I Saw a Giraffe.

My Failed Attempt at Being Artsy. Enjoy.

[bassiter]

*straight man voice* you want me to EAT my ice cream with a PINK spoon???? you might as well shove TEN COCKS right up my ASS

[unrar]

A person finds a unique way to carry a copy of the Mona Lisa across the street, James Stanfield.

[miggylol]

I’ve found it. I’ve found the worst thing.

[friendlyneighborhoodpixie]

“The worst thing?”

You FOOL.

It can ALWAYS be worse.

[beaft]

you are like a little baby. watch this.

[trinklied]

#please keep adding terrible jeans to this post  

ok

[rigberts]

@deanbeltingbohemianrhapsody

[trashcanbees-deactivated2019120]

This is fucking jarmageddon

[kniivila]

Dog does not understand

[acehotel]

[heythatsmyleg]

[diddi-p]

this gets funnier with each passing year

[laughhard]

This woman leads an exciting life

[androphilia]

[scarletestelle-blog]

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT 

[hoespice-deactivated20180619]

“i expected better from you” well that was your fault lmao I got nothing to do with that

[toastradamus-deactivated2022111]

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

sly stallone came right out of the movie screen and pointed at my girlfriend and asked for her email address I left the movie feeling very emasculated. 4 stars.

[sci-universe]

Carrie Fisher is amazing.

[iguanamouth]

please do a comic of that xmas tree tweet. i beg you iguanamouth

hhhah ahahhahah 

[goodsprings]

i want to Die

[musing-ego]

gay kid: hey i like your shoes

straight boy: haha thanks but im straight

[unrulybabyhair]

How white people built America

[kny111]

someone get my coffin’s measurements

[2damnfeisty]

[alwaysbewoke]

the greatest vine in history. just spectacular.

[darwink-deactivated20210912]

Do ya have a significant other?

I’m significant by myself

[s0l0rider]

me af

[senthia-deactivated20140713]

[cham52]

can’t blame her though, look at her fucking face this bitch is gone