Alastor with his human hairstyle is such a doll.. love him
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Alastor with his human hairstyle is such a doll.. love him
I'm never gonna be over the fact Alastor spent all that time belittling Vox and telling him Val and Vel are better than him, just for it to be revealed that he was bullshitting the entire time and actually believed with his whole head and chest that Vox was the only sinner in hell capable of surpassing him. He really had that much faith in him. He bet his goddamn freedom on it. It makes me so sick.
lowkey forget they never met sometimes
[ID: A Scum Villain redraw of a pulp lesbian novel cover. Sha Hualing is lying down while wearing a very revealing outfit of red scarves, and she's twisting up with a grin to touch Liu Mingyan. Liu Mingyan is veiled and smiling; both are blushing. A block letter title says, "I Prefer Girls" End ID]
Description by @nebulations (is this right??)
Quick Mingling drawing! I’ve always wanted to do some variation of this meme but didn’t know who to do it with. Then I remembered that these two exist.
It looks really dark wth
Who wants a piece of him? 📻❤️
it's just so insane like vox was accepting of al's rejection at first. of course he was hurt, of course it still would've affected their relationship going forward, but. you can literally count how many outs vox had for alastor in the conversation. he laughs it off at first, asks for clarification, he sits there for a While just letting alastor Laugh His At Him, a grace he would've offered No Other Person. even til the end, he was STILL trying to give alastor leeway. his specific words are: "I just thought- y'know, since we're friends..." We're friends -> We Are Friends -> We ARE!!!!! friends!!! current!!!! all that and vox still said they're buddies? like okay.
Alastor as a technology guy. Alastor the radio hobbyist. Alastor who could absolutely build a radio from scratch. Alastor who conjures a video camera for Vaggi casually because he understands how one works.
Alastor who only has his specific beef with TV because of his feud with Vox. Alastor who DID like and respect Vox once upon a time. Alastor who knows what an NFT is. Alastor who doesn't have a phone because he doesn't want people to be able to reach him (and he doesnt want emails to find him) and not because he has an aversion to learning how to use one. Alastor who's working as a "facility manager" at the hotel with the genuine expertise of a construction worker, plumber and electrician all at once.
Alastor who has radio wave powers because he genuinely, in detail, understands how it works. Alastor who might have DEVELOPED radio wave powers over time after being dumped in hell with just the deer shtick. Alastor who sounds and looks old-fashioned but exclusively as a personal aesthetic choice. Alastor who never has been and never will be stuck in the past, and whose instant showing up at the hotel is an illustration of his ability to keep up with the times and track innovations.
Consider!
THIS!!!
ive been thingking about ever since i read his wiki page and among his abilities like TELEPORTATION, SHADOW MANIPULATION, OBJECT CREATION was humble video editing. And then i realised that... YEAH HOLY SHIT HE DID MAKE A COMMERCIAL ALL BY HIMSELF, AND EDITING WAS ACTUALLY QUITE FINE (i can probably repeat that)
So yeah i headcanon that he is very good with all modern tech, and just chooses to be old-timey for vibes, aestetics and to be annoying about it.
The general fandom's insistence that any subtext or implications put into Hazbin are unintentional because they're of the opinion that Viv is too stupid and too bad of a writer to Understand How Subtext Works absolutely fucking REEKS of misogyny btw and I'm tired of pretending it doesn't
Like No Actually, I don't think the team made a POC character who lived in the Deep South during the Jim Crow era, made it a point to show us as clearly as possible with the limited time they had that he experienced racism, and then Didn't Think About the implications of Lucifer having a sign outside of his room that says "No Alastors allowed". In fact I think that sign was a Very Deliberate Choice the team made to explain WHY Alastor hates Lucifer. As was the fact that both of Alastor's murder victims we saw during the human flashback were pale white blonde men. To Alastor, Lucifer symbolizes the exact kind of person he hated when he was alive: privileged simply by virtue of being born a certain way, looking down on him as lesser. He made his deal with Rosie so he WOULDN'T have to experience that kind of treatment in Hell, but he does from Lucifer, because Lucifer is a powerful angel in a position of authority who hates Sinners and considers them all "worthless garbage". I do not AT ALL think that was unintentional subtext. It makes LESS sense, in fact, to view it as anything but the intended reading.
THE WAY HE LOOKS AT VOX HURTS ME!! He looks at him with so much love. Only queer thoughts in that man's head when he's with Vox. That's his picture box and he thinks he's cute as fuck
Y’all liked my Alastor in drag way too much so here’s the sequel: Flapper Girl Alastor
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I love how so many people ship radiostatic because they either want Vox to be happy or miserable because to me radiostatic is such an Alastor event... Vox is, in my opinion, tailor made for Alastor. I really can't picture another character who could be more enamoured with Alastor's antics than Vox is. He really met the most dangerous being in the pride ring and thought yes, this one will do. And Vox is fucked up don't get me wrong, he's not easy at all. He is Al's opposite in many ways, he's handsy and rude and self-centered, and most of the time when it comes to Alastor he goes at it in all the wrong ways, but if one thing's certain it's that he worships the ground Al walks on. Even when he will inevitably get over his obsession I don't think this will stop. Most of all, while nothing about their relationship is anywhere near healthy, I think that if you want to be with Alastor, really get past his barriers, you have to do the seventy years of insanity and still want to come back for more. Alastor made himself as hard to love as possible, and Vox has loved him through it all for nearly a century.
This is the third time she's done this in the meeting
Based off of -> this post <-
I couldn't help myself, it was too good not to draw.
thinking about radiostatic. specifically thinking about a scenario where vox overhears alastor referring to a huge multiple blocks leveling fight between the two where vox barely made it out alive as "i was just playing" and feeling his veins turn to ice, breath catching in his throat because despite alastor's prey features he really is a predator toying with his food.
but. but alastor, when he said that, was referring to it as actual playing. a game. like theyre two kids in a park, playacting a devastating battle complete with crushing blows and painful scrapes, only to say goodbye when the sun starts to set, content in the knowledge that they'll see each other again, previous battle forgotten, with a new game on the horizon
I'm sorry, but all I can think of is: