Now Tell Me Something New

Bullshit Blatt

[murieltheawful]

A new Bingqiu Fic!

A Snake Or A Frog

Summary:

Shen Yuan is VERY angry. He has every right to be! Shen Jiu, his dear brother, made his beloved friend Luo Binghe jump into the Endless Abyss; everyone is dumb; the Sect is all wrong; his Sect Siblings are all terrible. Shen Yuan doesn't care if the whole mountain range goes up in flames!!! or During IAC, Shen Yuan contacts a curse that makes him sprout a beast whenever he utters a curse word, and he couldn't care less for the consequences!

Relationship:

Luo Binghe/Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu

Rating: Teen and Up

https://archiveofourown.org/works/89749856

[emkini]

the orufrey centaur saga continues, feat. qiflings and also Euini

(Note that referenced horse breeds are more about vibes than rigid categorization lol)

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4

[rongzhi]

English added by me :)

[peache-re]

"I've loved him since I was young, and have loved him for many years."

[zariqwq]

[sunderwight]

Showing up to the TGCF potluck with a new unhinged crack pairing and everyone is very nice about it, even though they mostly stick to the classic canon dishes and a few well-established variations that they clearly prefer.

Showing up to the MDZS potluck with a new unhinged crack pairing and like six people try and knock it out of my hands at the door but they aren't fast enough and I get in anyway and a small group of us eat the whole thing straight out of the casserole dish with plastic forks.

Showing up the SVSSS potluck with a new unhinged crack pairing only to find that unbeknownst to me someone in the fandom was cooking one of those gigantic trampoline size crack pairing pizzas in the middle of the room and my dish is still pretty tasty but yeah I'm not gonna beat that.

[havanillas]

veritas simptio, the aventurine simp

[gomjabbar]

our new job launched its mandatory ai transcription program designed to streamline our workflow and not only does it melt down the moment it has to transcribe non-white customers but it keeps hallucinating the existence of a mysterious boy named dorian who shows up in every third call summary

[gomjabbar]

caller got into a car accident on their way to work? their nonexistant son dorian was hurt. got kicked out of a bar and broke their ankle? their son dorian was the one who broke it. i now spend more time having to de-dorian the call summary than if i had just written it myself. really funny. we're required to use this now

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

The Picture of Dorian GrAI

[iyavi]

quincy could take care of him

[rvelzevulova]

[arekyve]

thought abt Qingge's cunty ass boots again

[soursoppi]

bears…kinda look like dogs don’t they?

[soursoppi]

wanted to make some freebies for this but I think I went a little overboard lmao

[soursoppi]

Had the idea of making 79 the gay pingu dads to pingu!Yuan and LBH being the gigantic shark puppy he finds and raises despite Jiu-baba's forever grudge with his puppy haha

[spookyboywhump]

I do really love it when women write graphic and fucked up things. I feel like so often people react to fucked up fiction with “of course a disgusting man would write this 🙄” and it often carries an unspoken (honestly sometimes spoken) message of “a woman’s PURE and DELICATE and FEMININE mind could NEVER think of something this VILE”. Thank you women in fucked up fiction 🫡

[sanlorenzoherald]

good morning

[sztupy]

[internetgreatesthits]