Tarot Readings Open

Morgana she/her

[numberfiveandahalf]

UPDATE

Once again back from the dead! For those who don't know me my name is Mace, and I am the creator behind @numberfiveman and a few other small associated side blogs. If you were wondering what happened to me or were worried about my I appreciate it, but in reality life got busy and these accounts started to really wear me out despite how much fun they were. Now I find myself in a much better place and yearning to do some sort of new character or project here on Tumblr again.

Where to find me now

Im going to be retiring number 5 and the other blogs, I've tried to resurrect them in the past but I don't have any interest in continuing those stories anymore. Instead I've started a new blog, so if you're a fan or number 5 or weird, in character roleplay blogs then you can find me at @interdimensional-inconvenience

Any support or interaction with the new blog is greatly appreciated. You guys are all wonderful, and I'm greatful I got to be apart of such a cool community

See you around, Mace

[muppetmystic]

Beach episode reading for @psychedelic-charm

King of Curses (Cups): Over the next two weeks, the King of Curses arrives as a steadying force in turbulent emotional waters. His presence marks a time when you'll be called to act with calm wisdom, especially in situations that stir strong feelings, your own or others. Rather than reacting impulsively, you'll find power in restraint, mastering your emotions without denying them. Relationships may test your patience or boundaries, but the King of Curses reminds you that compassion and control are not opposites, they are allies. This is your moment to guide others through storms without losing your own center, becoming both anchor and lighthouse.

[muppetmystic]

*þe old words on þe page erase, and new ones appear*

Hello, I have never really know any Shatonik religion, in þe slightest really, I've only heard of þe Islam religion and þe Christian religion, but I'm looking to find out about more Shatonik religions! So, might I be granted a, uh, tarot(?) card reading, if þat's what it's called.

Oh I'd be happy to sweetie! Cartomancy and tarot readings are not tied into any one religion and tend to be more generally spiritual in nature, with some people using tarot and astrology in tandem...

Past- Campion (Knight) of Cups Reversed: The reversed Champion of Cups suggests a time of emotional instability or misdirection. You may have been led by feelings that were intense but unclear, chasing ideals that didn’t fully align with reality. This energy can reflect emotional escapism, inconsistent romantic behavior, or difficulty maintaining emotional boundaries. Whether it came from yourself or someone close to you, this reversed Champion points to a need to heal from emotional confusion or disappointment, especially where heart-led choices clouded your inner balance.

Present- The Emperor: Now, you're stepping into a space of strength, structure, and self-mastery. The Emperor brings clarity where there was once confusion you may be organizing your life, setting boundaries, or stepping into a leadership role. This is a time to reclaim control, not through rigidity, but through wise, grounded decision-making. Where emotions once ran unchecked, now you're building foundations that last. There’s a call to own your power and shape your world with confidence and integrity.

Future- Ace of Wands: Looking ahead, the Ace of Wands signals a burst of energy and new potential. This is a spark of an idea, opportunity, or passion project ready to take form. It may come as a moment of inspiration or a bold inner urge to act. After a period of emotional chaos and structural grounding, you’re now being handed the fire to create something fresh. This could be a creative venture, a spiritual awakening, or even a renewed drive in your personal life. The key is to act on it, as the energy is there but it needs your will to grow.

You’ve begun a steady shift from emotional turbulence to grounded strength, and now you're ready to ignite something new. Trust your vision, take the lead, and act on the spark.

[muppetmystic]

hello, goo again! i was wondering if i could get one of the 3 card readings, if that’s alright! the single one u drew for me seemed pretty accurate, so…

Of course dear, let's see what the cards have in store for you!

Past- Eight of Swords Reversed: The Eight of Swords reversed indicates a period of mental liberation or freedom from self-imposed limitations. You likely experienced a shift in mindset where you were able to break free from restrictive thoughts, fear, or patterns of self-doubt. This card suggests that you’ve previously overcome a mental prison, you were able to release old fears or beliefs that were holding you back, which allowed you to regain a sense of personal autonomy.

Present- Eight of Cups: Right now, the Eight of Cups suggests you are in a period of emotional transition or withdrawal. This card often points to a decision to leave something behind be it a situation, relationship, or phase of life in search of something more fulfilling. You may be feeling that what once brought you comfort, or security is no longer aligned with your deeper emotional needs, It could be difficult, but it's a necessary step toward finding more meaning in your life.

Future- Justice: Looking ahead, the Justice card brings an energy of balance, fairness, and accountability. In the future, you’ll likely face a situation where you need to confront the truth, make a decision based on fairness, or restore harmony through clear, balanced action. The truth will come to light, and you will be asked to act with integrity and fairness, both to yourself and others.

This spread suggests that you’re on a path of self-discovery, and though you may be leaving behind old emotional baggage or comfort zones, your future is aligned with balance and integrity.

[muppetmystic]

do you do funerals

Of course! and I do any sort of rites you'd want as well. I could sit and list them but they're mostly the same religions as marriages

[muppetmystic]

hi hi hiiii

wowie u do weadings

can 666kun have one pls

¿

Of course, dear! I can do catholic/dark catholic wedding, ulc union, a scientologist wedding, nondenominational Christian wedding, a Vivaha Sanskar, a Chuppah, a Vivah, a handfasting, or a clown union. Who would this be with?

[666kuun]

wowie!!!!!!

666kun isnt wooking to get mawwied though (;つД｀)

hey maybe 666kun shouwd do a weading 4 u (*･ω･*)

[muppetmystic]

Oh? And who do you suppose I should be married to dearie? I believe I'm a bit too old for most of the folks here...

[666kuun]

ask da peopwes in super hewww!!

[muppetmystic]

...well dears? It feels like a silly thing to ask but I have to oblige

[muppetmystic]

hi hi hiiii

wowie u do weadings

can 666kun have one pls

¿

Of course, dear! I can do catholic/dark catholic wedding, ulc union, a scientologist wedding, nondenominational Christian wedding, a Vivaha Sanskar, a Chuppah, a Vivah, a handfasting, or a clown union. Who would this be with?

[666kuun]

wowie!!!!!!

666kun isnt wooking to get mawwied though (;つД｀)

hey maybe 666kun shouwd do a weading 4 u (*･ω･*)

[muppetmystic]

Oh? And who do you suppose I should be married to dearie? I believe I'm a bit too old for most of the folks here...

[muppetmystic]

because my friend micki did it, i would like a mind, spirit and body reading!

Sure thing hon, let me see what I can get for you...

🧠 Mind- Two of Cups Reversed: This card often points to unresolved emotional issues that are weighing heavily on the mind. You may be overthinking or feeling misunderstood, and it's likely that some key emotional needs are not being met. The challenge here is to reconcile these differences, whether internally or externally, and to work toward rebuilding harmony in your relationships or with your own thoughts.

💪 Body- Six of Wands: Physically, the Six of Wands brings a positive, celebratory energy, you’re likely experiencing a period of recognition and success. Whether it's from your efforts at work, in fitness, or simply the way you carry yourself, your physical form is thriving. You may be receiving validation from others for the hard work you've put in, however, be careful not to become overly prideful or neglect further self-care.

❤️ Spirit- King of Wands Reversed: The reversed King of Wands signals that there may be spiritual confusion or burnout. You might be feeling disconnected from your inner purpose or unsure of how to express your spiritual self. This card acts as a reminder to reconnect with your true passion and vision, and to seek clarity before charging forward again. This spread suggests that you may need to take some time to reconnect emotionally and spiritually, focus on rebuilding harmony within yourself and finding your true direction before pushing too hard.

[muppetmystic]

hi hi hiiii

wowie u do weadings

can 666kun have one pls

¿

Of course, dear! I can do catholic/dark catholic wedding, ulc union, a scientologist wedding, nondenominational Christian wedding, a Vivaha Sanskar, a Chuppah, a Vivah, a handfasting, or a clown union. Who would this be with?

[muppetmystic]

Would I be able to get a tarot reading? Maybe a past present future one? A lot has happened, and I don’t even remember the past couple days. It would be nice to know what my future holds.

Sure thing sweetie! Sorry about the delay, hope this finds you at a good time...

Past- Page of Swords: The Page of Swords suggests that in your past you were eager to learn, possibly jumping from idea to idea. This was a time of exploration, even if it lacked full direction. You may have uncovered important truths or asked difficult questions — possibly sparking the work you’re doing now.

Present- Eight of Pentacles: The Eight of Pentacles reflects dedication, craft, and a deep focus on refining your skills or committing to long-term growth. There’s a seriousness here that contrasts with the Page’s earlier energy implying that your focus has matured. This card suggests progress through consistency, and the rewards will come if you stay the course.

Future- The moon: Looking ahead, The Moon warns that not everything will be clear. You may enter a time of emotional depth, dreams, or uncertainty where logic won’t serve you as much as intuition will. This isn't a bad thing, but it suggests a need to feel your way forward rather than force clarity. The progression represented here suggests that while you've been building something tangible and skillful, your future growth may depend on how well you can navigate uncertainty, emotion, and the unknown.

[muppetmystic]

Hi, Morgana. I'm Michaela. I saw you a few of your tarot card readings in the MSH community, and I was wondering if you could do a reading for me as well. A mind/body/ spirit one, please.

Of course, dear, as you wish...

🧠Mind- The Tower Reversed: In the mental realm, the reversed Tower suggests you're resisting a necessary upheaval or clinging to outdated beliefs. There's a storm brewing internally, perhaps anxiety, denial, or suppressed realizations, but you're avoiding the full impact. The longer change is resisted, the more disruptive it may eventually become. 💪Body- Five of Wands: Your physical self is experiencing a kind of battle whether through stress, overexertion, or competing demands on your time and energy. This card suggests a need to channel energy more intentionally and perhaps reestablish physical boundaries. It's not necessarily a negative card, but it calls for strategy, balance, and rest amidst the chaos. ❤️Spirit- Queen of Wands Reversed: Spiritually, the reversed Queen of Wands speaks of blocked confidence or a dimmed inner flame. You might be doubting your worth, purpose, or spiritual direction. The cards are nudging you to reconnect with your authentic passions but do so from a place of humility and trust, not ego or performance. This spread suggests you're in a phase where transformation is imminent but being resisted; ground yourself, accept the changes knocking at your door, and start small steps toward realignment.

[rumiami-413]

starting a tag game.

take this quiz: what kind of vampire are you?

then tag your mutuals.

-- my results --

blood-sucking and tagging: @psychedelic-charm

[psychedelic-charm]

Your Result:

southern gothic

you are the southern gothic vampire. the locals whisper about the eerie estate you live on, with its iron gates and spanish moss covered trees. they think it’s strange how you’re only spotted around town at night, but they’re too charmed by your charismatic demeanor to think much of it. you’re probably a little pretentious and have a very black and white view of the world. you don’t like hard physical labor and would rather lounge around your estate, reading and sipping tea.

Tagging: @playhousemassacrez @miljandeerus-06 @sweethoneyrose83 @emo-gals-4life @crimsondestroyer

@otherworldpuppet @lunatheluma @muppetmystic @saturdaynightlivedork

[muppetmystic]

Oh how wonderful, we got the same!

[muppetmystic]

HEY, [hot mama]!

I need a [reading is fun!] for my [Trash Heap]. Show me those [the cards will tell].

Of course dearie, one reading for Tenna coming up! I wish your handsome friend the best...

Past: Wheel of Fortune- One of the most Iconic card designs, the wheel represents cycles and the tides of change. Your past together was marked with many dynamic shifts in circumstances, often resulting in outcomes you might never have expected. It's likely you've both learned adaptabilities, a skill you will need at this point in your life. Present: The Star Reversed- Normally a good omen, when reversed the star signifies hopelessness. It's natural to despair, but dwelling in hoplessness can lead you to some very negative places. Although you can not see it, the star of hope is just over the horizon as long as you just hold out. Future: Eight of Swords- This is a card I expected to draw, a symbol of entrapment. However, this card often also signals a release of control and a reliance on an outside force. Something beyond your control may change your circumstances, but for now all you can do is keep your faith in each other and ready yourself for the coming change... I hope this helps?

[muppetmystic]

Tarot for the day: The Devil Reversed

The Devil is representative of overconsumption such as addiction, materialism and signifies greed driven behaviors. With the card reversed, this symbolizes a breaking of that chain. Today is a good time to reevaluate the things in your live you struggle with; it may be finally time to break the cycle.

[muppetmystic]

I might start doing a tarot reading for the day, would people enjoy this?

[muppetmystic]

hey um... can i have a three card tarot reading? or one? i just kind of want to know what i should do now, ive been wandering around on fire for a while

Of course, dearie! Sorry for the delay but I hope this will get to you right when you need it most...

King of Cups- The king of emotion, ruler of creativity and the unconscious mind. While all cup cards tend to lean into strong feelings and emotions, the king is the one that controls them all. The cards encourage you to learn from the king. Do not repress your emotions but to channel them, let them fuel you and make you stronger rather than hold you down. Sorrow and anger are powerful emotions, point them carefully as you would a weapon otherwise you never know what you might hit.

[muppetmystic]

*A black creature appears before you.*

𝖜𝖎𝖑𝖑 𝖌𝖆𝖗𝖞 𝖒𝖆𝖐𝖊 𝖆 𝖋𝖗𝖎𝖊𝖓𝖉¿?

@garybackrooms

...I have drawn your cards dearie, but I'm not sure you want to see them. I don't think I've ever drawn such a bad hand.

[garybackrooms]

:(

𝕲𝖆𝖗𝖞 𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖑𝖑 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙩𝙨 𝙩𝙤 𝙨𝙚𝙚. 𝙄 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚜𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚢 𝕓𝕒𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕤.

[muppetmystic]

...As you wish dear.

Past: Death Reversed- This card does not always carry a negative connotation but reversed its harder to give a positive spin. Typically representing rebirth, the death card reversed now symbolizes negative patterns and decay. Your past is one you struggle to escape, you must not resist change, or else things will only repeat themselves. Present: Ace of Swords Reversed- Another reverse card, another good meaning made sour. Swords represent force and clarity, but with the sword plunging back at yourself it takes on a meaning of confusion and destruction. This is a dangerous time for you, things are not as they seem and if you go about swinging your sword with reckless abandon you might just get stabbed. Future: Justice- While not always a negative card, the justice is always quite a foreboding one. Put simply this card represents a coming karmic force, either to reward or punish you for the actions you choose next. Hold your weapon steady, keep from treading familiar ground, and make your moves slow and thoughtfully.