sucks with those things! Eugh, I hate it. And it’s always the way they want and not the way that it should be and makes sense.
I was 19 before I got my license. Combination of stupid decisions and just not being ready for it because of my anxiety issues. I suppose there’s so many options to make sure as many people as possible can drive? I ‘unno.
I know, right? It’s bloody stupid and drives me bonkers.
// Here you can only get your license once you turn 17, I think? A lot of people get it in their twenties. I had the unfortunate circumstances of have an instructor who lost her teaching license because she was so crap (if you become an instructor, you have three attempts to keep your teaching license, and she failed all three.) So, I have a lot of things I learnt from her that just.. you don’t do on the roads, which I have to unlearn. @-@ (Like putting on the parking break when you stop at a red light)
Agreed! I’m one of those people that just, let me do it my way and it works just as well as yours. But noooooo.
You can get your learner’s permit starting at 16 here. (Wooow. That’s...that’s pretty bad, yeah.) >.< Ooph. =pats= Geez, what idiot put that in her head that it was a good idea? Sheez.
Exactly! So long as you get the same results, what’s it sodding matter?!
flammesfatales:
munofthebronzeguardian:
High Schools have Driver’s Ed courses, and there’s some “schools” that teach the same basic thing off on their own, too. Or you can just learn by experience out of school, like I did, and do your tests at the DMV.
Yeaah. He had this checklist of stuff he wanted us to do of before, during, and after you start the car and he said we weren’t allowed to have said checklist on our desks while we took the test, so a lot of the class would just have it in their lap or face-up on top of their books beside their desks or something… We had to get all of the checklist items right before he’d let us in one of the cars… I refused to cheat and genuinely tried to get it from memory. By the time I finally got it, I wouldn’t have clocked enough hours of experience, even if I did the simulators he had when I wasn’t out driving, and so I had to be removed from the class and put in another study period instead of Driver’s Ed. =shrug= Stupid double standards “don’t cheat!” but punish the ones who refuse to. =huff=
// Ahhh, okay! That makes sense. We dun have that (I don’t think DX) The system sucks with those things! Eugh, I hate it. And it’s always the way they want and not the way that it should be and makes sense.
I was 19 before I got my license. Combination of stupid decisions and just not being ready for it because of my anxiety issues. I suppose there’s so many options to make sure as many people as possible can drive? I ‘unno.
I know, right? It’s bloody stupid and drives me bonkers.
flammesfatales:
munofthebronzeguardian:
I had to do that, too, actually. o.o Have the written test then the practical test- at least when you go through the actual DMV rather than doing it at school.
I had to go it at the DMV because I refused to cheat on the test the high school instructor had us complete before he’d let us in the cars. T_T;;
// We don’t have schools that do it, that I’m aware of??? Maybe we do (probably) but it’s not a common practice here.
Cheating is bad! I would have done the same. Tho atm I would love to cheat.
High Schools have Driver’s Ed courses, and there’s some “schools” that teach the same basic thing off on their own, too. Or you can just learn by experience out of school, like I did, and do your tests at the DMV.
Yeaah. He had this checklist of stuff he wanted us to do of before, during, and after you start the car and he said we weren’t allowed to have said checklist on our desks while we took the test, so a lot of the class would just have it in their lap or face-up on top of their books beside their desks or something... We had to get all of the checklist items right before he’d let us in one of the cars... I refused to cheat and genuinely tried to get it from memory. By the time I finally got it, I wouldn’t have clocked enough hours of experience, even if I did the simulators he had when I wasn’t out driving, and so I had to be removed from the class and put in another study period instead of Driver’s Ed. =shrug= Stupid double standards “don’t cheat!” but punish the ones who refuse to. =huff=