#mad glubget

[murderous-goose]

pronouns?! what are these pronouns you speak of? if you wish to ask whether i am pro nouns, then yes, go nouns!

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found some wondrous flavours of ice cream

[ID: in no specific order, boxes of popsicles that are layered with the following flag's colors: rainbow, mlm, wlw, and transgender. End ID]

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bippity boppity bay

congradulations

if you weren't already

you're now gay

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call me a womanizer the way i respectfully affirm her gender and make her feel welcome as who she really is

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gonna make my own HRT

gonna call it boob juice

gonna make it summon the tits

gonna make it do nothing else

:>

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welp ig we're doing the pinned post thing now

i am the goose

the goose will use third person for fun on occaision, as well as plural first person

no flirting w me (or pet names) unless you are my boyfriend or my enbyfriend.

the goose's pronouns are: she/they/he/it

i'm pan/bisexual and genderfluid/pangender/transfem

pronouns.page:

All words and pronouns are mostly organized by preference, the closer to the top they are the more I prefer them. I am genderfluid…

i am the mastermind in a series of bread heists

i mind control a moose that drives a caboose through walls

the caboose runs on cherry juice

also i'm an ancient wizard (cursed to remain in this form for.... what, another 7 eons?)

i run the account for @goblins-after-dark (go follow it there be skits, bits, 'n' shit on the way)

art blog is @astrum-ultimum

gamedev/coding blog is @shallowshark-gamedev

side blogs/alternate characters (other than above): @hospital-offical , @evil-hospital-offical , @french-offical , @costco-employee-official, @breaking-news-offical, @ham-sandwich-attic-man-offical, @the-wizard-of-man-offical

tags i'll use are:

mad glubget — for shitposts, silly stuff, nonsense

goosepost — the goose speaking (in character, oft including lore)

lore yay — specifically including lore abt either me or the character of the goose

bread heist (+ yay) — mention of bread theivery

bread — mention of any bread

bread yay — goose has obtained bread

whimsy yay — whimsy (fantastical) stuff

history yay / historical yay — historical history stuff

swords yay — related to historical/fantasy weapons

wizards yay — anthying about wizards specifically

pirates yay — pirates/piracy

caboose crew — related to the caboose, moose, cherry juice, and/or the activities that the goose has done with them

goose of the ppl — interacting with people

the goose cooks — cooking/baking/food i make

pronouns patch / gender update — most recent posted pronouns gender identity (still also check pronouns.page bcs thats usually more recently updated)

lgbtqia+ related tags — i will use A LOT of these on anything lgbtqia+ related

for all tags on this post, there is at least one other post with that tag, so you can just click on one to see all those posts

blinkies made with blinkies.cafe ♡

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i want argentina to win this game, only because it means france plays england, and as a (partially) french(-morrocan) person, the more we can beat england the better.

i dont really like the argentinian team, but its always better than england winning

/hj, english people are great (for the most part) but historically, i have a duty to hate the country soley as a country

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a friend of mine just asked what it really means to be fluent in a language, so i made a list:

i will think in said language randomly, until i think conciously about switching back to my first language

i will speak in this language and subconciously assume people understand me

i will hear/see this language and subconciously assume people around me understand it

i will hear/see/read this language and think and process these words in this language

i will hate this language with a passion because the grammar does not align with any other language i know (COUGH COUGH FUCK YOU ENGLISH)

i will summon demons in this language

i will lay a plague upon your house in this language

i will cast the seven forbidden spells in this language

i will lay two plagues upon your house in this language

i will raise the dead in this language

i will walk away from an explosion while thinking about how cool i must look in this language

i will lay my THIRD and FINAL plague upon your house in this language