ceo of daddy issues

protecting the x-men online isn’t enough. i need a gun.

[mut4nts]

“My son, Quicksilver.”

[mut4nts]

ummm so i haven’t used this account in a while and after deadpool & wolverine movie came out i’m seeing a lot of x-men stans back from the dead and new fans have shown up so i’m just here to remind you…

[mut4nts]

besties

[tapireye-deactivated20220708]

Pieces by Nensi Dojaka

[hersheychocolateworld]

Hey, it’s Hershey. We already got our first exciting fan letter! Let’s see what it says

It’s from Forrest. Hi, Forrest! You suggested that we should delete our account on July 17th, 2021. 

Well Forrest, I have a suggestion for you. On July 17th, 2021, I suggest you start running. 

[mut4nts]

It’s finally time.

[itsapmseymour]

Do you have skeletons in your closet?

Before I answer that,

Should I be concerned with your username

[hersheychocolateworld]

Hey, it’s Hershey. We already got our first exciting fan letter! Let’s see what it says

It’s from Forrest. Hi, Forrest! You suggested that we should delete our account on July 17th, 2021. 

Well Forrest, I have a suggestion for you. On July 17th, 2021, I suggest you start running. 

[hersheycountdown]

55 days remain

[hersheychocolateworld]

But how many days do YOU have remaining, hersheycountdown?

[mut4nts]

KURT, MY BELOVED...

[x-mehs]

[art-of-imaginations]

A Dadneto comic about the twins hearing curse words. 

Bonus: 

[mut4nts]

*normally enjoying watching the falcon and the winter soldier*

tfatws: [shows chess set]

my brother and i, the two starving xmen stans, knowing the xmen movies and mcu are both separate entities: CHERIK?!

[babysitterxsteve]

You know what would be hilarious? What if in the Falcon and the Winter Soldier, Evan Peters somehow gets involved, but he’s under a completely different name. And then he shows up in Loki again, under a DIFFERENT name. And then in the Hawk-Eye show. And eventually you find out that he IS Peter Maximoff in Witness Protection and they keep having to move him because he keeps getting involved. And this leads into the X-Men movie.

[gothmikewheeler]

one of the fbi guys says smth like: you’re like a magnet for trouble aren’t ya kid?

and peter just looks at the camera like he’s on the office

[toastbutteregg]

[mut4nts]

“My son, Quicksilver.”

[katrinacastillo]

in which everyone knows Erik is Peter's father, except Erik

Peter: Hey, did you get a chance to look at my essay?

Erik: I did, and was very impressed. Excellent work, Peter.

Peter: Cool! Thanks, Dad.

Jean:

Kurt:

Ororo:

Charles:

Hank:

Erik:

Peter:

Peter: …Why is everyone staring at me?

Raven: You just called Erik ‘Dad.’ You said 'Thanks, Dad.’

Peter: What?? No I didn’t. I said 'thanks, man.’

Erik: Peter, do you see me as a father figure?

Peter: No! If anything, I see you as a bother-figure, because you’re always bothering me.

Scott: Hey! Show your father some respect.

Peter: *this close to losing it* I didn’t call him dad!!

[vikander]

[satan-spice]

varysbueller:

#i really don’t know which face is funnier in the last one

#wait am i his dad #wait are you my dad

[magnetfamily]

This post is legendary and I finally found the original one

[darkholmes]

First Looks of the Hellfire Gala — Designs by Russell Dauterman

[surferboypizzas]

peter and ororo being best friends supremacy