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| Donk | 28 | I have been here for fifteen years so at this point nothing can phase me. beholden to my stupid blog

[echo-coyote]

Fun Fact: Togrutas are capable of echolocation

[exuviator]

Visit Original Link

[anungulateaday]

Valais Blacknose (Ovis aries)

[eltonjohndenver]

some of you don’t seem to realize that In the clearing stands a boxer and a fighter by his trade and he carries the reminders of every glove that laid him down or cut him till he cried out in his anger and his shame "I am leaving, I am leaving" but the fighter still remains

[userscully]

STAR TREK: THE ORIGINAL SERIES (1966-1969) 1.02 “Charlie X”

[patronsaintofmistakenidentity]

"cigarette" implies the existence of a much larger "cigar"

[patronsaintofmistakenidentity]

i recovered by the time i hit post but when i first had this thought i had genuinely forgotten cigars exist

[yellbug]

i used to follow someone who would reblog this post like 50 times a day and i tried to filter it but because i filtered it using the whole phrase i would see them all anyway but it made the whole post funnier to me so i left it like that and now every time i see this i smile fondly

[miss-hexatrix]

I can't tell you how strange it felt to see a post with this photo attached, bc I also have this post blocked in the exact same way

Though to be fair it's nice to know I'm not alone

[yellbug]

[aphrostiel]

the one with the whales

the way the voyage home has changed my life, not a day goes by that i don't think about it

[contextfreepatentart]

[great-and-small]

[bbg100]

You don't like my domestic au? But I lobotomized the characters just for you :( isn't it so nice now that everyone's happy? They all talk and forgive each other 😊 they're getting married, you know. They're pregnant, you know. Time skip soon! Two beautiful kids. After they have them they will put aside all their passions. Maybe they will never go back to the coffee shop 🤭or university 😜. Maybe they will stay at home with their children. I made this world just for you. Isn't it domestic? Isn't it perfect? Look at how everyone smiles! I am smiling :) are you?

[sleepyjim2]

ⓘ Tip: while sewing, you can unlock scary sewing by losing your needle somewhere on your bed.

[translating-posts-into-klingon]

qeS: bIQIS 'e' DaQobmoHlaH, QongDaqlIjDaq HujlIwlIj DachIlchugh

[ohhhyestottytottytotty]

May I suggest:

qeS: nIqghachDaq, QongDaqlIjDaq ngajmeylIj yIlIjchugh, nIqghach Qob yItIv.

Literal breakdown:

"Advice: At sewing, if you lose your small sharp things in your bed, enjoy dangerous sewing."

qeS: tip / advice

nIqghachDaq = in/at sewing

QongDaqlIjDaq = in your bed

ngajmeylIj = your needles (approx. “your small sharp things”)

yIlIjchugh = if you lose them

nIqghach Qob = dangerous sewing

yItIv = enjoy it

[translating-posts-into-klingon]

Hi fellow Klingon speaker! :D

Glad to see another translator in da house B) I just have a few things to say:

nIqghach is not a valid construction in Klingon, because you can only add the nominalizing suffix -ghach can only be added to a verb that already has another suffix attached to it (for example, nIqchu'ghach and nIqlI'ghach would be valid)

The verb nIq means to weave or knit - QIS is the verb which means to sew

The locative suffix -Daq can only be used for physical locations (eg. yuQDaq = located on the planet, juHDaq = located in the building), and can't be used on anything that isn't a place

ngaj is a verb meaning to be short in duration (as in, a short amount of time), and since it's a verb, it can't be used as a noun. Klingon actually has a word for needle - HujlIw

lIj means to forget, chIw is the verb meaning to lose/misplace an object

batlh Holmaj DaghojtaHjaj! (may you keep learning our language with honour!)

[mortimermcmirestinks]

op did you see this coming when you made the original post

[girlsjustwannahaveadegree]

Me at least twice a week

[doolallymagpie]

it’s time

[oneclickangel]

reblog if you're corny and insufferable

[bluerscarf]

working hard or hardly working hmmm

[meroncm]

Spock scketch

[marsinvaders]