Must Collect All The Things

Hi! My name is Carly. If you want to know, I live near the beach in FLA. I acquire anything. Basically, RUN. ...No, seriously, I am the hoarding dragon of tumblr. You must run! Any questions or just want to talk? My Ask/Inbox is always open.

[theweirdwideweb]

[joharvell-deactivated20250903]

lucifer morningstar per episode ★ 1.01 pilot

[dcmultiverse]

“You’re stronger than you believe. You have greater powers than you know.”

[blackwoolncrown]

Are straight white people okay????

What is this?!

[squeezemetillipop]

People like this exist. Interesting.

[feliicityrampant]

this story has a part 2

[doctormemes]

THERE IS A PART 3 WITH GUEST RESPONSES I REPEAT THERE IS A PART 3 THIS IS NOT A DRILL

[bullyfemme]

[glorious-scumbag]

I thought things couldn’t get more horrifyingly amusing than the woman who wanted people to pay $1000 each to go to her wedding so she could “feel like a Kardashian for a day” and had a Facebook breakdown about it saying she was gonna go backpacking in Peru to “find herself” after being “betrayed” by her friends who didn’t want to partake but here we are

[caffeinatedcorvid]

I thought it was the same person ngl.

[imsuchacapricorn]

I’m in the wedding shaming group and saw both this and the Peru post before it went viral. Love it.

[imsuchacapricorn]

THERE’S AN UPDATE

[a-melior-ate]

Stephanie is a true hero.

[hemilf]

my favorite thing about this update is that the fact that we are even SEEING this means there’s AT LEAST one other snitch in the party that she hasn’t caught yet

[imovedtomynewblog-deactivated20]

[whatdoyoutrullydesire]

Lucifer Alphabet

↳ Trixie

I want to be the first president of Mars. Or a zookeeper.

[wifeofstark]

Tony: *gets on a dangerous alien spaceship*

Peter: *gets on a dangerous alien spaceship*

Tony:

[teathattast]

[books-read-in-nooks]

Me: “Yeah I read all the time! I’m always reading a book-”

My books sitting unread on my bookshelf:

[janree]

spirited away → haku’s first appearance

[michonnes]

“Because I know this woman. In the biblical sense and she ain’t no nun.” - Sister Act [1992]

[avoidantproblem]

over-explaining everything because you’re scared of not making sense or people thinking you’re stupid

[wildwood-faun]

the thrilling sequel: under-explaining everything because you’re afraid of being seen as a rambling mess

[princeheathen]

the stunning conclusion: wildly varying between both based off the most recent way you’ve fucked up 

[risarodil]

What’s up DANGER 🕷 

RB • TeePublic

[gif87a-com]

[fairycosmos]

honestly the concept of doppelgangers is scary but if i saw myself i probably wouldn’t be that terrified. like i know she can’t run for more than 3 minutes straight. i know she can’t do basic maths. she’s not going to do anything. she doesn’t even know what day it is

[3cops-and-a-writer]

It turns out the Westlake’s carpenter learned his trade at Sing Sing where he did eight to ten for armed robbery back in the late ‘90s. Witnesses report seeing his truck in front of the Westlake’s townhouse on the day of the murder.

[lostchel-deactivated20210106]

Our world doesn’t deserve you. Yet.