Wearing just socks and a phone

I am Maggie and I am dumb

[thatsmoderatelyraven]

tired of all of the fake friends and backstabbers. the immaturity never ends. can’t wait for 8th gradee <3

[shittyidea]

Beautiful

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

Twilight may be trash but at least they cast actual native americans to play natives

[brigwife-deactivated20240426]

The Twilight franchise was basically a great cast all trapped in hell together

[acoolguy]

they fucking killed him

[euo]

when the kid youre babysitting tells you he wants to show you a cool place and it’s just the upstairs of a supermarket with a scary old man sitting at a table alone for no reason and you are scared for your life

[floatinggoathead]

Not only is there a villlage called Thrussington

Not only this

But the annual Thrussington bicycle race has been named “The Thrussy Thrash”.

“The Thrussy Thrash”.

[wilcowes]

IVE HAD IT

[assasins]

Supermassive Black Hole Live AOL Sessions

[felixcolgrave]

Waiting for a render, drew a garf to calm my nerves. Photoshop probably slowed down the rendering, but the garf was undeniably therapeutic.

[loveamongthesailors]

I open up my lasagna cupboard and like 50 of these little scamps come scuttling out. My lasagna; gone

[nheyguys-deactivated20181204]

my dying body: please…. feed me a vegetable……..

me: lmao i dont think so you vegan sjw piece of shit

[theweirdwideweb]

[thehuskinbee-deactivated2017061]

Sounds like a tomodachi mii

[meme-theft]

[wattpadfic-deactivated20170213]

when yr so tired ur eyelids are like SHUT IT DOWN BOYS but ur brian is like OPEN THOSE GATES LADS n ur closing ur eyes then opening then closing then opening then closing then opening then closing

[thenosleepsquad-blog]

“ur brian”

[wattpadfic-deactivated20170213]

listen here mate i know what i said and i stick by it i cling to my mistakes like a real man

[theparrotkids]

Them damn kids these days, never get off their phones.

[picedyke]

[simcity4soundtrack]

*a generally normal object*

humans: 

*a generally normal object but very, very small*

humans:  :O!!!!!!!!

[cassandratongue]

This is an alien meme.

[nitramaraho]

Here have a vine compilation that I made and enjoy I’m not late to the party or anything

[thebootydiaries]

#imagine: this is justin’s face when u tell him ur pregnant 😍😍😍😍

[poorlytimed-deactivated20190607]

I am going to end my life