need to see him whimpering like an injured animal, can he pleeease pleaaase lose a concerning amount of blood until he’s barely lucid. can i nurse him back to health like a baby bird pleeeeaaaaaseeeee
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need to see him whimpering like an injured animal, can he pleeease pleaaase lose a concerning amount of blood until he’s barely lucid. can i nurse him back to health like a baby bird pleeeeaaaaaseeeee
Hannibal behind the scenes
The fact that arguably the ship that has the most believable dynamic I’ve ever read is fucking SPACEDOGS floors me.
You’re telling me that out of all the ships the one that I think could most believably exist outside of fanfiction is from a subsect of the NBC’s Hannibal fandom that ships Nigel from the Mads Mikkelsen movie Charlie Countryman and Adam from the Hugh Dancy movie Adam!?!?!
Characters from TWO SEPERATE MOVIES BASED ON TWO ENTIRELY DIFFERENT THINGS THAT JUST SO HAPPEN TO BE PLAYED BY THE GUYS WHO WERE IN HANNIBAL?!?!
Unpredictable
(I wrote this ages ago and never posted it)
Hannigram - Set in season 1
Will is in one of his appointments with Hannibal. he's thinking, all he can really do is think, and he has an idea. (It's not perfect, but i enjoyed writing it and wanted to share)
Evan Rachel Wood and Mads Mikkelsen (2013)
Yea we all know Mads Mikkelsen as Hannibal but look at this fucking loser, we need to appreciate him more i think
Bro looks like an angry chihuahua in the second pic and I live for that shit
How to Speak like Hannibal :D
Make an observation about anything in your immediate vicinity in the most pretentious way possible
Ex: "Creamer is poured into coffee to make the bitter taste more palatable to the common man."
2. Make another statement connecting the previous object/place to people
Ex: "Many people cannot face the bitter reality of their own existence."
3. Ask an extremely personal question using the previous two sentences as a base
Ex: "Tell me Will, what do you pour into your life to make your existence bearable?"
Looks like Hannibal picked up a rumpled stray in need of a little TLC, lucky him! ;3
first of all none of us could afford hannibal’s therapy
unaired episode where hannibal accepts medicaid
Hannibal is independently wealthy and deeply invested in fucking with people who are interesting enough. Show up with a good story about how you are trying very hard to not give in to the urge to make tiny statues out of people's teeth and he'll see you for free.
“Well, Dr. Lecter, I am very invested in my aesthetic, believe it’s possible to be kind and icily polite to enforce social boundaries, have massive generalized anxiety and chronic insomnia, think longingly about exclusively using gifs from horror movies to communicate with coworkers, and take advice from a fanged stuffed bunny. Who has never given me bad advice. “
“Yes, 7pm on Thursdays sounds great. Thank you for your time.”
Beverly Katz was so sexy for having one of the first things she said to someone she just met be “you unstable?”
Hannibal 2x07 - “Yakimono”
Dramatic and Gay, that is what they are
I hate reposting peoples tweets but a mutual sent me this and it almost made me scream beside my coworker
top ten will graham slut moments
1. when he shows up ass first, clothes actually pressed, wearing a salmon shirt, hair cut and loosely gelled at hannibal’s door for his first therapy session post-BSHCI
2. manipulating hannibal into breaking mason verger’s back with a simple “he’s your patient, doctor” using his best bedroom eyes
3. him volunteering to say pretty please to hannibal to alana and jack like will…stop sharing your sexual fantasies, that is so unnecessary
4. stepping forward to say “you’re our best shot, hannibal….please” while looking coquettishly away then quirking his brows and looking up at hannibal through his curls
5. “i haven’t been gorged, drowned, plucked, and roasted. not yet.” like PLEASE
6. actually the way he deepthroats the ortolan is a separate slut moment all on its own
7. “how do you know hannibal?” “one could argue, intimately” jesus calm down
8. staring intensely at hannibal while his hands are deep inside another human being’s abdomen in the back of an ambulance, slowly sliding along the kinsey scale
9. “the hot darkness of hannibal lecter’s mind” could you calm down for a moment there??
10. the most iconic slut moment of them all. the ladder lean. why did he do that? who knows, the horny jumped OUT
Absolutely bonkers shit that legitimately happens in NBC Hannibal (an incomplete list):
Will beats a furry to death while fantasizing about Hannibal getting off to being beaten to death
A man??? Gets folded into an origami heart???????
A villains actual honest to god evil plan is to steal Will’s face so that he can eat Hannibal’s penis with it
Said villain then gets eaten by his pet eel??? After having his sperm harvested so his sister’s girlfriend can bear his child and inherit his wealth??
Honestly just Mason Verger in general: ??????
That time Hannibal waves at another serial killer and says “hello I love your work” before killing him
Hannibal wears at least four patterns at the same time and no one gouges their eyes out or tells him it looks awful
Fish jello treated as a delicacy that the average American would consume without vomiting
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[on a first date] so the figs and the wasps rely on each other to live in the end even though the wasp dies inside the fig the figs cannot live on without the wasp and the wasps cannot live on without the fig to lay their eggs in. don’t you see how this is love in its purest form? would you be the wasp or the fig?
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