[twitterlols]

[bonechrm]

me: i want a game which gives you tough choices with huge consequences

me, faced with a tiny choice and no consequences: [ sits and reads the wiki page for 3 hours ] [ writes a 2,000 word essay weighing the pros and cons ] ……i can’t make this decision

[baetology]

Sometimes it blows my mind that there are people that don’t wear glasses/contacts. Like they can literally see with no aid. Like they wake up and just be out here seeing. What a wild concept.

[actualdogvines]

[amazingfhb]

[mustardisnice]

Moom

[shrekyourself]

[dankmemeking]

[claycaduceus]

some person: we dont let our pets on the furniture

me: 

[speedlimit15]

[emilysachs]

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[jacqueling35]

I don’t even know what’s real anymore.

[whatdoyoumeantherumisgone-deact]

imagine what its like to work at buzzfeed

your boss asks you to grow out your pubes for a month. you ask dave from accounting if he wants to go out for a drink but hes on a ketchup cleanse this week. you need to find sheila to get her figures for this quarter but shes away Trying Transcendental Puppy Kale Yoga For The First Time. you get roped in to do a taste test for slow cooked yoghurt and now you’re stressed because you can’t find the perfect gif for your ‘What Does Your Favourite Game of Thrones Buttplug Say About You?’ listicle

[xbox420-deactivated20141118]

Keeping The Same Tabs Open For 9 Days Straight Because They Contain Information Relevant To Tasks You’re Too Lazy To Complete - A novel by me

[unclefather]

[mustardisnice]

long legged spider: hey

scientist: daddy

long legged spider: what the fuck

[jeanqrey]

[robthehuman2]

[peuis]

Pope: *flips hair* bitch first of all

[bonechrm]

me: i want a game which gives you tough choices with huge consequences

me, faced with a tiny choice and no consequences: [ sits and reads the wiki page for 3 hours ] [ writes a 2,000 word essay weighing the pros and cons ] ……i can’t make this decision

[lesbiangonegirl]

remember when you saw gone girl for the first time and the credits rolled and you just sat in silence for 5 minutes