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reminiscing fondly on the layout of the Whalley Range Tesco Express

three pints in googling carlos sainz full bush

rebecca black was right. It’s Friday

The key to writing good fanfiction is to harbor a deeply humiliating desire, and the trick there is that even pretty basic and societally-accepted desires like “being held” and “being wanted” CAN and WILL be humiliating if they’re intense enough. Become so estranged from human connection that the idea of someone playing with your hair fills you with yearning so deep you feel like you’re going to throw up and you will write some banger fanfiction. It might have some other consequences too but idrk about that.

just got BCC'd into an email from my boss to another boss, and the email ended "this cannot happen again. have a nice weekend" 😱 I loooooove this shit

kadejokyr

me and bestie after killing the meowst exalted vocalist!!!

i-fuck-audis

MY FUCKING CAR

cuppydogshane

the unstoppable force is tonguing the immovable object and it seems to be enjoying the experience

#griddlehark

the library is closed for refurbishment and to be completely honest i've not been taking it well

so humbling being 29 and just as down bad for a freaky looking man as i was fifteen years ago. it was bad enough posting after school about a rich man who looks weird. now i'm posting about a different but equally weak-chinned rich man between teams messages

#i am normal about jv

got bored of torturing the team principal now i just want him to be happy. good thing is it's race week so my torture battery will most likely be refilled by sunday evening

#ambrose's f1 tag #i am normal about jv

for sure 100% there is a human turd on the pavement behind the ribs of beef

#Norwich