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drinkyourjuiceshelby

ilovemusicalyy

catchymemes

desmadrechic

caspzr-deactivated20190316

brucebocchi

Prongles: Once You Pop… THAT’S GREAT!

moonemojii

bigfatqueen-blog

(via @crjmemes on instagram) when I’m blasting carly from my room, no one can stop me

smatter-deactivated20220909

Okay this is the funniest thing I’ve seen

avantbear

surprisebitch

need me one like that

theweirdwideweb

weloveshortvideos

british summer is here.

sixohsixoheightfourtwo

[rain pouring] [thunder rumbling] [car horn blaring] “go on. wheyyyyyyy!! Oh no.” [in distance: “YOU IDIOT”, uproarious laughter] “why would you go through that. what are you doing. ahhh no, he’s actually floating!” “well of course he is. what a fucking bellend!” “what a knobhead!” “fucking hell.”

strangehorse

this is the most accurate depiction of britain i have ever seen

toocooltobehipster

when you hug your straight friend but he forgets to say no homo

princesscarriefisherarchive-dea

me, a lesbian, mistaking a nice twink for a nice butch lesbian: [gives him the lesbian nod]

him, a twink, mistaking me for a twink: [gives me the gay once over]

me, a sensitive dyke: [calls an uber and spends the whole time misty eyed, wondering why this nice butch would look me over like i wasn’t a HUMAN BEING, like i was something to be gawked at. i ignore my Uber driver’s attempt at small talk, staring out the window and questioning everything i know about life, meaning, and the pursuit of lesbianism]

him, a confused gay: [stares at the space this twink just vacated, completely floored. a nod. does he think this is a game. does he think this is a joke. this isn’t a PTA meeting where you nod at your old friend but also secret enemy Brenda from across the room. was i not even worth the once over. have i lost my game. what does this mean]