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[konoko]

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

january was five months, february was normal, march was about three weeks, and april so far has been about twenty minutes.

[hyperlexichypatia]

In general I don't like the ageism of the whole "Everyone is 12" take, but the part that particularly bugs me is attributing adults wanting to be farmers on "being 12." Because, you see, farming is one of the most egregious industries for use and abuse of child labor. There are actually a lot of 12 year olds working on farms, and those 12 year olds absolutely know better than to think farm labor is a relaxing, fulfilling, romantic, "simple and close to nature" lifestyle.

Adults don't romanticize farming because they're childish; they romanticize farming because they're privileged enough to never have had to work 16 hours a day outside. Children who don't have that privilege know better.

[dr-gaytorius]

1st base: raw ethically dubious fucking

2nd base: exist in a public space together

3rd base: you witness me have a real, candid emotion

4th base: I reveal an aspect of my tragic backstory to you

[fantaboy91]

Being gay really is like this

[whyenn-reader]

"ingredients you can pronounce" i can pronounce anything

[segamascott]

[gettingborredofthis]

Pussy*

[segamascott]

balls*

[graceofgosh]

i dont think you're supposed to admit that dude

[correctopinionhaver]

"we can't pay for healthcare and childcare while at the same time paying for these things that are very unpopular and not going well" is not the persuasive argument he thinks it is

[antonludwiganton]

Xで見つかりました

@brockfoodie

[lesvegas]

[lesvegas]

Ok I think this might be funnier with context actually. This is a review for a strip club in Toronto.

[slowlygeneralballoon]

Go ahead, put anything.

[panderapparel]

Pander trunks in lemon yellow.

[angelputrefacto]

[muscnmascohio]

[the-korova]

Harry Potter is trending at #1 on tumblr so I thought I’d take the opportunity to say fuck JKR, fuck transphobes, fuck her stupid books, her theme park, her endless landfill fodder merch slop, and her fucking castle on a hill. Read another book yall!! Read another book!!!!!!!

[jakques]

[thebestofmensite]

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