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Cosimo Galluzzi
Janaina Medeiros
occasionally subtle
@theartofmadeline
NASA
#extradirty
shark vs the universe
pixel skylines
oozey mess
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Xuebing Du
Sweet Seals For You, Always
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Mike Driver
One Nice Bug Per Day
DEAR READER
Claire Keane
RMH
will byers stan first human second
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@murderandscarves
Enchanters go around rewireing people's personalities, and illusion specialists think completely destroying someone's sense of reality is a cool prank, and no one says a thing. But I find a way to use dead bodies and suddenly it's "dark magic" and "an abomination against the gods"
honestly!
Does necromancy only work on animals? What do you do if you accidentally necromancy a fence and then it starts growing branches?
WHAT DO YOU DO IF YOU NECROMANCY A BOTTLE OF SHAMPOO AND IT TURNS INTO AN ENTIRE PILE OF LIMES?
What if I accidentally necromancy a vaccine and then someone gets an armful of very live pathogen?
WHAT’S THE LIMIT ON DEADNESS? HOW RECENTLY DOES SOMETHING HAVE TO BE DEAD? COULD I NECROMANCY A DINOSAUR FOSSIL? WHAT IF I NECROMANCIED THE GROUND AND THEN DINOSAURS STARTED APPEARING?
WHAT IF I NECROMANCIED A LIMESTONE WALL AND IT JUST TURNED INTO A PILE OF MOLLUSCS? WHAT IF I MOLLUSCED A BUILDING? A MOUNTAIN?
Death Knights and calling their Wyrms: a headcanon
Just threw this little thing into an RP I’m doing with my death knight Dastryn calling for his Frostwyrm. It was sort of spur of the moment, and I’m not sure if something similar already exists, but it sort of works off the way the dk starting zone works with calling for the frost wyrm, or generally anything in the Scourge.
BATTLE HORNS!!!!
Imagine with me, a battle horn with runes etched into it matching specific runes that you have etched into the bones of your trusty frost wyrm. Like a dog whistle or a calling spell or some other kind of enchantment. Instead of just summoning a giant frostwyrm out of thin air, WHY NOT LITERALLY CALL IT FROM THE HIGH HEAVENS WITH YOUR BATTLE SONG!!!
It would be greatly inspired by actual IRL horns of war obviously, so something like this:
they can range from as ornate as all hell, to literally the ugliest thing you’ve ever seen cuz, you know, Death Knights.
I also imagine they could be made from any kind of horn, including a horn from the very Frost wyrm you’ve enchanted it to!!!
Death knights would easily wear them on their person, strapped to their belts/girdles, what have you. Can be located anywhere on their flank, or even behind them. I imagine Dastryn would wear his on the back of his belt, out of the way of everything and under the cover and protection of his giant fur cloak, kind of like this:
ANYWAY. Thanks for coming to my TEDtalk, and please feel free to disregard this if this headcanon already exists!!!! I’m just really excited about dks ya’ll…
Raising the dead is not a healthy coping mechanism
Source
I fucking love villains. There is no other species you can look at and say, “Honey, none of that exposition needed to be delivered from on top of a lamppost.”
Villains: We Do What We Do Because We Can
@kit-sunsoul Relevant to Hedgie.
a necromancer is just a really late healer
“you’re too late, doc, he’s…he’s already dead…”
*cracks knuckles* i didnt get my medical license revoked for nothing
So what's the big problem with necromancy? Everyone is all up in arms about it, but it can be so sweet... I don't see why it's inherently evil.
If it’s not inherently evil, which it typically is in most settings for a variety of reasons, the rituals involved, the nature of the magic that powers it, etc, even if not inherently evil, it’s inherently unnatural. And when you’re altering the fundamental laws of nature for the sake of a few extra years existence (not living, existence) there are consequences, often horrific.
Like the Sun itself bleeding out.
Someone: Raising a family is hard
Necromancer: Not if they're buried close enough to each other
Someone: What?
Necromancer: What?
Be the villain you were born to be. Stop waiting for someone to come along and corrupt you. Succumb to the darkness yourself.
This is surprisingly motivating.
Excerpt from a book I’m currently reading, from a chapter on the very serious art of necromancy.
@thebibliosphere
it’s like vampire ikea
Yesssssss
@pr4villains
Evil characters failing bluff checks be like
@enigmatic-elegance @shylris
@murderandscarves
I’m in love.
