mur

are you, or are you not, ready to rumble?

[redstonedust]

i've been known to have a thought

[redstonedust]

hey.

[scamguy]

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

[superkursunaskr]

[teathattast]

[mur-eli]

gug in heat moment

[dunkinmycloud]

When that old lady died and her son took her job and her hat and the UK had to change their anthem from god save the Queen because she wasn't alive to save anymore. They just switched it to god save the king. That wasn't fair. The british public should have had a chance to vote on if they wanted that or Mr Brightside.

[mothercain-deactivated20231124]

who up craving sedation?

[sunblexchedflies]

i had a dream i went to your concert and you chased me and stabbed me in the face

[mothercain-deactivated20231124]

don’t give me any ideas

[radiofreederry]

[bonerfart]

This is not my beautiful house. Deez are not my beautiful nuts.

[goodsmeller]

[machine-saint]

we justifiably give Biden a lot of shit but I think "at least 3" is the funniest possible response to some right wing dipshit asking you how many genders there are

[huffylemon]

[mur-eli]

my biggest flex is that i am the person responsible for our whatchacallit at work

[sovietnam]

[mur-eli]

thinking about this

[exitwound]

i could be the person who changes the stoplights. red. yellow. green. red. yellow. green. it comes naturally to me

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

you are my little load bearing fuck hole

[blackpyrefly]

[gets so horny i start rummaging through girls’ garbage cans and drinking the remaining fluid out of their covid-19 rapid test kit dropper vials]

[blackpyrefly]

[gets so ANGRY i start rummaging through YOUR INNARDS and drinking the remaining BLOOD out of YOUR ARTERIES]

[epilepticsaints]

[catsbeaversandducks]

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