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Thinking about Robert Robertson with a Desi coworker reader
Robert Robertson who couldn’t help but ogle at you when he first saw you walk through the elevator and make your way to your new cubicle. He’s not usually the type of man to get all bashful and shy over somebody, but you? Damn.
Robert Robertson who eyes the pair of tiny gold jhumkas hanging from the lobes of your ears. He watches how they sway when you turn your head or brush your hair over your shoulder. They’re simple at first glance, but pretty as hell.
Robert Robertson who’s trying so hard to focus on his job, but for some damn reason, he can’t stop staring at you. He doesn’t understand how a stranger could be so magnetic. There was just something about your aura that drew him in.
Robert Robertson who walked by your cubicle once to print something and caught a whiff of your perfume. It was perfectly floral but not childish, rich but not overpowering. And there was something almost sweet or warm to the scent.
Robert Robertson who try as he might, can’t look away when you apply a layer of terracotta coloured lipstick to your mouth. His knuckles turn white as he clenches his fists, hyper focused on your lips.
Desi coworker reader who’s just trying to get accustomed to her new job when she feels someone’s eyes on her. She turns to see Robert staring at her, strangely fixated on her mouth. She doesn’t know whether to smile or glare so she just waves awkwardly. Robert looks away almost immediately.
Robert Robertson who eventually caves in to his curiosity and decides to ask you to watch over Beef. He loved bringing the little guy to the office, having everyone fawn over him. A lot of his female coworkers especially loved the chihuahua. Robert assumed it was because women were far more willing than men to audibly coo at something adorable with no shame in public.
Robert Robertson who thanks whatever god is up above for that fact. The moment you see the chubby dog, you give a little pout and scratch Beef behind the ears as you coo at him. You’re so gentle when you hold him as well, so Robert trusts you with his boy.
Robert Robertson who decides to get to know you after your time with Beef being a success. He figures this is just a case of the butterflies. A sudden attraction that would fade in about a week or so after learning what type of person you are.
Robert Robertson who realizes that after a month, the butterflies have not gone away. And what’s worse is that it wasn’t just about your looks anymore.
Robert Robertson who has learned how you like your coffee and chai, your favourite flowers, music, books, what movies you thought should’ve won awards and what season you liked best.
Robert Robertson who has learned a lot about your culture and different traditions surrounding food, fashion, celebrations, fasting, and religious beliefs if you have any. He finds holidays such as Diwali and Eid interesting.
Robert Robertson who honestly loves hearing you talk about your heritage and not only uncovering that part of you, but understanding it. He also likes comparing your culture to the more western culture he grew up with, noting the similarities and differences.
Desi coworker reader who is starting to fall head over heels for Robert as well. Not only was he hot, he was considerate, respectful, unexpectedly kind and had a dry sense of humour that always managed to make you giggle.
Robert Robertson who can’t take it anymore after another month and just asks you out. He’s shocked when you practically vibrate wirh joy and say yes. He doesn’t tell you to repeat yourself. He just told you he’d pick you up by eight.
Robert Robertson who treats you like a rare jewel. You two, despite your cultural differences, get each other in ways others wouldn’t. Especially with family expectations (or in Robert’s case expectations from the public based on his family).
Robert Robertson who is in heaven when you cook food from your culture for him. He truly thinks he saw god when you made him nihari for the first time. He gets so excited whenever you tell him you’re cooking tonight. In terms of dessert, I think he’d fuck heavily with rasmalai.
Robert Robertson who claims to find Bollywood shows and movies silly and dramatic, but always gets very invested in them. He vibes with the music though, and constantly has the songs stuck in his head and hums them throughout his day.
Desi coworker reader who goes to a dholki and asks if Robert can pick her up once it’s over. She’s wearing a lehenga or shalwar kameez, something that’s basic in her eyes but when she approaches Robert’s car and sits inside? His jaw drops.
Desi coworker reader who looks like a total goddess. You look stunning in the orange golden shade of your clothes. Your colourful jewellery, the stack of bangles on your arms, your silky sari. It’s like Robert’s seeing you in an entirely different light that makes you even more gorgeous than you already are.
Robert Robertson who worshipped your body all night. While you had trouble walking the next day, he couldn’t help but think, ‘worth it.’
A/N: Hello Desi dispatch fans. Can anyone hear me or am I speaking into an empty room 🧍♀️Sorry that this is with a female reader. I just found it easier to write that way since I had a specific ethnicity in mind and stuff but if you guys want a Desi reader that’s gender neutral or even male, I’d be down to clown. (Also if anyone wants me to write smut of the last bit I would also be down to clown.)
HEADCANONS FOR NATHAN AND MARSHALL WITH A YOUNGER S/O
CW: age gap (reader is in their early 20s, nathan and marshall are in their early 30s), takes place after #30, generational differences?, anxiety/guilt surrounding age gap, jokes about being old/young, sexting, parents disapproval, smoking, drinking, fluff, smut, sex toys, reader has afab anatomy, fingering, public sex, brat taming, role play, free use, praise/degradation, cunnilingus, face sitting, p in v, cowgirl, mating press, doggy, mirrors, aftercare
A/N: hey guyssss ^_^ it’s been a hot minute for the people who know me for my radiant black fics huh 💔 I’m still editing the fics I made over this week but when they come out, they will be nice and long to make up for my sins. In the meantime, have this. AND BIG THANK YOU TO MY MOOTIE WHO HELPED ME COOK UP IDEAS FOR THIS LOLZ.
NATHAN BURNETT
━ Nathan’s soooo nervous when you two start dating
╶ The age gap was something he was concerned about from the first date
╶ Nathan’s a guy who’s been through a lot and is a little insecure about the fact that he hasn’t settled down, gotten married, all that stuff.
╶ So when he meets you, he gets really anxious about “wasting your time” on him. While he understands you’re an adult, you’re still young so he worries about not being enough for you.
╶ He’s honestly surprised when you say you wanna see him again and you think he’s a cool guy, but it gives him more confidence and over time he grows more comfortable in your guy’s relationship
━ He never rushes you and lets you take your time
╶ This is probably your first time with an older man, and Nathan has much more experience than you. And while he’s eager to jump into things, he’s able to understand that you may not be ready to dive right in
╶ You sometimes get nervous that you’re making him wait too much but he assures you that he’ll wait as long as you need.
- He really likes you so he means it
━ LOVES to poke fun at himself for his age
╶ He finds it gross that a lot of guys like treating their partners like babies just because they’re younger so he decides to counter that by calling himself an old man
╶ If he can’t think of anything new you guys can do for your next date, he usually says something along the lines of, “Eh, this old brain can’t think like it used to, how about you pick?”
╶ He’ll definitely pull the “Oh my hip!” If he strains himself, even if it’s just a little
- He just loves hearing you giggle as he hobbles like an old man
━ If the age gap wasn’t clear before, it’s clear when you two text
╶ Nathan still uses the actual laughing emojis and stuff so if you send him a crying emoji he’ll be like “why are you sad?”
╶ If you ever send him a cute selfie of you in a new outfit or whatever, he’ll definitely respond with one of these emojis 😊😍🥰😘🤩
- he loves this emoji though 🤭 and he will use it every chance he gets
━ Nathan is honestly really good at sexting
╶ He knows how to get you all riled up and anything you say, he doubles down on it. He’s amazing at dirty talk and never fails to turn you on.
╶ I don’t think he’d send full on nudes but he’d probably send you pics of his abs, biceps, or his hand. Whatever you want as long as it’s not his dick (he’s too paranoid about nudes being leaked)
╶ Will never ask for pics back, ever. Even when you two are like in a year dating. He likes seeing your body better in person anyway ;)
╶ He will use the infamous emojis lol 🍒🍑🍆💦
━ He definitely shows you off to his friends
╶ He doesn’t mean to treat you like a shiny trophy or anything. Nathan’s just really obsessed with you and everything you do. He’s proud to call you his, so he loves making you feel important and giving you lots of attention.
╶ If you ask him to ease up on the PDA, he will for sure. But he just loves seeing the way you blush when he’s introducing you to his friends and he’s just praising you the entire time.
╶ Plus, you’re hot as hell. Nathan admittedly gets a kick out of seeing other people jealous at the fact that he was the one to bag you and not them.
━ Loves introducing you to new books on the older side, and loves it even more when you enjoy his recommendations
- He will gladly let you read his rough drafts for his own novels and such. No need to give puppy dog eyes
━ Admittedly, he can get a bit defensive if you point out his smoking problem
- Nathan’s not a dick who would smoke in your face or with the windows closed or anything, butttt he can’t help but roll his eyes if you ever went on a lecture about how unhealthy smoking is
“Just one cigarette takes twenty minutes off your life. One!”
“They should hire you at D.A.R.E. programs…baby, please don’t hit me in the head with a cushion.”
━ Pretty protective of you
╶ It’s nothing too crazy. He just wants to make sure you always feel safe in your environment and you’re happy and healthy.
╶ However, if you are ever talking to someone like Brayden, Nathan is always nearby. He doesn’t want Brayden to say some weird shit to you or convince you to do something for him. Nathan’s been through that rabbit hole before and it didn’t turn out well.
━ It doesn’t matter if he’s still in debt by the time he meets you, you are getting spoiled
╶ If he’s still in debt, he’ll write poems for you, pick flowers he saw outside, work extra hard so he’ll always have spare money to treat you on dates
- he’s good at cooking but he’d learn how to bake just for you. Or if you know how to bake, you teach him and it’s a fun couples activity you enjoy doing together
━ Nathan was really scared his mom wouldn’t approve of your guy’s relationship, but she loves you
╶ He introduced you guys probably over a holiday like Christmas and was nervous as fuck, but Helen really likes you
╶ You try to convince her that you shouldn’t be in the family photo, but she’s so insistent, you couldn’t say no to her.
╶ She will definitely show you Nathan’s photo album from when he was a baby/toddler and embarrass Nathan while you’re cooing over how cute he was.
“Aww, babe! Look at how chubby your cheeks are. And that little nose!”
“Mom can you please stop embarrassing me in front of my partner?”
“Just a few more, honey. Oh, and here’s Nathan in the bath!”
“Mom!”
━ Would buy you sex toys for sure
╶ Even if you have some already, the thought of you using a vibrator or a dildo that he bought to pleasure yourself makes his dick hard.
╶ If you want to buy new ones, or have never gotten toys and are too nervous to go by yourself, he will go with you.
- But don’t think he won’t tease you the entire time, because he will
━ Now he may not look like it but Nathan is actually kinky and down for whatever
- Period sex, double penetration with his cock and a toy, orgasm control, role play, you name it
- I think he would secretly love being called sir. It gives him a feeling of authority and power, and he considers it sexy as hell if you call him sir whether he’s punishing or rewarding you
━ Nathan is definitely into risks and has probably fucked you in public
- I can imagine you two going out to dinner with friends and he reaches under your skirt or slips his hand in your pants
- He’s talking to his friends about some dumb sports game meanwhile you’re trying not to make a sound as you come all over his fingers
- He makes it extra hard for you, curling his fingers just right and hitting your g-spot over and over. Nathan gets off on the embarrassment
━ He’s 100% a brat tamer
- If you are naturally on the sassy side and talk back to him, he’s gonna have a field day in the bedroom.
- But even if you’re not usually a brat, Nathan’s okay with that too! He may ask if you two can roleplay a little and if you can act bratty, but he’s chill if you’re not too into that. He’s down for whatever you’re comfortable with.
━ Nathan’s a dom, but he’s a gentle dom with you
- If this is your first time having sex involving BDSM, or somehow your first time ever, Nathan is going to make it a little vanilla for you
- He’s too nervous about overwhelming you, so he eases your way into it like calling you his “good little slut” or telling you not to orgasm until he says so
━ Instructs you on how to ride him
“Enjoying yourself, baby?” Nathan asks you as you bounce up and down on his cock, every inch of his shaft filling you up as you fuck yourself on him.
“Nathan,” a breathless moan slipped past your lips, before you bit the bottom, a needy hum escaping you. “Fuck.” You whine, throwing your head back and squeezing your eyes shut.
“Look at me, baby.” He says. Even when he’s being gentle with you, you can hear the authority in his voice. You turn your head down and look into his eyes, a caramel shade that was both sweet and looked absolutely sinful right now. “Rock yourself on me.”
You do as he says, shifting your hips in a rocking motion. He feels how your soft, warm walls cushion his dick. Nathan groans, his hands on your hips as he guides you, chasing both his and your pleasure. “Fuck yes, baby, just like that. You’re a fucking natural.”
━ Loves and I mean LOVES blindfolding you
╶ He thinks handcuffing and gagging is fine but there’s just something about you seeing nothing but darkness, your moans mixed with curiosity and fear as you touch him hesitantly
╶ He loves putting you in a mating press while fucking you into oblivion, all while you have a silk blindfold covering your eyes, or even better one of his ties. He thinks you get louder with the blindfold on and your moans just fuel him to go faster, harder.
━ Nathan treats you like royalty after sex
╶ He kisses you, tells you how you did such a good job before he cleans you up. If y’all have been going at it for a while, he’ll set up a warm shower for you two and change the sheets.
╶ Will get you whatever you want. Food? Already ordered your favs. Movie? A streaming service is ready (sorry Marshall lol). Blankets, a massage. He is going all out
╶ Even if you just wanna go to sleep, he will make sure you are nice and comfortable in his arms and cuddle you, occasionally kissing your forehead before you guys fall asleep.
MARSHALL WARD
━ Remember how I said Nathan would be nervous about the age gap? Marshall would be petrified at first
╶ He’s trying to tell himself that he’s not a creep and you guys are both adults, but he can’t help but note how you don’t get a good chunk of his movie references, you’re so much more chipper and all that
╶ He would agree to see you again because he does think you’re cute and all, but he’s also scared he’ll fuck this up and scare you off.
╶ However on the second date, Marshall immediately changes his mind. By then he’s able to read you better and be more confident in himself (and he tells himself to cool it on the film trivia).
╶ Personally, I think it’d take him faster than Nathan to feel comfortable to express himself in your guy’s relationship. After a few months of dating he even tried to get you to move in with him, but you two settled for you staying on the weekends.
━ Loves spoiling you with anything and everything you want
╶ Marshall gets pretty good money with collaborating with The Circle Guys and merch and all that, so he treats you like his sugar baby hehe.
- You wanted this book series you read a while ago and didn’t have enough money for the whole set? Well now you do! Wanted this pretty necklace you thought was way too expensive? Not anymore it’s not! You want a fucking cupcake? He’s getting you the best cupcakes in the world
- Sometimes you feel like he’s doing too much, but at the same time, you kinda love being spoiled by him. So while you don’t exactly complain, you do tell him to be wise with his money
- As much as he thinks you’re being dramatic, Marshall relents and he spoils you in other ways like giving you a bajillion kisses while cuddling or spending an entire day with you doing whatever you want.
━ Will tease you about your age
╶ Basically the opposite of Nathan; Marshall’s not gross about it, however he loves rage baiting you by acting as if you don’t know basic shit from the 90s
- It’s genuinely hard to not laugh seeing how mad you get when he acts like you’ve never seen a tree before or he insists you’ve probably never seen the movie he’s talking about when it’s like fucking Jurassic Park or something
- Mootie said Marshall would call you youngling and before you can even say a word explain what that means with a big ass grin on his face and it made me giggle
“Youngling! Y’know, like Star Wars terms. Did you not know that?”
“Marshall, I’m going to hurt you.”
━ To get back at him, you call him your grumpy old man
╶ He of course takes offence to this but it is very true
╶ He hates teenagers and thinks they’re the most annoying, hormonal goblins on the entire planet.
╶ He would most definitely make some snarky remark about how movies nowadays don’t compare to the movies from his era.
╶ He loves complaining to you about how Chicago doesn’t appreciate him and you will probably need to calm him down to make sure he doesn’t go to bed all pissed or upset (if you know he’s Radiant Black by then that is. If you don’t, he’ll just make up some lie about “work”)
━ If you found out he was Radiant Black during the relationship, it’d be through the worst way possible
╶ He probably thought he could hide it from you for a while and maybe break the news to you gently (dumb plan of course but he didn’t know what else to do)
╶ But of course, nothing usually goes his way. You probably got involved somehow in his mess, like you got kidnapped by Jaeger or you almost got killed by someone in the Franklin Group.
╶ He doesn’t even give himself a chance to think before he saves you, making sure you’re okay and you didn’t get hurt. He doesn’t care about keeping up with the secret identity shit. All he cares about in that moment is making sure you’re okay.
- After making sure you’re safe and all, Marshall would give you the chance to walk away from him. He loves you and doesn’t want you to leave, but understands if you do. He probably cried a little when you decided to stay.
━ His texts are all over the place
╶ He will either text you like 10+ messages all at once, or one big message
- If he can’t talk to you for a while he sends a text in all caps with a bunch of hearts that he loves you he’s just going to be busy and he will try not to die (sarcastic even when proclaiming his love)
- Doesn’t use emojis much, just goes for the good ole :), :D, :(, >:(, <3, 8===D (sorry lol)
- Besides some flirty texts, Marshall’s pretty bad at sexting so don’t get your hopes up.
━ If he see’s you playing with Orson, he will consider marrying you
╶ Two of the beings he loves with all his heart look absolutely adorable together? Yeah sign him up for life. He wants to see that shit everyday.
- Orson definitely see’s you as his mama, second papa, or parent, so the moment he see’s you, he acts like an overgrown puppy
━ Meeting his mom is probably not gonna go well
╶ Janet pretty much hates all of Marshall’s partners because who the fuck is mentally unstable enough to like her son? (joke)
╶ However, since you’re younger, you’ll probably get less flack. She’ll probably think you’re with Marshall for money or because being with an older man seemed fun to you, but I don’t think she’d be as harsh on you
╶ If anything, she’d take Marshall aside and interrogate him and ask him why he was with someone younger than him.
“Okay, mom. You don’t need to treat me like some creep, okay? I didn’t force them into anything.”
“I never said you did. I just find it odd you’re so infatuated with them.”
“It’s not infatuation, mom, we’ve been together for nine months.”
“If you say so, honey.”
╶ He’s probably not gonna take you with him next time he see’s his mother. Not because you’re the problem, he just doesn’t want his mom to treat you like some stupid kid or him as a gross old man.
━ Like Nathan, he will roll his eyes at you if you say he has a drinking problem
╶ I personally think he drinks to cope, so if you point that out, he will get very defensive and insists he’s fine.
╶ However, he’s more willing to hear you out rather than dismiss you immediately. Deep down, he does know he uses alcohol to forget about his issues rather than addressing them, but he has an ego and doesn’t wanna admit it.
╶ But if he felt like it was taking more of a toll on him, he’d listen to you and stop drinking as much. Marshall’s more willing to change than he was before he met you, and he loves you so he’d pull his shit together.
━ He’s protective of you, which can be good but also bad
╶ On one hand, you like how safe he makes you feel from creeps or even in general. You feel like you don’t have to be so cautious every single time you go out cause you know Marshall’s there for you.
╶ But on the other hand, there are times he can be overprotective and even possessive.
╶ He can get quite jealous if he see’s you talking to someone for too long and he notices they’ve been eyeing you up for a while. Or you got flustered by a suggestive comment they made.
╶ Can either end up with you talking it out with him or him going hard on you during sex (he’ll make up for it don’t worry)
━ Marshall would be very hesitant at first when it comes to sex
╶ You’ve had less experience than him so he doesn’t wanna freak you out or hurt you.
- He’s just as kinky as Nathan, but he’s a switch who’s dominant with younger partners. He hasn’t really been a gentle dom before but for you he’ll try.
- But if you’ve never had sex involving BDSM or haven’t had sex in general before, he’s going to be very vanilla with you. He’s just not comfortable engaging with BDSM even if it’s just your first night together and you are familiar with BDSM.
- Sex is something Marshall takes very seriously and he wants to ease his way into it to not overwhelm you or him.
━ However, once he does get comfortable, he’s going all out
- He’s letting the freak out and encouraging you to do the same.
- And admittedly, he does find the age gap hot while having sex with you.
━ He loves roleplay but also gets scared while doing it because he’s constantly worrying about if you’re enjoying it
╶ You two have to be having sex for a while for him to be comfortable sharing his fantasies, and you give him explicit consent to do so and so
- You’ll probably have to stop him from getting out a contract
- Usually he’s the submissive in most role play scenarios but with you he can’t help but want to be the dominant.
- He has a lot of fantasies like teacher/student, dilf/babysitter, predator/prey, stuff like that. But he definitely would wanna make a scenario where you’re a civilian and you decide to give Radiant Black a “reward” for saving you.
━ If you introduce him to free use, Marshall would be more open to that
╶ Marshall never really saw the appeal in free use before with his previous partners, but the thought of taking you from behind or however he wanted and you letting him like some desperate slut turned him on way more than it should’ve
- You’ll be in the kitchen making dinner or watching tv or doing whatever and Marshall will grab your hips and start pounding away.
“Marshall! Fuck!” You moaned. Marshall’s nails dug into your skin, leaving half crescent moon shapes on your hips.
“Fuck.” Marshall grunted, thrusting his dick into you over and over again. The way your cunt stretched around him felt addictive. It only made him want to fuck you harder, push you until your legs were sore and tired. “The neighbours are gonna complain about the noise.”
“And whose fault is that, asshole?” You panted. He chuckled before letting go of one of your hips to rub your clit. You whined, arching your back and pressing your ass against Marshall. “Fuck, please make me come.” You begged.
“Oh, I don’t know. I kinda wanna see how much your whore pussy can take.” You whined again, grinding yourself against Marshall. “Fuck,” Marshall groaned before he picked up the pace. “Come. Come all over my fucking dick. Fucking coat it in your cum.”
━ Marshall will die a happy man with his head between your thighs
- He loves eating your pussy, lapping at your sensitive skin like he’s starving. He likes sticking his tongue in your hole and fucking you with it.
╶ It doesn’t matter if your clit is big or small, he’s sucking it.
- He likes to tease you too, dragging his tongue up and down in slow strokes while you squirm and grind yourself on his face. He keeps your hips still if you squirm too much.
━ He’s so down for you to sit on his face
╶ Marshall loves the feeling of holding onto your thighs and running his hands up and down your waist as he’s in absolute heaven.
╶ If you’re worried about being too heavy, he will look at you deadpanned and list every single thing he has carried from cars, to parts of buildings, to fucking robot corpses. You are a feather compared to all that.
━ He loves doing doggy in front of a mirror
- He doesn’t really know what it is, but watching your fucked out face while he absolutely rails you, his hand gripping in your hair, makes the blood rush to his dick.
- You get so flustered while he does it too and that only motivates him to slam his hips into you harder.
━ If he’s feeling romantic, Marshall would put you in a mating press
╶ He finds it primal, but also vulnerable. And it’s easy to kiss your lips and neck and every inch of your skin.
- You two probably have your first time together while in this position. He loves watching the look in your eyes as you’re about to come or how your lips part as you moan about how much you love his touch.
━ Treats you like fine china during aftercare
╶ Basically the same shit as Nathan; cleans you and the bed up, puts on a movie (on DVD), gets you water and something to eat if you need, and turns into a big cuddle monster.
- He probably asks you if you’re okay ten times before you tell him to shush and you’re fine. He worries about going too far, but he trusts your word.
“You did so good for me, baby. I’m so proud of you.” Marshall mutters, stroking your hair as you eventually fall asleep. He yawns and curls up behind you, his face in your neck. “Love you.” He whispers before drifting off as well.
A/N: snow storm was CRAZY sunday it was snowing all day and a little bit throughout the week but pretty light. hope you all are staying warm and safe! here’s a photo from monday morning I thought was pretty hehe
Thinking about High school Robert with a corruption kink for “religious” shy reader
CW: Both Robert and reader are 18, reader has AFAB anatomy, reader is (was) a virgin and Robert is not, masturbation, fingering, oral (both receiving), nicknames, Robert is a bit of a dick but tries to be nice (key word is try), smoking, public/car sex
High school Robert who while not being the sweetest person, tries to be softer and gentle with you. He’d still do shit like smoke around you but is sure not to blow it right in your face, or keep the windows open if you’re in his car.
High school Robert who has a hate-love relationship with how innocent you are. On one hand he loves how squeamish and flustered you get when he makes dirty jokes and stuff. But on the other hand, you two haven’t done anything past making out and while he would never pressure you, he’s getting impatient.
“Religious” shy reader who hates their innocence, period. They feel left behind and like an idiot that doesn’t understand how basic sex works (which isn’t too far from the truth). They wanna please Robert but they don’t know how.
“Religious” shy reader who’s only just started masturbating. All they can really do is play with their clit and tease themselves until they come. They have to start doing it everyday just to focus. They get addicted to it.
”Religious” shy reader who accidentally moans while on call with Robert as they’re humping their pillow, but instead of being weirded out, Robert tells them to go faster and to not hide a single sound.
High school Robert who starts to realize how inexperienced you are and is oddly turned on by it. He starts loving how he’s the one to make you turn over a new leaf and take your innocence away bit by bit. You didn’t even know how to finger yourself until you let him do it for you.
High school Robert who’s in love with the sounds you make as he’s knuckles deep in you, thrusting his fingers while you’re whining, teary eyed, and begging him to let you have an orgasm. Only for him to take his fingers out and start all over, purposefully make you go crazy
High school Robert who, while wanting to please you like there’s no tomorrow, also wants to tease you and hear you beg for it. You looked fucking breathtaking when you were submissive for him, sucking off the same fingers covered in your cum, cleaning his skin.
High school Robert who’s fucked around with a few classmates and thought he wouldn’t care for sex outside of a meaningless hookup, but starts taking it much more seriously for you (though that doesn’t mean he starts being vanilla)
High school Robert who teaches you all sorts of things like how to suck his dick. You two do it while his parents aren’t home. He’s guiding your head up and down, trying not to thrust into your mouth until he can’t take it anymore and makes you swallow his load. He makes up for it by laying you on his bed and going down on you.
“R-Robert! G-God!”
“Hm?” He mumbles, his lips in the midst of sucking and kissing your clit. “Did you say something, dollface?”
You whimper as his tongue drags across your pussy in one long stroke, slow and lazy. “You’re so mean.” You managed to say.
He chuckled. “And you love it. Fine. Wanna come, baby? I’ll make you come so hard you’ll see the Lord himself.”
High school Robert who starts getting a bit too comfortable and starts getting more daring. He starts putting his hand on your thigh in class or putting on arm around you in the hallway. Everyone stares. He doesn’t give a fuck.
High school Robert who even starts fingering you under the table in the library when you’re trying to help him with his homework. He loves watching how your face heats up and you start stammering. You get so nervous but he doesn’t miss the way you shift your hips so he goes deeper.
High school Robert who won’t peer pressure you to smoke with him but teases you about how your clean little lungs wouldn’t be able to handle a single drag. Determined to prove him wrong, you smoke with him. You last two minutes. He laughs at how you cough but ends up buying you a milkshake or whatever you want when you pout.
“Religious” shy reader who slowly starts getting braver at telling Robert their sexual fantasies. At first they feel awkward but soon they get over the embarrassment. Soon telling Robert all the ways they wanna get fucked is like telling him what they had for breakfast.
High school Robert who loves having sex in his car because he can be as loud as he wants. He starts keeping spare blankets and clothes for you and him in the car just in case you two decide to do the deed.
High school Robert who loves the idea of picking you up after you went to your local place of worship and fucking you dumb. He knows it’s wrong but it turns him on and eventually he confesses. It didn’t take much to convince you to make his fantasy come true.
“Robert! F-Fuck, please!” You begged. His hips thrusted at a godly pace, his length filling you up over and over again. You were getting dizzy.
“Please? Please what baby? Please stop? Please keep going? Please slow down?” Robert purred, grabbing your chin and making you look at him. “I can’t keep going if you don’t tell me what you need. Use your words, dollface.”
You swallowed a whine. “P-Please, go harder.” You begged. A wolfish grin spread across Robert’s mouth before he began to piston his hips. His cock made the walls of your pussy flutter and you mewled. “Oh god!” You moaned.
Robert laughed. “No baby. Robert. You call out my name. No one else’s. Not even god. God isn’t the one fucking your cunt and making you scream, is he?” He grunts as he goes faster. “No. I am. You’re mine to fuck. Mine to ruin. Mine to corrupt. You’re not god’s little angel anymore. You’re fucking mine.”
“Religious” shy reader who now screams out Robert’s name every time they come. Robert absolutely loves it.
A/N: Can you tell I’m projecting? Also I lowkey wanna make a fic about this waitttt
Thinking about Robert in high school with a “religious” shy reader
High school Robert was probably unpopular as hell. He wasn’t like bullied or anything like that (though some people were probably dicks to him). He just wasn’t well known.
High school Robert gives me stoner vibes. Like skip class to sit on the stairwell and smoke weed. He feels a little cheeky if he hears someone complain about how it smells like skunk there now
High school Robert who is an angsty teenager and hates everyone. He thinks he’s so cool for being a little shit and not giving a fuck. (Not much of a gentleman)
High school Robert who actually does well in school. He hates studying but he makes an effort to get good grades…except in English class.
High school Robert finds English class and reading very boring and he considers it not as important as his other subjects. So he slacks off. His teacher isn’t a fan of this so she pairs him up with…
“Religious” shy reader! The reason religious is in quotations is because, well… they aren’t actually that faithful
“Religious shy reader” who just claims to be religious so they don’t get in trouble with their family, and keeps up the whole god loving act. It’s easier for them and they get bullied enough
High school Robert who doesn’t hate the reader but thinks they’re weird and finds them annoying and thinks they’re like all the other obnoxious religious kids who think he’s going to hell for smoking a blunt. So he is very unhappy when the teacher moves him to sit beside reader so he can have a “good influence.”
“Religious” shy reader who finds Robert very intimidating. He’ll walk into class late and grumpily ask for notes and the reader will slide their notebook over at lightning speed just to get him to stop looking at them
High school Robert quickly catches on that he’s making the reader uncomfortable and tries to be nicer and softer with them, and slowly starts realizing they have very pretty eyes.
High school Robert starts learning more and more about the reader like their favourite books, colours, if they like coffee or tea more or something else all together. He holds onto these details and can’t get them out of his mind.
“Religious” shy reader who gets nervous when Robert finds out they’re putting on an act, but he tells you he doesn’t give a fuck and keeps his mouth shut. Maybe he’s not as scary as you thought. That and he’s pretty cute when he’s focused on copying your notes
High school Robert who soon starts developing a crush on reader and is at first in denial but accepts it the moment he realizes he doesn’t want anyone else asking you out.
High school Robert who totally doesn’t jack off to reader in his room and first blamed it on the fact he was “stressed from school” but starts doing it shamelessly
High school Robert asks reader out in the most blunt, flat tone ever and gets straight to the point. Probably went something like this:
“Hey.”
“Hm?”
“Do you have a boyfriend?”
“Um, no?”
“Do you like pizza?”
“Uh huh.”
“Are you free tomorrow night at seven?”
“Uh…yes?”
“Cool. Six thirty. I pick you up and we go get some.”
“Wait what?”
“I don’t really care what you wear. Maybe bring a cardigan just in case.”
“I’m sorry, what?”
“You like milkshakes too right? I know a place that does pizza and milkshakes and-
“Robert wait! Are you…asking me out on a date?”
“Uh yeah? Why else would I ask you if you were single?”
“I don’t know! I just didn’t think I was your type!”
“Oh believe me. I surprised myself too. You’re just lucky you’re so adorable.”
“You think I’m adorable?”
“Do you wanna go on a date with me or not?”
High school Robert who you see smile for the first time when you say yes
A/N: I turn eighteen in like basically 3 hours I will no longer be neurodivergent and a minor I’ll just be neurodivergent what da freak 💔 also my phone kept glitching (like freezing up and shit) when trying to edit and it’s pissing me off so much oh my god but anywayssss I hoped that was enjoyable
CW: alcohol, smoking, vaping, sex, house parties, partial virginity loss?, toxic masculinity if you squint, bullying, past relationships, nightmares, ptsd, and masking
A/N: sorry if I’m bombarding you guys with shit. I’ve been coping 😔🤘 (this is long again my badddd)
━ He was a bully since at least primary school
╶ I think he had (and still has) a lot of pent up anger from how he lived his life and how his father left them for another family so he took it out on everyone else
╶ pulling girls hair, beating up boys, stealing their things and dumping them in the water fountain or toilet
╶ it’s not only a way for him to release his anger, but also a way to exert some sort of control or dominance over everyone else
━ he would bully girls as well as boys but when he got older, held himself back a little
╶ while he would make girls do his homework or steal things from them, everything would mostly be verbal rather than physical. the most he’d do to them is flick their forehead or shove them
╶ if a girl ever got into a fight with him, it would be initiated by her. he would definitely fight back but he’d restrain his real strength
━ He would bully someone if he found out they had a crush on him and humiliate them
╶ it’s kinda sadistic of him. he likes seeing how even though he treats then like shit, they’d still take it and maybe even blush a little
╶ if he’s ever had a crush on someone who was nerdy, quiet, or unpopular he would do the same thing
╶ ok enough bully hc he’s not a bully anymore lol just an asshole
━ He’s grown to be a bit protective of his half siblings and he hates it
╶ he wishes he could hate them like how he kinda did in the beginning but he honestly can’t
╶ he’ll subtly ask them how they are so he can make sure no one’s messing with them. if they were ever bullied themselves, he’d take care of it
╶ he will never admit it but he has a soft spot for Brock
╶ and he always wanted a little sibling so
━ he keeps air freshener in his car because he drinks and smokes so much in there the whole damn car smells like it
╶ he’s vaped once but thought it was lame lmao
━ he’s never hosted one before, but he’s been to a lot of house parties, whether he’s invited or not
╶ it’s really just an excuse for him to drink a shit ton of alcohol and hook up with a girl
╶ he probably met Vanessa at a house party
━ he’s had a lot of girlfriends before and was a bit of a player, but Vanessa was the one girl he actually cared about
╶ he doesn’t care that it’s been months since they broke up, he still plans on getting her back
╶ he doesn’t necessarily hate Pashaun, but he’s not friendly with him either
━ he’s like half a virgin
╶ Regina George core
╶ no but seriously lol, he’s never had the real thing, but he’s done some sexual activities
╶ he tries to act like he doesn’t care about losing his virginity in something like a hookup, but secretly he kinda does want his first time to be special
╶ it’s okay Dylan, virginity isn’t real anyway
━ if someone ever criticized the way his mother raised him, he’d get pissed off immediately and jump to her defence
╶ Gwen wasn’t perfect but she did all she could as a single mom and Dylan’s grateful he had her as a mother
━ a part of him genuinely hates being rogue sun
╶ he does think having superpowers is cool and shit, but also he could die at any point in time and he’s always running into danger
╶ but he’s conflicted because not only does he wanna save his mom, he’s also acknowledged that rogue sun made him a better person morally
━ he was home alone half the time as a kid when Gwen was job hunting because babysitters took one look at him and said yeah hell no
╶ he learned to be more independent and surprisingly didn’t destroy the house. the worst he would do is just watch cartoons all day
╶ his favs were gargoyles, the 80s tmnt, count duckula, spectacular Spider-Man, and Ben 10
╶ defo had a crush on Elisa Maza but like, who didn’t?
━ he’s no Gordon Ramsey, but he’s actually decent at cooking
╶ but he’ll only cook for you if he likes you so if he shoves a bowl of soup at you, don’t question anything and just eat
╶ he’s mediocre at baking but learned how to make banana bread just for his mom :(
━ he absolutely hates crying
╶ it’s not really about being weak, it’s more like he hates how shaky he gets, how he can barely breathe or speak, his vision’s blurry, that kinda thing
╶ he has cried in front of Juliette before, and he’ll never admit it, but it felt nice to get everything he bottled up out as she comforted him
━ it’s easy to tell when he gets embarrassed because his face, ears, and neck get bright red
╶ he accidentally called Juliette mom once and looked like a fucking tomato
━ he has freckles but on random parts of his body like the inside of his arms, his back, his chest, etc
━ he has nightmares about reliving a lot of events as rogue sun, but they’re always 10x more horrifying
╶ they’ll be of him using the black fire against his mom, Reggie getting murdered, Caleb taking over his body
╶ sometimes it’ll even be of things that didn’t happen like his mom or Vanessa dying
━ sometimes he wished Marcus didn’t die so Dylan could just beat him up and take out all his anger on him
╶ he also may just secretly want to be held
╶ he’s incredibly jealous of his half siblings because they got to know a version of Marcus that was softer, more caring, etc
╶ he tells himself he doesn’t want a father/son relationship with him but another small part of him does
━ if Juliette or Dotty ever express concern for him, he’ll try to act like an annoying piece of shit so they drop the topic
╶ he does get shaken up by the shit he’s seen but masks most of the time
━ he still visits Reggie’s memorial and brings him flowers
━ he would never explicitly say it to Byron’s face, but Dylan does feel bad about how he treated Byron
╶ he’d probably make it up by getting Byron tickets for a movie he talked about wanting to see or getting him and Amanda reservations at a restaurant
━ apple juice truther
━ tolerates kids at most but for some reason kids love him
╶ like they’ll take one look at this stupid guy and be like “yeah I’ll follow him around like a duckling”
╶ he will teach your kids swear words
━ his favourite dessert is anything with apples and raspberries he’s a big apple and raspberries fan
╶ he does love a good cheesecake though
━ he loves horror movies, his favourite is An American Werewolf in London
╶ other favs are The Texas Chain Saw Massacre, Evil Dead, The Ring, The Omen, and Scream
━ he’s read Stephen King before and was more grossed out if anything
━ he’s a love island watcher lmao but don’t tell nobody that otherwise he’ll hunt you down
A/N: and what if I said dylan reminds me of my bully who I had a crush on…
CW: peer pressure, alcohol, smoking, weed, mental health problems, ptsd+cptsd, toxic masculinity if you squint, nightmares, bullying, sex, faked virginity loss? (lol) and past relationships
A/N: what the title says lol. still getting back into the writing groove. besides my life being kinda shit rn I’m also feeling stressed (ig that’s how I can describe it) bc I’ll be going to university on tuesday and it’s kind of like my wake up call like hey you’re frfr growing up. but anywhoooo just have what my brain cooked up of these two bc I love them (THIS IS SO LONG SORRY GUYSSS)
NATHAN BURNETT
━ This may be me projecting but I think he has ADHD
╶ I started thinking this in #3 specifically. Just the way he has so many ideas and thoughts running around in his head, and literally was on his laptop all day yet still managed to procrastinate or just couldn’t write.
╶ he also gets easily frustrated when things don’t go according to plan/what he planned out in his head. like when he’s talking to his dad about his financial problems he immediately shuts him down and desperately wants to get out of that situation. or when marshall doesn’t listen to him and he goes straight to calling him a dick
╶ this may be pure projection but the way he was able to write three short stories yet couldn’t continue to work on his novel had me thinking MEEEE
╶ some other points are he can have these total shifts in mood, problems completing tasks, and problems with how he handles his stress
━ I also think he has social anxiety but no one really suspects it because he’s actually very good at talking to people.
╶ inside he’ll be like “omfg act fucking normal or else they’ll think you’re a freak. did I smile weird? I smile weird. shit now I can’t smile normally at all because I know I smile weird. is there something stuck in my teeth? do I stand weird? do I sound weird? do they think I’m stupid? oh god they think I’m a fucking clown.”
╶ meanwhile the other person is like “wow what a nice, chill guy.”
━ he wasn’t necessarily spoiled as a child but everyone including his parents always gushed over him
╶ like everyone would be like “aww what a sweet boy” whenever he did anything remotely cute like hold onto his mom’s skirts or say please as “pwease.”
╶ but then he realized that he could actually get away with a lot of shit
╶ writing all over the walls and then going in the most innocent voice “I didn’t know I wasn’t allowed to!” or cussing and making all the adults laugh because they think he doesn’t know what he’s saying (meanwhile Nathan’s like 😈)
━ he was definitely a teachers pet in primary school, which I like to think is how he met Marshall
╶ Marshall was probably doing some stupid fifth grader shit like writing in his textbook and Nathan decides to fuck everything up for him and be a little tattletale
╶ Marshall definitely bullied him for that but then Nathan retaliated and they had detention together
╶ They probably switched juice boxes with each other and started bonding over cartoons or comics. idk if c.o.w.l. would’ve been in their age range but if not, it was probably Batman or Spiderman
╶ And that’s how Nathan got his buddy :)
━ In high school, I think Nathan was much more prone to peer pressure than in previous school years
╶ If someone invited him to a party he’d be over the moon but then have to sneak out early to avoid a panic attack because of how overwhelming it got
╶ he wouldn’t drink alcohol or smoke weed if someone asked him straight up, but if someone teased him long enough he’d do it and regret it later
╶ he also lied and said he wasn’t a virgin and would brag about having sex with any random girl that came to mind, but he immediately stopped doing that after one girl found out and she beat his ass
╶ after he and marshall went to go see No Country for Old Men, he cried because he realized he missed his best friend so much and his mom had to comfort him :(
━ he will never admit it but the years he spent in L.A. were the worst years of his life
╶ brayden threw parties almost every night when they were roommates which stressed him out a lot. he’d either hide in his room the whole night or fake a smile through the whole thing
╶ he and JJ ended off on a really bad note and their relationship became really toxic for the last few months which was why he got very sensitive when someone mentioned her
╶ he got very depressed and dealt with a lot of mental health problems but never opened up because he’s a stubborn mule who thinks he can handle everything himself
╶ he felt very lonely in L.A. and while being in debt was one of the worst things that ever happened to him, a part of him was relieved to come back home because he wouldn’t have done it by his own will
━ drinking is the only way he can get through parties
━ he’s a stress smoker and refuses to acknowledge it
━ when he falls in love, he falls hard
╶ he wouldn’t necessarily love bomb someone, but he would be a bit over the top and shower them with compliments or small gifts
╶ if he ever dated someone when he’s trying to pay off his debt, he would still try to his best to shower them with love, but maybe make them handmade gifts instead like poems (or even flowers he saw randomly and decided to pick for them)
╶ he can be a bit overprotective and jealous though oopsie
━ in terms of sexuality, while I do see him as straight, I also see him as being bi with a preference for women
╶ to him, he would probably realize any romantic feelings he had for a guy like a year or two later and be like ohhhh
━ he doesn’t like it when the other party tries to take control during sex
╶ he’s already insecure and often feels like he’s out of control and sex for him is where he can let those insecurities go for a second
╶ he won’t make the other person do anything out of their own will of course, but if they wanted to take control, he’d be quite hesitant
╶ he’s not vanilla not at all
━ he’d have very vivid nightmares after the catalyst war
╶ of course almost everybody did but for him they’d be about his dad dying or even being sacrificed, and Nathan fails to save him in every one
╶ his mom, or Marshall if he was staying over, would hear him screaming in his sleep and he’d wake up sobbing and repeating I’m sorry over and over again
━ he’s quite passive aggressive when he’s mad at someone but that’s how he stops himself from snapping
━ he likes mango juice (I am not being biased mango solos apple and orange)
━ his favourite dessert is snickerdoodles and cherry pie
━ he’s actually very good at writing erotica but he feels so awkward when doing it so he chooses not to
━ his guilty pleasure is period dramas
━ don’t ask him for crime/thriller book recs because he will go on and on and on
╶ he also likes horror novels and can generally handle them
╶ the only story that really freaked him out was I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream (no I’m not projecting shut up)
╶ he read Haunting Adeline as a joke and had to stop at the gun scene (because girl what the fuck)
━ a man who can cook!
╶ and yes he will cook for you just ask him nicely 😌
━ he thinks spicy food is yummy but he has to have like three glasses of milk on standby
━ he was into Star Wars and Raimi’s Spiderman movies as a teen, still is
━ he likes listening to cigarettes after sex, arctic monkeys, the 1975, coldplay, and the weeknd
━ he drinks too much coffee dawg
╶ one time he drank like five cups in two hours and passed out from all the caffeine and sugar…
━ when he got into the coma he dislocated his left arm and sometimes it still feels weird
━ he wants to be a dog person but cats love him so much he’s just accepted he’s a cat person
━ he’s actually thought about having kids before but because of the debt he’s a little hesitant to now
╶ he doesn’t want to worry about his child going through the same struggles as he did
╶ but if he did have kids he’d spoil them, and if he ever had a son, he’d name him Henry after his dad
MARSHALL WARD
━ now I don’t have autism myself, so maybe I’m reaching with this one but these are just some things I’ve noticed with Marshall I’ve also noticed my autistic friends or family members do
╶ he doesn’t really understand social cues like some examples I can think of are in the first issue when he literally refuses to get off the tracks when a fucking train is coming or when his dates wanted to sleep with him in the rebuild arc
╶ he has a hard time making friends like honestly the only friends I think he really has are Nathan and Eva
╶ he can be a dick on purpose but sometimes he really doesn’t mean to but it comes off as so, that and sometimes he takes what people say literally (like not understanding when they’re being sarcastic)
╶ he’s also kinda scared of change, like when Nathan doesn’t wanna hang out with him like old times he gets very upset
╶ and of course, his special interest is movies
╶ (again I don’t have autism so I can be completely wrong with these!)
━ when he was a kid, he wanted to be a movie director or work on movies
╶ a part of him still wants to but he’s too busy being radiant black
━ loved Batman beyond as a kid, sometimes he rewatches episodes for comfort
╶ I think he also liked Spiderman the animated series, x-men, static shock, and gargoyles
━ he was a freak as a kid and many of the neighbourhood kids were scared of him
╶ he was the type to dissect dead animals in his front yard with no shame or make up the creepiest shit and everyone would stare at him like he’s the spawn of satan
╶ he was also a bit of a troublemaker in class which was how he met Nathan
╶ he would write on Nathan’s desk, stare him down to freak him out during recess, and be a petty little bitch and steal Nathan’s fork so he couldn’t eat his lunch
╶ he’s very shocked when Nathan retaliates by tackling him to the ground, but roughs him up back until they get dragged to detention by the scruff of their necks (it’s okay they become friends)
━ Marshall never admitted it, but he was very jealous of Nathan as a child (sometimes he still is)
╶ Nathan’s house was always so peaceful and his parents were so nice to Marshall even though they knew he could be a lot to handle
╶ Marshall’s house was always very chaotic and his parents were always screaming and fighting with each other
╶ his dad left when he was around ten/eleven so he spent a lot of time at Nathan’s when the divorce was being finalized and stuff
━ His dad left cigarette burns on Marshall’s back, just places that would be mostly hidden
╶ He always did it when his mom wasn’t around, but Marshall doesn’t actually know if she knew or not
━ The reason he and Nathan stopped being friends was because of a fight he got into with some senior boys in tenth grade
╶ Nathan was already dealing with a lot of peer pressure and he didn’t wanna be associated with Marshall so he broke things off
╶ Marshall yelled at him and called him a piece of shit and a pussy, but when he got home he cried because he lost the one person he thought liked him despite everything
━ Marshall was never a bully but he never bothered being nice
╶ The most he’d do is just be silent around people or roll his eyes, but if he heard you talk shit about him, or even to his face, he wouldn’t bother holding back any snide comments
╶ If he saw anyone who he knew was a nice person getting bullied, he wouldn’t hesitate to beat the asshole up and then ask the person if they were okay and then leave right after
╶ he’d do it all in public he doesn’t care
╶ the fight he got into in #25 was probably because he saw someone who was a decent person getting their shit rocked and he stepped in
━ I think he went to college but only because he didn’t want to be seen as dumb
╶ he picked something like film studies as his major, got his bachelor’s, and then dipped
╶ I don’t think he ever bothered with parties because he thought they were stupid
╶ he was also a stoner in college
━ when he falls in love, he becomes obsessed
╶ he’s finding out which classes they take (if any), where they go to work, what their interests are, if they have any pets
╶ he can be a stalker without realizing it
╶ he has burner accounts to stalk his exes but not out of malicious intent. he’s just curious to see how their life is now
╶ much more overprotective/possessive than Nathan would ever be but it’s mostly out of fear they’ll leave him
╶ the Brenda he mentions in #24 was his first love
━ I think sex is something Marshall takes very seriously
╶ maybe if he’s comfortable he’ll make jokes but I think for the most part he considers it too vulnerable and intimate to goof off
━ I don’t think he has a type per se, but he wants them to be passionate about something and just as obsessed with him as he is with them
╶ bonus points if they’re a nerdy little freak like him
━ in terms of sexuality, I see him as queer/unlabled
╶ he doesn’t care about gender, he will love a woman, a man, or whatever shamelessly
━ he has nightmares about the other him/timeline
- they’ll range from him killing Nathan, or Eva and Satomi, and just genuinely the most horrifying shit
╶ no matter what he or anyone says, he feels responsible for what the other Marshall did. And he’s scared that no matter what he does he’ll always feel responsible
━ he gave Orson to his mother willingly, but on the way home he cried since Orson’s been with him since he was a puppy
━ he drinks to cope but will never admit it
━ he refuses to go to therapy and will make excuses like “therapy is for wussies” even though he knows that’s not true
━ when he’s mad he gives people the silent treatment but when he’s pissed he makes small talk which is so much worse because he’s all menacing
━ he is absolutely terrified of having children because of the way he was raised
╶ in a way, yelling at teenagers and being just as bitchy as them is like his way of convincing himself “see you can never be a parent. you’d fuck up a poor kids life.”
╶ but he has thought of it and admittedly he does think babies are cute
━ will argue with people on Twitter over movies but when he’s feeling nice, he gives baby movie buffs film recs
━ his guilty pleasure is chick flicks and rom coms
╶ he loves Legally Blonde with a burning passion, and he cried watching Mamma Mia
━ he is an orange juice guy
━ his favourite desert is ice cream and his favourite flavours are moose tracks and coconut
━ he can cook basic stuff but he’s come close to burning down the kitchen multiple times
╶ Nathan has tried to teach him but it didn’t go too well…
╶ Marshall doesn’t think he ever saw Nathan get that mad before
━ he thinks of Eva as his little sister and wants to meet Muriel
━ watched The Idol and regrets it
╶ he can never see Abel the same after that
A/N: Nathan my Goodreads king and Marshall my Letterboxd loser <3
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