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Backshots...? No, I could never strike my enemy whilst he isn't looking. It would be most dishonorable

“You gotta make a decision leave tonight or live and die this way” is such a raw line you’d think it was from Tracy Chapman’s fast car. And it is in fact from Tracy Chapman’s fast car.

orchidmantiss-deactivated202410

I treasure our mutualship

lilaccccc

santa put me on the Nuanced list this year

homunculus-argument

You ever been in a state where you physically have no energy, but you're bored and socially understimulated so you kind of wish you could just invite people to come over like this:

#everyone yearns for sleepovers

noireasy

When some young women online are like my mom never taught me how to be a feminine little lady and she never wore makeup it's like. I'm sorry your cool mom has such a lame daughter

hamletthedane

I just found the earliest email I ever sent from my email address, and it’s the funniest goddamn thing I can possibly imagine a fourth grader sending her teacher:

(Context - my fourth grade teacher was on maternity leave, and the state of the classroom fish tank was dire under the substitute teacher’s tyrannical rule. The class convened at recess, and decided to inform our (24yo, new mother) former teacher of the situation. I was selected as the duly appointed representative for this solemn communication.)

hamletthedane

Further context: I am now a practicing attorney.

insomniac-arrest

I cannot relate to people who dislike female characters for “being manipulative.” She’s literally creative problem solving before your eyes. She’s literally just using her words. Maybe the other blorbos should be less pawn-like for her beautiful hands hmm