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tamareue

rialxoan

maderadearquitecto

Thermochromic table by Jay Watson

babyseraphim

imagine banging someone on that table

captain-snark

imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table

morbidamusement

noooooo stop

sevey6

Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess

What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?

gammywank

all1sees

So Google does math for you??

division

square roots

dividing percentages

IT EVEN FOILS

beautiful.

qurioq

i just checked ALL of these on my calculator and they are all correct

all. fucking. correct.

averagedopeydope

DAYUM, SON! IF ONLY THIS WAS AVIALABLE WHEN I WAS ON SCHOOL >:(

my-little-mod-blog

HAH! You kids. When I was in school, it wouldn’t help because we still used Roman numerals back then!

AHAHAHAHAHA-

oh my god

i’ll just be over here shutting the fuck up right about now

dutchster

you can even solve geometric problems

or plot graphs

even 3D graphs!!!

aureliusquinn

Reblob to save a life

danisontnonfire

just reblobbed

annulet

reblobbing to help those in need

bneezy

thepsychmind

Fun Psychology facts here!

stability

I want to see more news like this

officialinternet

criedwolves

timeline

here’s me when i was just a li’l tike

this is me about 10 years old

and then…. this happened…… 12.9 years old

then high school

graduation

cut my hair! (baby’s first cosplay)

about 1 year ago - another hair cut

the first selfie i ever posted (10 months ago)

5 months ago

the past two months

i honestly never thought i’d be happy with how i look but i’ve come so far and i’ve gained a lot of confidence! i still have a ways to go though.

criedwolves

this thing is a little outdated……

bleached my hair for the first time ever and ended up ginger…

after bleaching again

and now this timeline is up to date!

criedwolves

since it’s trans day of visibility (and also coincidentally transformation tuesday) i thought i’d update this again!

i accidentally dyed my hair purple….

but even with purple hair i feel more confident and masculine every day. @ all u trans kids out there: don’t give up. it’ll get better. i believe in you.

unsounded

When you got a little health in a video game and some bullsh*t kills you

thedalishelves

cloverclark-deactivated20180312

It’s ironic.

When I worked in fast food for minimum wage, they would yell at us and lecture us about “stealing” fries and burgers (while we had to throw out TONS of food every day) as though the giant billion-dollar corporations of McDonald’s and Sonic couldn’t afford to give their employees something to eat (while not even paying us a living wage).

Now I work at an upscale restaurant (it’s fancy, like celebrities eat there fairly often) and not only do I make WAY better money but they give us 2 free meals a day (eaten on the clock) and they’re GOOD. Today I got baked cod, spring rolls, rice pilaf, stir fry, and mashed potatoes and eggplant. Oh, and free espresso and juice. From this restaurant owned by a local man who is in no way a billionaire.

Obviously money is not the issue, valuing your employees as people is.

mikaylauwu

confirmance

glaxeon:

my dad asked me why i had 2 rewind n take a picture lmao he doesn’t understand…

Oh wow

me

Fun Psychology facts here!

theonion

World’s Oldest Woman Just Pleased Every Other Human On Earth When She Was Born Now Dead

“Reflecting on a long life that began at the end of the 19th century, the world’s oldest woman told reporters Monday that she could not be happier that every other human on earth the day she was born is now deceased. “Nothing, not one single thing, gives me more pleasure than knowing anyone who was alive on March 5, 1898—my family, my friends, and even far-off strangers that I never knew existed—is stone-cold dead,” said 116-year-old Misao Okawa, smiling as she observed how all 1.6 billion of the people who were alive the day she came into the world had passed away, one by one, during her remarkable lifespan. “I’m the sole fucking survivor. I’m the longevity queen. I’m the one who stuck it out while everyone else threw themselves on the corpse pile. Man, it’s too bad I’m in a wheelchair or I’d trample every single one of their fucking graves.” Okawa went on to say her only regret is that she probably won’t outlive all her children, grandchildren, and great-grandchildren.”