Aeviternal

♡ hi i'm dani now take me to the beach ♡

[nowyoukno]

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[judgerinder]

[lemondifficult]

Applying for jobs is starting to feel a lot like

[darnni]

when i can feel myself being really annoying but i can’t stop

[rhydonmyhardon]

developing feelings for a person virtually out of nowhere like

[venusaurphobia]

The correct pronunciation of “colonel” is, without exaggeration, the stupidest thing on this planet

[riversongandthedaysthatnevercame]

ENGLISH IS NOT MY NATIVE LANGUAGE SO AFTER SEEING THIS POST A MILLION TIMES I FINALLY GOOGLED THE PRONUNCIATION AND NOW I AM SO ANGRY

[youngpreciosa-deactivated201607]

[angel-veil-blog]

[areyoudonebro]

The fact that most guys’ first response to a woman wanting equality is “SO CAN I HIT U NOW” is sort of terrifying Like that’s the first thing you’re concerned about? I just want equal pay and you want to punch me in the face? Cool cool

[booasaur]

[perspectiv8]

awkwardly raising your hand to answer a question when the entire class shouts out the answer

[anactopus]

[ganseywestfall]

“Sometimes, you read a book and it fills you with this weird evangelical zeal, and you become convinced that the shattered world will never be put back together unless and until all living humans read the book.” 

[peclro-deactivated20130618]

sext: my mom can pick up if your mom can drop us off

[ineedmorelube]

wakey wakey eggs and bakey

[mermoose]

but I’m a vegan

[ineedmorelube]

wakey wakey vegetables

[crrocs]

What if everyone’s parents start getting tumblr like they did with Facebook

[randomrazl-deactivated20190731]

[psychoticmist]

if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’