yo nerds

This blog is completely worthless and probably not worth your time. Oh well!

[musicalpeaches]

noot noot?

noot!

[reallyshittyzodiacposts]

The signs as headlines from The Onion

(this one was really fun to make)

Aries:

Taurus:

Gemini:

Cancer:

Leo:

Virgo:

Libra:

Scorpio:

Sagittarius:

Capricorn:

Aquarius:

Pisces:

[brokebackboys]

yall know so much about astrology

[willow]

We’re all just making shit up as we go

[awkwardlesbianparisgeller-deact]

yall know so much about astrology: Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo we’re just making shit up as we go: Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Aquarius, Pisces 

[felinekin-deactivated20160804]

wheres capricorn

[cirex22]

Wheres capricorn: capricorn

[musicalpeaches]

Signs as things my Physics Teacher said.

aries: "Stand up Gabe, I'm setting your desk on fire."

taurus: "I don't care who's condom it is, put it away."

gemini: "Whoever wrote mitochondria as the most important thing you learned in science raise your hand I know there's more then one."

cancer: "No don't ask Jesus for help on your quiz if you didn't study, not even Jesus can help you now."

leo: "Would anyone like to donate clothing to put on our class skeleton, it makes me uncomfortable he gets to be naked in this class but I can't."

virgo: "No I'm not grading your tests I'm trying to sell my world of Warcraft account. That's what happens when you have kids."

libra: "Don't marry anyone named Mia. Most likely she's only marrying you for a visa trust me."

scorpio: "Oh really does it say your a loser on your birth certificate too?"

sagittarius: "I may have accidentally sent a very personal email to one of your parents that was suppose to go to my mom."

capricorn: "Which one of you hell beasts stole my almond chocolate off my desk?"

aquarius: "No Gabe, Bill Nye the science guy isn't a documentary."

pisces: "Do I look like I would keep dead rats in a jar?- Don't answer that."

[phroyd]

Hemp is so threatening to the Commodities Industry, they have Lobbied Against Legalization since the 1920s.

Phroyd

[graceebooks]

weed will set us free

[roseykins]

HEMP AND WEED ARE NOT THE SAME PLANT. *huffs*

*clears throat*

They’re cousins. They look similar, but Hemp can be used to make durable clothing, paper, biodegradable plastics, and has high nutritional value. It’s oil is good as an anti-inflammatory if taken in pill form with other medication. If you smoke hemp, you’re not going to get high. There’s no THC in hemp.

Doing the above things with Marijuana is a waste of THC ;p

Pot = medicinal and recreational depressant drug

Hemp = practical and nutritional plant capable of replacing tree-pulp, cotton and synthetic fibers. Also replenishes the nutrients in farming soil when other food crops have depleted the nutrients (Such as corn)

[killingalittletime-deactivated2]

“Until the early 1900s industrial hemp was a valuable crop used all over the world for its strong fibers and oil seeds. Today, however, the common perception of the industrial hemp plant is generally negative and associated with the drug marijuana. 

This perception is the legacy of a century of powerful influences construing hemp as a dangerous drug, even though it is not a drug and it has the potential to be a profitable alternative crop. In the United States, the public’s perception of hemp as marijuana has blocked hemp from becoming a useful crop and product.” Full paper here. 

[theinturnetexplorer]

the crows are his allies now.

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

“THE DEBT MUST BE REPAID. YOU HAVE OUR ALLEGIANCE, HUMAN”

@theclockworkscarecrow

[undeadwill]

That’s actually how it works.

[literaryreference]

Crows: smart enough to not only remember but convey to their buddies which humans were nice to them that one time and which were jerks, but dumb enough to get their heads stuck in fences, apparently.

[tharook]

intelligence is the capacity for stupidity

[fuks]

[musicalpeaches]

adults: college 2 expensive??? just apply 4 scholarships!! it's that easy!! apply to every singl one and u can pay 4 the college, ur just a lazy millennial (:

scholarships: $500 Scholarship, must be grad student majoring in neurobiology, must provide SSN, very large essay, impressive resume, published work and research, birth certificate, organ donor, ran a marathon. also ur competing against 2 million other students, good luck!!

me: why

[fitandhealthyhero]

[anomaly1]

I’m biting my lip from making a smart comment

[11011101654-deactivated20160202]

*sext to yo man*

[fentyfupa]

I mean☕️🌚 someone gon have to say it eventually…

[bando--grand-scamyon]

SCREAMING

[babysza]

Someone please say it

[daddynoooo]

I’m done…..lolol….this is true but I’m done

[biohazerd]

Yall triflin lmfao

[allbl-ck]

😈🌚….

[itsmisspickle-deactivated201812]

[weddingcakesnoball-deactivated2]

Lol this is hilarious

[moo-sopretty]

I don’t get it😩

[baby-berita-deactivated20200413]

The suspense is killing me 😂

[murder-she-wont-deactivated2017]

Lmaooo

[theryanproject]

Y'all need to stop 😂😂😂

[bando--grand-scamyon]

Reblogging again for the shade, but the truth is backed by health science LMAO

[myblaqboudoir]

So ain’t nobody gonna actually say it 😂😂

[garnbinogirlforever]

Don’t you dare fuckin say it.

[firstoffletmesayi]

This is a concept fa dat ass.

[candiikismet]

I’m holding my breath about to pop!!! Don’t y'all dare!

[rappermode]

[blvck-mermaid]

Actually the fact that no one has said it makes it better. I’ll wait………….. watch for it to come back around 

[ayemuhhfucka]

gah damn i love tumblr so much

[dezilife]

Lmao !!!

[cuethetrou-deactivated20201023]

*internally screams out answer*

[bitch-puddin]

Who gwaan say it? Who gwaan say it? Who gwaan say it? 😂😂😂😂

[wvrthy]

lmfaooo why do I live for posts like these though?

[getmoneysexmen]

Ha the last one

[cosmic-noir]

[brownnskinboy-deactivated201812]

[dr-gyaci]

I’ve reblogged this for weeks and still nothing…SENSATIONAL

[rugracks904]

Just followed all y'all cuz we all know the answer, but holding it like the secret Krabby Pattie Formular

[thequeenof-me]

somebody please say it 😩

[firstoffletmesayi]

noooooOOOOOAP

[sunflowerjawn]

After all this, no body gonna say anything 😂😂

[afrohoopz-deactivated20170811]

And the wait continues

[mmshawty]

Omfg

[afrodesiacworldwide]

lmao!! Fact… Keep it going!!!

[beaupei]

SHIT, I’LL SAY IT

[gonebutnotforgottenlmao-deactiv]

LMAOO I LOVE THIS

[poeticuma]

👀🤔

[dynastylnoire]

Here for this

[freshest-tittymilk]

Oh Lord do I ever want to

[theknightmurders]

we all like…

[yonivibes21-deactivated20220829]

[jennygogos]

[letsboldlygomotherfuckers]

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[henologist]

[tatianamooslany-blog]

[mysteryho1238138798223789-deact]

chaotic neutral

[mothurs]

i'm dtf

down to forget

[bobross]

me: oh my god please let me concentrate for once my shit brain: Ra Ra Rasputin. Russia’s Greatest Love Machine.

[flock-talk]

[blankvhs]

why would u kill his legacy…

[supahighposts]

[s1uts-deactivated20250921]

my chest hurts

[takineko]

I don’t know where I fit in. *stares at the emo and sweats*

[crogus-inc]

EXCUSE ME. How DARE YOU simplify white culture this much?! As someone with a WHOLE PhD in White Culture I am APALLED that you would leave out the fusion aspect of white culture which is VITAL to their survival and reproductive evolution, as well as cultural linguistosocio capabilities. Behold the TRUE types of white people, taking fusion into account below: