Nope

[paper-mario-wiki]

[asillyandrandomname]

I want my husband to have this accent

[imthegirlwhowaited]

alright, that’s fine, that’s pretty con-fucking-venient 

[bobertlutece]

this whole thing is way too good to be giffed you need to expirience it 

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

When people underestimate how much you can shitpost

[helila]

this is it

everyone else can go home now

[cartiercocaine-blog]

wнαт тнe ғυcĸ ιѕ тнιѕ?

[jaxblade]

Beautiful madness

[overpricedvodka]

Hello, Police? I would like to report a murder at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner.

Immediately following Sarah Huckabee Sanders’ homegoing service, refreshments will be served in the hall. It’s Easy Mac and dried out rotisserie chickens from Food Lion tho, so…ya know…

[xxchumanixx]

Hilarious🥀👐

[lokiwholockfactory]

This is so my favorite Thor movie

[blanska]

that “oh shit” line is my absolute favorite moment in the history of Thor movies

[supacutiepie]

Why does this fucking movie read like a god damn crack video but ITS ALL CANON AND REAL WTF MR WAITITI

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

I haven’t seen this movie yet but every clip I’ve seen looks like a YouTube poop.

[hotwinger-deactivated20160517]

Logging onto Tumblr

[phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess]

It might seem a bit mad, but there’s nothing wrong with using toilets as Transportation…

…if you end up…

…in a magical place….

…full of like-minded and diverse peoples.

[hotwinger-deactivated20160517]

[huffpost]

[crappy-deity-deactivated2019091]

‘Hello land dog, I am water dog.’

[sunshine-on-earth]

[sludgebat]

during sex

[paprika]

girlfriend: why are u laughing

me: thought of a meme

[regtvcritic]

When you first meet vs When you’re comfortable around each other.

[thestyleaddict]

[prophecyguy]

post i otherwise agree wholeheartedly with: and I bet you’re gonna scroll past this 😒

me, who got no time for this passive aggressive bullshit:

[jollygreengiantveggies]

[murkblue]

thicc

[moo-stew]

[murkblue]

Down under surfing on the gold coast

[alessandromancodogphotograp-blog]

[sexhaver]

two sick horses evaluating an orb

[6qubed]

“it floats”

“don’t like that”