Still edgy but not as much

Do people even read this?

[femtocloaca]

[krasnoarmeyets]

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

[wordfather]

i know a lot of people have been very very hot lately but no worries found a solution and i . watered the sun

youre welcome guys

[wordfather]

guyssssss dont worry that it suddenly got reeeeeeeally dark ive got my best men on it😁

[wordfather]

hey guys so how mad would you be if i accidentally started an apocalypse just a reminder this is what i look like;

are you mad at me

[wordmother]

Can we get a divorce

[wordfather]

:(

[kosmogrl]

[estrellasrojas]

It’s getting to the point where seeing any kind of celebrity worship makes me feel like someone is throwing acid at my eyes

[thememedaddy]

[giganticbuddha]

[sergal]

everyone shut da fuck up this is the only thing that matters

[andthepeople]

always funny to remember darth vader is anakin skywalker. the adrenaline junkie chucklefuck who used to dive head first out of speeders and built a pod racer in his yard when he was like six is now upper-middle management for the evil empire. half of his appearances in the original trilogy are Meetings. vader spends like 80% of his time dealing with bureaucratic bullshit. status updates. team meetings. holo-Zooms. budget rundowns. anakin betrayed the jedi and caused the fall of the republic and his punishment is being CC'd on every email forever. and you know what. he would hate that. the punishment fits the criminal

[garaks-padded-bra]

A BIRD POOPED ON MY HEAD ON THE WAY TO WORK.

[do-not-fold-spindle-or-mutilate]

HOW DO YOU KNOW THE BIRD WAS ON THE WAY TO WORK?

[garaks-padded-bra]

DONT MAKE ME ANGRIER THAN I AM

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[door]

my aunt made all the reservations for this vacation so i was fully unprepared to walk into our current rental and discover doors everywhere. it was like that kath & kim bit except instead of gayness it was doors. the coffee table is a door. the bed headboards are doors. the doors? extremely elaborate carved wooden doors

[door]

now that i’m home for your enjoyment here are the doors

[certified-door-posts]

certified door post

[door]

obviously it is i made it

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[itsjunetime]

clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

clown nurse standing by solemnly adding each successive ball to the ones she's already juggling

[ayesopod]

something terrible. echoes of past intrusions. barely discernible

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[technicoloryuri]

[insomniac-arrest]

why are ghosts always person-sized in the movies? they don’t have bodies anymore. one of ‘em should have figured out how to work that shit. one of them could be … her 😳

[thedogeveryonehates]

kind of a milf. reblog

[asharomi]