MushrumHed

I am not new tumblr just fucked me over for some reason/ any pronouns/18+/currently bingeing too many shows that are not anime or animated shows unfortunately

[pineappical]

screenshot redraw that took FOREVER (it was 5 hours)

[pineappical]

this one's also now available as a poster too over here n_n! 💛

[kyri45]

I saw a lot of you asking how to overcome those feelings of being jealous of other people art, of the challenges of art or the frustration of your own art not matching what you initially envisioned. 💜To all of you, know this: you’re not “behind”, you’re not “worse” and your art is not “wrong”. 💜

Many beginner artists might miss clarity in what they want to draw, or skills they still need to fully develop, but all of us should have fun while doing art, not be miserable about it. More than 1700 students decided to try to finally change their point of view alongside me, and while I wont be able to help everyone (my courses have limited spots) i hope i can help you falling in love with art again💜

You still have 3 days to join before registrations close again!

[samreich]

who did this to me

[linipik]

10 YEARS OF VLD!!🩷💙❤️🖤💚💛

A whole decade of voltron and this amazing fandom.

Back in June 2016 I started watching this series, never to be the same again. What a journey!

[rigormortem]

I've changed that was four reblogs ago

[thememedaddy]

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

What month should we hold the tumblr Sexywoman Contest 2027?

January

February

March

April

May

June

July

August

September

October

November

December

Remaining time: 13 hours

[cheesecakemermaid1048]

June where yuri day is,just like god intended

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Good point, as a side note we also have the option to have it end on Yuri day

[nearlyenoughcats]

I'd suggest International Women's Day (March 8th)

[aca-sonia]

[zaphoda]

Are you ready to die for the bit, ryan gosling?

[iinukshuk]

im in love with these silly knitted dogs

[osgoss]

ooohh this white man and his weak heart

[64mpg]

ok you know what mommy’s sick and tired of your poor reading comprehension

[joeyridersvoid]

Thinking about when I worked at a shitty restaurant + one night it was just me + 3 other women on closing shift, so some guy came in the back and waved a knife around, presumably for money but I’m not actually certain, bc he was met with the bartender holding a much bigger knife, a tiny teenager wielding a cast iron pan, an elderly woman holding up a crockpot of clearly boiling water, and me, turning on the meat slicer with eye contact for maximum effect. He left, but the moral of the story is not girl power or whatever, it’s just. Why the fuck would you threaten a room full of underpaid and sleep-deprived blue-collar workers surrounded by lethal weapons.

[flipocrite]

Even ignoring the quantity of workers or weaponry, I think there’s something special about specifically

using a knife

to threaten a cook

in a kitchen

[earhartsease]

not the

not the shar

not the sharpest kn

[mortimermcmirestinks]

*nods wisely* not the sharpest knool in the shed

[marlinspirkhall]

Bringing a knife to a lots-o-knives fight

[absolutegibberishandnumbers]

jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged

[hadesisqueer]

It will always make me mad that Once Upon A Time decided to have a sapphic couple including Red but instead of going for her endinh up with Belle or Mulan they went with Dorothy. Red and Belle were good friends, had chemistry and they would've been a fun take on Beauty and the Beast, but I get that they were already doing that with Rumple I guess. Red and Mulan though? Mulan was an already established sapphic character that canonically travelled with Red for a while so they had a bond, chemistry as well and their first meeting was with Red being literally on top of her while Mulan had heart eyes so I really thought they were going there. But nope. They went for Dorothy which was like. Forced as fuck. Thank god Alice and Robin II came later but fuck if they didn't waste Red and Mulan's potential.

[zer0caffeine]

Original post by @morallygrayautisticscientist here, this post was so funny I decided to draw it lol.

Panel by panel below:

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